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go i know without you troy
make me proud be the first black man
i love you i know
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somewhere out there
beneath the pale moonlight
he did it good boy commencing reward
i have to open the cage yeah you don't
have to warn me i'm not
everybody shut up
did i miss it
where are wrestling well like stallone
over the top
but i'm not sure of all the rules don't
i need a semi-truck and a ten-year-old
son the rules are
you suck let's go uh i wanna wait for a
more inspiring song the score isn't
right
there we go
uh
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you broke my head you bastard
[Music]
is
and we're back with greendale's resident
animal expert starburns
my name's alex star burns joins us with
his pet turtle
shelling now i understand shelly can eat
over five miles a day
that's impressive turtles don't eat mice
what do they eat i don't know pellets
have no idea that's disappointing that's
not good look what is going on here i
was studying for my econ midterm you
guys walk in you hand me this turtle
and then you tell me to smile for the
folks at home i watch folks at home
things give you salmonella you know
let's go to garrett with a check on the
weather
it's still sunny speaking of
anniversaries it is the third
anniversary of me and abed watching
freaky friday for the first time
oh that you remember
movie charlie is having an end of the
video store chain industry sale so i got
you a six pack of body switching movies
and a two-year-old box of raisin nets
all for under five bucks
all right change up 13 going on 30. 17
again
18 again vice versa judgement
um freaky friday
oh troy you are so thoughtful
i wish i had the capacity for
sentimentality like you do
me i wish i was more like you
no emotional hang-ups endless cool
adventures you have it so easy
no you do troy no you do abid
i wish i could switch places with you
for just one day
sorry routine light switch check
i thought that would work yeah we're all
floored it didn't
attention students this is abed and the
disco spider here at green dam green day
a few quick announcements announcement
number one all announcements will be
cool starting right now
announcement number two butt soup
announcement number three i am not
from johnny quest
jeff winger on security news you guys
got to start locking the dean's door so
guys
like us don't get in hey
once a poem a time
there was a
big spaceship and aliens
and mercenaries and war
and betrayal
and romance and
karate and credits the end
we should write a screenplay together
cool cool
i am kick puncher my cyber punches have
the power of kicks
i am punch kicker meet your match
i love you puncher
the only thing beyond the reach of my
fists is humanity
you sure britta couldn't do your part
okay i asked her she wasn't available
let's go film the sex scene
avid please allow me okay thanks
let me see that's not good
they said market price
what market are you shopping at
i'm going to run i need to okay three
one two three
in the future mission control
headed for base target acquired
two cardboard boxes mission control i
got a bogey on my six
yeah i'm on your six evasive maneuvers
are about to become still on your six
i took evasive maneuvers you can't be on
my six then i'm on your 12.
that means i'm on your six
good spaceships
troy it's me abed
i made it through i'm a cartoon now
that's impossible
nothing's impossible in here animals can
talk your heart is shaped like a heart
and the smell of pie can make you float
you have to believe
troy wait you don't have to believe
i didn't
i may have done some damage there the
war has no more reason to continue
and yet it does between the two that
began it
they just kept fighting
like for hours
come on guys let's wrap this up i don't
want to me neither why not
this is gonna be the last thing we ever
do together you can't stop
well doesn't that kind of solve your
problem the realization that you like
each other so much you'd hit each other
with pillows forever
knowing that doesn't feel like enough
anymore yeah we're grown-ups now we have
grown-up problems
that's very clear
unless you use those magical friendship
hats that i got for you
not stupid jeffrey we know you made
those sarcastically
yes yes and i will roll my eyes at both
of you when i put them on your heads
because that's the way i am but
that's not the way you have to be
we might be interested okay then
here's your magical friendship hat and
jeff
what you left the magical friendship
hats at the dean's office
right
women aren't funny your wife must have a
sense of humor
she's seen you naked oh
drop my cucumber do i call you or do i
just commit a crime
probably committing a crime would get me
to you quicker this is
my most inviting thank you and good
night