Yes, I made it.
[screaming]
[laughing]
What's that noise?
[screaming]
Is that?
[screaming]
Oh, my God. Is that?
[screaming]
Ray?
[groaning]
Yes.
What?
Yes!
[laughing] I'm okay.
Did you just jump all the way from--
Sorry, Kid, can't talk, got to beat you upstairs.
What? Ray!
You guys notice anything different about me?
- Did ya get a haircut? - Lose weight?
Nose job?
I bought a sword.
[unintelligible]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[screaming]
Hi-yah!
Do you love it?
- No! - Terrified!
Rolling thunder!
Thanks, now they're armed.
I've still got my bat.
[laughing]
Okay, now, I don't know what to do.
Captain Man.
Uh-oh.
[groaning]
Dude, the door wasn't even locked.
I know, Jeff, but I don't like you.
So I smashed your door.
I got it. I got her new phone but she's right behind me. Here.
Henry!
Whoa, here she comes.
Watch out, boy. She'll chew you up.
Okay, okay, I'll stall her. You hide in the back
until you get the video off the cloud.
Okay.
[panting]
Hey, Piper. [chuckles]
I'm gonna break you in half!
[screaming]
Okay! Okay!
[screaming]
This is interesting.
[screaming]
- Give me my phone! - Alright, alright!
Hey, give her the phone.
Hi, I found this phone. Is this yours?
Yeah, it's mine, you weirdo!
[groaning]
[screaming]
[groaning]
Can I just swear on a Bible or something?
Or if--
Ow!
Dang it!
Ah, seriously?
Ah, I know.
[groaning]
Jasper [unintelligible]
That is not the plan!
[groaning]
Sorry to barge in.
I thought I'd flabbergasted you.
How are you two moving?
You don't need to worry about that, Debargary.
Yeah, but what you do need to worry about is... our fists!
[grunting]
Yah. You're gonna need all those towels
to wipe this punch off your face.
[grunting]
To anyone who's listening,
this would be the part where we normally start fighting.
- Oh, sorry - On it.
No, no. I'm- we're in the door. Turn me around.
I-I'm trying!
Where are you kicking?
[groaning]
You are on the floor. Get up.
Stop yelling at me.
He's to your right.
Now, where'd they go? Charlotte, can you take control for me?
[grunting]
Your other right.
Charlotte, I need your help.
Why are we punching a washing machine?
'Cause in video games, they're coins inside.
[grunting]
This is not a video game.
Wow, look at that.
Don't look at her leg.
[whistling]
Look at my leg.
Ah. [chuckles]
Look at my leg!
I gotta look.
[groaning]
I don't like it. [groaning]
I knew it. I'm a freak.
- Ooh. - Youch.
- Who is it? - Look through your peep hole.
Alright.
[groaning]
Captain Man?
Hey, I never said you could come in.
Too bad, jerk.
Hey, thought I heard you guys.
What are you doing here so la-- [screaming]
[groaning]
[unintelligible]
I feel so safe.
[groaning]
Okay, okay.
You may have gotten the drop on me before.
That's just because I wasn't expecting--
[screaming]
What the but?
It's okay. It's okay. I got this.
Hey, buddy, I'm gonna need ya to stop.
I'm just gonna need ya to stop moving.
Red light.
You have to stop if I say "red light",
that's- that's the rules of the game.
- Still- you're still walking. - Relax.
I speak fluent robot.
Adios, Roboto.
That's just Spanish.
Uh.
Seems like you just made him angrier.
Yeah.
Let's see how he feels about this.
[groaning]
Did I get 'em? Who'd I land on?
Your girlfriend.
Not my girlfriend!
But we'll discuss that later.
Right now, I got a boy problems,
And this time, I'm gonna keep a safe distance.
Wow. I'm not even mad.
Hey, guys, I got the light bulbs.
Surprise!
[screaming]
What was that for? It's not my birthday.
We know.
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four.
Stop screaming like that! [screaming]
[groaning]
Oh, my God!
[laughing]
[groaning]
Oh, my goodness. I'm okay.
Oh, my gosh, when you open it,
can you see the sky? You can?
Hey! Give me your phone!
Wha?
- N-No! - Yeah.
- Oh, my gosh. - Ha!
That jerk just stole my phone!
Hey, whoa, man, just give her back her-- Whoa!
What the fudge do you think you're doing?
Oh, my God!
Here's your phone, kid.
Great. Thanks so much.
Where's Piper?
There she is with the cone on her head.
Yeah!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait! It wasn't Piper's fault.
She has text neck and she can't use her phone.
So, I'm the one who was texting everyone for her.
Okay, I'm the reason
that Booger Stephen gotten invited to your party.
So, if you're gonna be mad at someone,
you should be mad at me.
Take him!
[screaming]
No! I'm a human being!
[grunting]
What kind of magic door is this?
The door mocks me.
And it will pay!
I didn't know the live shows at Burger Castle. That's fun.
I am Reicher of Astoria.
I demand to be crowned king of this castle.
We got a bunch of crowns. You can just have one.
This is not a crown!
Are you going to order anything or?
Did somebody say "danger"?
What're you talking about?
No.
Well, if one of you said it,
my entrance would have been cool.
[screaming]
Right in the face!
- Ooh, sorry, dude. - Geez.
Is it bad?
Nah.
Did you used to have two eyebrows?
Think so.
[buzzing]
Hey, sorry to bother you guys, but do you have any dog treats?
Why would we have dog treats?
And what are you doing with those dogs, anyway?
Oh, my neighbors are paying me ten bucks to walk 'em every day.
But they seem hungry, so I was wondering if you--
[barking]
[screaming]
No! Wait! No, no, no! Retreat! Retreat!
No. Bad. Bad dog.
Bad dog, so bad.
Hey, get away from my food.
No, Baby! I'm the Alpha male.
Oh, I'm so upset this is happening.
That is not okay!
John, Paul, George, Spot, outside!
[barking]
Sorry.
Thought I couldn't find ya in a haystack, did you now?
[groaning] Holy, hog spit.
Ah, dag nabbit! I lost my needle again.
Oh, what in the name of Mama's whiskers?
[groaning]
All right!
Whoever's in there best come out with your hands held high.
[coughing]
[groaning]
What planet is this?
What? What'd you say?
What planet is this?!
This is Earth!
Jasper, get down here.
Just give me a minute!
What's the problem?
It's a lot higher than I thought it would be.
Then climb back down and go through the front door.
No, I want to do a superhero entrance like Henry.
Jasper, get down here and help me find that bee!
Fine. Jasper!
[groaning]
Sorry to... drop in like this.
- Ya proud of yourself? - Yes, I am.
- Ah. - Oh!
- Shut that door, dude. - Oh!
I've got a delivery for two awesome dudes in a van.
- That's us. - What's up?
- Wanna stay awhile? - Nope.
- Okay. Suit yourself. - Alright.
Oh, okay.
Shut that door on your way out.
- I like that guy. - Yeah, he seem chill.
What's in the package?
About to open it up right now.
Is that our glitter bomb?
The one that got stolen yesterday?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- So that was the-- - The package thief.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- I am angry. - I am also angry!
Yo, yo, yiddy, yo.
- That's my line, big dog. - What?
Not supposed to use that entrance line.
Oh, uh, howdy doodie, my... little... cuties?
- Stop talking. - It's horrible.
Don't do that again.