why can you never trust atoms? I don't know
they make up everything.
Two antennas got married the wedding was lousy but the reception
was outstanding.
was it now?
A superconductor walks into a bar, the
bartender says get out we don't serve your kind here.
The superconductor left without resistance.
Why did the power transistor's spouse take away the TV
remote? why?
It wouldn't stop switching
offscreen: "You can't laugh at your own jokes!"
watch me
why was MC escher fired from his electrical design job?
I would love to know.
He was intentionally building in ground loops.
What do you call a
detective electrical engineer? what?
Sherlock Ohms.
Pretty good
why was the inductor watching the news?
It was trying to keep current.
A wind
turbine asked asks a rectifier what's your favorite kind of music?
The rectifier says ac/dc of course. what about you?
and the turbine says, "well I'm a big metal fan!"
what is an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream?
shock-a-lot
That one hurts a little bit.
what do you give your favorite electrical engineer for his birthday?
I don't know.
shorts!
why do fluorescent lights hum?
because they can't remember the words
what did the electrical engineers say when he got shocked?
That Hertz
did you hear the story of the electrical engineer? No.
It's a shocking one
My filter's frequency response shows exactly what I need...
it bodes well.
a photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any
help with his luggage he says
no, I'm traveling light
The red wire said to the
black wire why are you so sad?
the black wire replied, "I've been grounded"
why can you never trust atoms? I don't know
they make up everything!
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I've
been carrying,
I'm ecstatic!
what do you call it when a bunch of electrical
engineers are late?
group delay
What would a barefoot man get if he stepped
on an electric fence?
a pair of shocks.
what's a Cowboys favorite signal?
spurious signals
mmm
what' s a pirate's favorite branch of Electrical Engineering?
ARRRRRRGH
ARRRRRRGH F
where do diodes like to drive?
bridges?
that's better than the real punch line
one way streets
what's an RF engineers favorite
instrument a harmonic-a
So I got a new current probe yesterday I'm pretty amped about it.
yeah...
why did the electron throw up?
He was spinning.
oh I see
why was the electrical engineer having trouble doing his dishes?
He was trying to do his dishes in a heat sink
oh man
A heat sink, you know? yeah
so I had to call an electrician out today after getting
my finger stuck in the socket while trying to plug in my phone.
I can't believe how much I was charged!