Today I'm in the Midlands, specifically the Black Country,
to pick up me passenger.
It's Nacer Chadli. Hello. How are you? Good, and you?
Yeah, good. Belt up, let's go.
So, first things first, what car do you drive now?
At the moment I've got...a big van.
What? Yeah, a van, but customised inside. You're a van man?
What about this van here?
No, it's not like this, it's a smaller one.
So, you've got a van and what else?
A Ferrari.
I mean, they are two very different things,
having a van and then a Ferrari.
What Ferrari?
458 Spider.
Nice. Right, we've got Taxi Trivia.
A quiz that Gary Lineker has created for us.
We have to pull over, because someone complained to the police.
They thought it was dangerous, yes. Yeah. Indicator on...
Car in gear, handbrake on. Indicator off. Engine off.
GARY LINEKER: Welcome to Taxi Trivia.
Nacer, Lloyd, get your fingers ready.
Question one...
Who has scored the most goals for West Brom this season?
BUZZER
Gareth McAuley.
Salomon Rondon. Oh!
Question two... Which club did Tony Pulis manage before West Brom?
BUZZER
Stoke.
Yes, Crystal Palace.
Oh. Oh, dear.
There are two South Americans in the West Brom squad,
Salomon Rondon and which other?
BUZZER
Claudio Yacob.
Claudio Yacob. OK. Yes.
Question four, which player has scored the most goals in a single
Premier League season for West Brom?
BUZZER
Salomon Rondon.
Romelu Lukaku.
Oh!
Finally, which West Brom player has the most international caps?
BUZZER
Ben Foster?
Darren Fletcher, he's got 78, for Scotland.
Well, you win that. It was a narrow victory, one-nil, yeah.
Yeah. Whilst we're here, we may as well do Paddlefoot.
Oh, no! Oh, oh, oh!
I need a bigger ball, I think.
You need a bigger ball. Don't we all, mate.
12, you're not on... Not on the bottom. Final go.
Go.
Ah, no.
Troy Deeney. It's getting worse each week. Nacer Chadli...
..on 12.
Right, indicating, driving off again now.
You squares.
So, if you just pop open my glove box,
that is the unpredictable glove, in there are some questions.
Pop your hand in.
You look scared.
I'm worried about what kind of questions it is.
Oh... I mean, the glove, it's unpredictable.
Best player you've ever played against.
Messi. Messi?
Yeah. You know he's a friend of mine?
Yeah? He genuinely is.
OK. I've met him a few times. I've met him once.
But we got on like a house on fire.
Perfect date night.
Sushi restaurant. Nice sushi restaurant?
OK. I like to go to the cinema as well.
Cinema and sushi? Yeah.
Like, this is Nacer Chadli's Netflix and chill. Sushi and cinema.
Yeah. Most famous person in your phone book.
Most famous person in my phone book is Craig Disley,
the Grimsby Town captain.
OK. Eden Hazard?
Eden Hazard? Yeah.
What was the last text message that you sent Eden Hazard?
It was for tickets when we... played against Chelsea.
So, you just wanted some free tickets? Yeah.
Is that bad? No, I think it's fine!
I'm not, you know, I'd love to be friends with...a footballer.
But you have Messi, right? Yeah, technically.
It's a one-way friendship.
No, it's a dual friendship.
I'd say the three footballing friends,
closest that I'm friends to are probably Messi,
Craig Disley from Grimsby, and Nacer Chadli.
They're the three.
What's your spice level at Nando's?
Very good question.
It would be medium or hot. Medium or hot? Yeah.
Yup, I go hot... And then get the XL hot.
Wow. Then always going in the toilet after?
Yeah, usually, yeah. But that's after any meal, to be fair.
And this is the training ground? Yeah.
Do you ever drive the Ferrari to training?
This year, I've done it maybe twice...
Just to...
No, because you need to drive it some time for the battery, so...
Oh... Yeah.
Otherwise it doesn't start again. Yeah. It's a shame.
If you ever want me to drive the Ferrari for you,
do you know what I mean?
Just to recharge the battery, I can do that for you.
I don't want you to get in your Ferrari one day
and the battery to be flat.
I don't mind... I understand that.
This is you. £7.50, if that's all right?
I've got it in my card, if you wish.
I don't have a card reader, do you have PayPal?
Er, no. You don't have PayPal?
No. It's so easy to set up.
Or, if it's contactless, I can just take your card
and I'll just go and spend £7.50 in a shop...
Yeah, that is absolutely perfect.
Do you want to give me the keys as well?
I need to drive the Ferrari, so if you'd give me the keys...
For the batteries. For the batteries. Yeah.
Right, OK, you go and do training
and I'll bring you back in a Ferrari.
No problem. Yeah. Nice to meet you. Thank you.
I mean, that is an absolute result.
HE CHUCKLES