Command (Jet): Hunter, do you copy?
Hunter: I’m here, Command, prepping to land on the planet.
Command: Good. Remain on comms till you’re needed.
Hunter: Okay. I’ll be here. Landing now.
Mono: Hunter, where the fuck are we?
Hunter: Oooo. Language, Mono. We’re somewhere out in Backspace.
Mono: What the fuck are we doing out in BackSpace?
Hunter: We’re looking for a pod.
Hunter: Go scan for dangerous life forms.
Mono: Scanning
Mono: I really doubt there's anyone out here.
Mono: Scanning
Mono: Still scanning.
Mono: Nothing detected.
Hunter: Hey, Command, I found the pod, but there’s no sign of the crew.
Command: Alright. Stay put.
Command: Don't move.
Falcon 5: I see you, looking for the blackhole, are we?
Hunter: You want me to go look for them?
Command: Just. Please. For once. Do as you’re told.
Mono: Scanning.
Mono: Still nothing detected.
Hunter: “Do as you’re told…”
Command: We’re still on comms.
Command: Everyone can hear you.
Hunter: Right. Listen, Jet, if this is about last night…
Command: Just. Please. We’re sending another crew to your location now.
Mono: I’ve found another ship.
Mono: It appears to be a Falcon.
Hunter: Well, as long as its not a Falcon 5 we’re good.
Mono: It’s a Falcon 5. We’re fucked.
Command: Glad to hear somebody is.
Hunter: Whoa… Wait…. Wait… Wait… Wait…
[BAMMM, BAMMMM, BAMMMM]
Hunter: It’s a Falcon 5! It’s a Falcon 5!
Hunter: Shit! [BAMMM, BAMMMM, BAMMMM]
Hunter: Shit! (Breathing heavily) I’m outta shape, I’m outta shape.
Let’s stop for a second.
Mono: What do we do now?
Hunter: Definitely not staying put!
Let's go find that black hole.
Hunter: I think we found the first crew.
[BAMMMM, BAMMM, BAMMM]
Mono: Hunter
Hunter: Stop shooting at me! [BAMMMM, BAMMM]
Hunter: Wuhoo-oooo. Mono? You alright?
Hunter: Mono? You okay bud?
Mono: Hunter, where are you?
Hunter: You okay, buddy?
Mono: I can't feel my legs.
Mono: I really wanted to see the blackhole.
Hunter: Hey! You'll be fine.
We’ll just reboot you and… -
Mono: Everything's going dark.
Hunter: Come on...
Hunter: I have eyes on the blackhole.
Command: Don’t go in. Just stay put.
We'll send a team to check it out.
Hunter: You! You just want me to wait?
C’mon! (Huff)
Command: Do. As. You’re. Told.
Stay put.
Hunter: (laughing to himself)
Hunter: No.
Command: What do you mean no?
Hunter: Adventure awaits.