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let's go
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oh
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success
wow
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this is so nice
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it wasn't as fast as last time let's try
again okay
welcome to mario paint today we're going
to paint a happy little house first you
start off with a square then unlit the
triangle on the house
and then you add a few more strokes
we're done okey-dokey thank you for
tuning
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oh hello officers hey you got a license
for that
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when does it get better
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[Applause]
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there are in fact 14 605 possible
multiverses but there is one problem out
of the 14 million multiverses there
isn't a single one where you get some
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let's kill him properly this time
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here we go
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i wrote a blog post a while ago about
why i hate video games because
this is what it does it appeals like the
male fantasy
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i'll take it for free you'll never catch
me alive
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here i god here i am here we go here i
am
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who the hell are you
let's go
ah
well i guess that's it
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okay sir you have to favor all the
chills i actually have lung cancer
so do you have to favor all the chores
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[Laughter]
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okay uh we need to make the mario kart
series fresh and exciting again what do
we do uh what if we shove two characters
onto one card
you have a goddamn genius
mario pinboland
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hey copy
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bye bye
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it's rewind time
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god damn it
i'm a girl gamer
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stole my cake
oh no
no we're not we have mario i bet he's
coming here to help right now
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yes mario's gonna finish this trophy
collection in no time
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road
um
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along with all brand new courses we are
also introducing anti-gravity driving
god damn it i'll get a ladder
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god damn i'm a level design master
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something's in my ass
rio where the hell is that
no no no no no no way
introducing the nintendo labo variety
kit a new experience for nintendo switch
75 dollars
my mind's telling me no
but they crack y'all they crack teams
tell me yes
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i miss the part where that's my problem
[Applause]
yeah
great
my back
i'm gonna put some dirt in your eyes
[Applause]
oh
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you