Yes! Q has lost the episode, so we've brought him here
to the unbelievable White Post Farms.
What kind of punishment is bringing me to a zoo?
This is where I'm the happiest.
Well, we're gonna make you an exhibit here.
You will live amongst the squalor and swine
until we say otherwise.
They have goats, zebras, alpacas, giraffe, and now a Q.
It's great. The collection's complete.
And it's dawning on me that I am gonna be in a cage.
What do you mean it's dawning on you?
We just told you.
[ Goats bleating ]
Q: This is -- This is dumb.
Sal: You have this lovely zoo abode.
You got shade there. You got a blanket and a pillow.
This lukewarm, tepid cesspool is for your comfort.
Even we're kind enough to throw in a bathing suit.
But what am I supposed to do?
-You live here. -You live here.
You know, you can hang out. You can check in with friends.
We hung a toy from you.
You got your cellphone that we took from you earlier hanging.
Q: Oh, my God.
Is it 100 degrees? Yes. Does it smell like hot manure?
Yes.
We, uh -- We're gonna go.
Bye, buddy.
We're gonna leave you with a companion.
-There it is. -Yeah!
Is that -- That's a camel?
-What's his name? -Pepe.
Sal: Peps.
-Oh, Pepe stinks. -Yeah, he's a camel.
-Okay. Bye. -Bye, buddy.
-When do I go home? -When it's over.
What do you think, Pepe?
What are you doing? Posing?
No, no. Don't eat the toilet paper.
Aah! Hey, is Pepe allowed to eat my air-conditioning?
Pepe, don't eat my pool.
[ Goats bleating ]
Pepe, no! Pepe, no. Pepe, no.
Oh, he already started pooping.
There's camel shit in here now.
Hey. Trying to sleep here, pal.
You know, Pepe's really going to town on the equipment, guys.
[ Animal cries ]
Who am I talking to?
Thank you.
Ohh-ahh! Oh, my God.
Pepe, stand there. Pepe. Oh, I hate you, guys.
[ Goats bleating ]
Would you please shut up?
There's food in my pool.
Looks pretty boring.
Pepe. I used to be a fireman, Pepe.
I used to be useful.
Man: Hello?
Hello.
-Are you hungry? -You have treats?
You want meal?
-Pepperoni? -Yeah. Pepperoni.
Yeah? All right. I'll take it.
-Thank you for that. -See you later.
Thank you for coming in.
And don't step in the puddle of camel piss.
Thanks for coming in here and just throwing food at me.
I mean, at what point do I get let out?
Uh, okay.
I'm so bored, Pepe.
There are flies everywhere, Pepe.
Wait. That's a guy?
Everybody's staring at me, Pepe.
Pepe's getting a bath.
Now I need you.
Oh, you want to clean me with that thing?
You just rubbed it all over the camel.
Yes, come here. You sit over here.
All right.
Sit down.
♪♪
[ Gasping ]
All right. Okay.
[ Groans ] No brush. No brush.
Man: Yeah.
Ohh! Ohh! God!
Okay. We got it. We got it.
Oh, my God. We got it. We got it.
Somebody help!
Somebody do something about this.
Okay. There. Pepe go home.
-Pepe go home? -Yeah. You stay here.
-But we're friends, man. -Good night, baby.
-Good night, baby. -Bye. Bye.
Hey, Siri. FaceTime Joe Gatto.
-Hey. -Hey, man.
I can't take it. I can't take it anymore. I can't.
I'm losing it.
It's late. I'm trying to sleep.
I know! Get me out of here!
We never locked the gate.
-Oh, [bleep] you. -[ Laughs ]
Q: Okay. I'm an idiot.
I probably could have left 10 minutes after they left,
and it would have been fine, but instead, I'm an ass
that stayed inside of this thing all day,
and I'm going, and I'm done, and I'm out of here.