NOW, WE HAVE A PIECE ON THE SHOW THAT WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO FOR
A WHILE.
IT'S A PIECE CALLED "CELEBRITY NOSES."
WE TRIED A COUPLE OF TIMES AND FOR VARIOUS REASONS IT DIDN'T
WORK AND WE RAN OUT OF TIME.
ONE THERE WAS SOME MUSICAL ISSUES, WASN'T THERE, REGGIE?
AND THE SECOND TIME WE HAD SOME GRAPHIC PROBLEMS.
HOWEVER, WE ARE READY TO DO IT. WE WERE HERE UNTIL MIDNIGHT.
IT'S THOROUGHLY REHEARSED.
LAST NIGHT WAS THE EMMYS, ONE OF THE BIGGEST DAYS OF THE YEAR
HERE IN LOS ANGELES.
AND IN HONOR OF THE OCCASION, WEVE DECIDED TO PREPARE A
SPECIAL VERSION OF ONE OF OUR MOST BELOVED COMEDY BITS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GOING TO GET TO DO IT TONIGHT.
BECAUSE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I SMELL A
GOOD TIME, YOU SMELL A GOOD TIME.
IT'S THE EMMY EDITION OF CELEBRITY NOSES!
♪ CELEBRITY NOSES OH, YEAH ♪
JAMES: OK.
HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS.
WE ALL SEE CELEBRITIES ALL THE TIME.
WHAT'S? >> HOLD ON.
JAMES: WHAT'S HAPPENED THERE? >> CAMERA ISSUE.
JAMES: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> CAMERA ISSUE.
JAMES: RIGHT -- I -- IS THAT IT?
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? IS THE PROBLEM WITH --
>> HOLD PLEASE. JAMES: WELL, HAVE WE NOT GOT ANY
OTHER CAMERAS.
>> THERE'S A CAMERA ISSUE.
JAMES: I'M SAYING WE CAN DO IT ON ANOTHER CAMERA, CAN'T WE?
THERE'S OTHER CAMERAS.
WHERE ARE THE OTHER CAMERAS?
[LAUGHTER] THAT'S THE ONLY CAMERA YOU'VE
GOT.
IT'S A VISUAL PIECE.
WHAT ABOUT THE CAMERA -- WE'VE GOT THE CAMERAS IN THE GREEN
ROOM, DON'T WE? WE CAN USE ONE OF THOSE.
[LAUGHTER] >> THEY'RE IN THE GREEN ROOM.
JAMES: NO, I KNOW THEY'RE IN THE GREEN ROOM.
[APPLAUSE] I'M SAYING CAN WE NOT BRING -- I
REALLY -- WE CAN BRING THOSE CAMERAS DOWN HERE, CAN'T WE?
>> GOOD IDEA. TRAVELING THE CAMERA.
JAMES: ARE YOU SERIOUS? THAT'S THE ONLY CAMERA WE'VE
GOT, THE ONLY CAMERA WE'VE GOT IS THIS ONE I'M ON RIGHT NOW.
LOOK AT THAT. YOU CAN BARELY SEE ME.
>> I CAN SEE YOU. JAMES: I KNOW YOU CAN SEE ME.
IS THERE NOT ANOTHER CAMERA THAT WE CAN DO IT ON?
I CAN'T -- WELL, WHAT'S THAT CAMERA?
WHERE'S THAT? >> BEHIND YOU.
JAMES: WHERE BEHIND ME? >> GO LEFT.
JAMES: WHERE? >> SORRY, MY LEFT.
[APPLAUSE] JAMES: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHERE?
>> WARMER.
WARMER. JAMES: I'M NOT GOING TO PLAY
HOTTER AND COLDER.
>> I CAN SEE THEM.
JAMES: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.
I'LL DO IT ON THIS CAMERA.
I'M NOT NOT GOING TO DO THIS. [APPLAUSE]
COULD YOU MOVE OUT. I'M REALLY SORRY.
I'M REALLY SORRY. YOU MOVE OUT.
STAND OVER THERE. STAND OVER THERE.
WHERE IS IT?
RIGHT, OK.
IF I -- YOU CAN SEE THAT, RIGHT?
CAN YOU?
>> I CAN SEE YOU NOW? RIGHT.
OK. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS
THE -- >> I SEE YOU.
JAMES: I SMELL A GOOD TIME. YOU SMELL A GOOD TIME.
IT'S TIME FOR "CELEBRITY NOSES."
♪ CELEBRITY NOSES OH, YEAH ♪ JAMES: THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE.
WE ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE TIME TO GET THROUGH ALL OF THESE NOW.
I JUST WANT TO GET THROUGH THE JON HAMM NOW.
>> WRAP IT UP NOW.
JAMES: I'M SORRY? >> WRAP IT UP NOW.
JAMES: I'M NOT GOING TO GET THROUGH THE JOB!
THIS IS RIDICULOUS! [BEEP]!
WE'LL COME BACK AFTER THE BREAK.
WE'LL DO IT ANOTHER TIME! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
♪ CELEBRITY NOSES CELEBRITY NOSES
CELEBRITY NOSES ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]