♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
- "Sportsfriends?" We're playing sports or what?
- "Sportsfriends?" I've never seen this.
- The guy up there is holding some weird electrifying thing.
I've never seen a lot of these sports.
- (Finebros) Sportsfriends features a series of unique mini-sports games
such as BaraBariBall, Hokra, and Super Pole Riders.
- Don't know any of those games.
- Oh, okay, so all the sports that don't exist in the real world.
Are they in the Olympics? Am I just totally unaware?
- (Finebros) Again, this game's called SportsFRIENDS.
- "Sports"-- oh, we're working together. - (Finebros) Yes!
Actually, you and the other reactors will be facing off in teams of two.
- Oh, two on two?
Aw, come on. Let's get it.
- I'm a pretty good team player, so I think it'll work out.
- Ooh! I finally have someone on my side.
- (Finebros) For each game your team wins,
you'll personally receive a point.
We'll switch up the teams before each new mini-game
and whoever has the most points at the end will be crowned victor.
- Oh, so even the person I'm playing against
is still my enemy sort of thing.
So trust no one.
I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to win.
- I'm ready to head-to-head. This is gonna be fun.
♪ (twangy music) ♪
- (Tori) I'm not gonna get cocky 'cause--
- (Rae) We are gonna be very cocky. - (Tori) No, no.
I'm not gonna get cocky.
- (Labib) I feel like you have the champion mindset
and it just comes to be, you know? - (Rae) Says the person
who's lost every single game.
- (Labib) It's called "the past" for a reason, all right?
- (Rae laughs)
♪ (twangy music) ♪
♪ (chime) ♪
- (all reading) "Right stick to rotate pole."
- (Rae) And you move up by using your left. Right? Got it.
Aaaaah.
♪ (playful acoustic music) ♪
- (Labib) Oh, should we stop for a second or what?
- (Rae chuckles) No. The game must go on.
- (Will) Here we go. - (Labib) Wee!
- (Tori) Aww, man. - (Rae) How do I get up?
- (Labib) You rotate the stick and move at the same time.
We're about to score. - (Tori squeals)
- (Labib) Let's get her, Rae!
- (Tori) Wait, which way are we supposed to go?
- (Rae) I can't move. Why can't I move?
- (Labib) Oh, I died. Did I just die? What the [bleep]?
- (Tori) Which way are we going, Will? - (Will) We're going right.
- (Labib) We're about to score. We're about to score.
- (Tori) Oh, so okay. We need to go right.
- (Will) Aaah! - (Rae and Labib protest anxiously)
- (Labib) Hey! Chill, chill, chill. - (Rae squeals) I died?!
Wait, did I die? I can't tell. I did!
- (Will) Oh wait, what?! - (all: anxious squealing and laughter)
- (Tori) This is hard.
- (Rae) Oh, argh! Shoot! No!
- (Tori) Oh, that's how you-- - (Labib) Oh, block that shit.
- (Rae) Aah! Aah! - (Will) YES!!!
- (Tori) Okay, so is that us? - (Will) Yeah, that was us.
- (Rae) What the heck? - (Labib) Okay.
- (Rae) How do I-- - (Labib) Block that!
- (Rae) I can't. - (all) Oh! Oh!
- (Tori) Aw, come on. - (Rae) Go over there.
Move it over there. - (Labib) I know, I'm moving. I'm moving.
- (Rae) I can't move it. - (Tori) No! Wrong way, wrong way, wrong way.
This way. (giggling)
- (Will) Back off. - (Rae) Go!
- (Labib) Am I moving it? - (Rae) I'm moving it. I am.
- (Labib) Is that you or me? - (Rae) It's all me. It's all me.
- (Tori) Go! - (anxious yelling)
- (Rae shrieks) Go! - (Tori) I don't understand!
- (Labib) [Bleep]. Okay! Oh!
- (Tori) Oh, no, no, no, no, no! - (Labib) Oh, did you see that?
- (Rae) Oh, dang it! Dang it, come here.
- (Tori) No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- (Labib) No! - (Will) Yes! Yes!
- (Rae) I died! Oh god! No, no.
- (Labib) Oh, save it! Save it! - (Rae shrieks)
(all: laughter and screaming)
- (Rae) Oh my god. - (Tori screams anxiously) Just hit it!
- (Rae shrieks) - (Tori and Will scream victoriously)
- (Rae growls shrilly)
(Rae growls in slow-mo) - (off screen: laughter)
- (Rae shrieks) Go! Go!
- (Tori) Rae is getting real mad right now.
- (Labib) Oh shit. No!
- (Tori) There's so many sticks flying in the air right now.
- (Will) What's wrong with their arms? - (Tori) Other way, other way.
- (Will) Get up! - (Tori) I'm trying my best!
- (Will) Yes! - (Rae grumbles) I died AGAIN!!!
- (Tori) Will, I am so grateful for you. - (Rae) No! No!
Oh, I saved it.
- (Tori) Oh, wait. We just need to get three points, I think.
- (Rae) Go! - (Tori) So we just need to get--
- (Will) One more point. - (Tori) YES!!!
- (Rae) Dang it! - (Tori) Finally.
- (Will) YES! - (Labib) Oh, no!
- (Tori laughs) - (Rae screams)
- (Labib) Oh shit. - (Rae squeals)
- (Tori) Go! - (Rae) Get up!
- (Tori) Hit the stick! - (Rae) Oh my god. Die!
- (Tori) Oh no, I died. Go. - (Rae) Push it. Push it this way.
- (Labib) I'm trying to. Oh shit! - (Will) Go! There we go.
- (Tori) YES!!! - (Labib) Oh no!
- (Rae screams) - (Will) No, no, no, no!
- (Tori) Oh noooo!
- (Tori and Will scream victoriously) - (Rae) DANG IT!!!
(Rae thumps table) NO!!!
- (Tori) Look how happy we are.
We're not here to make friends. We're here to win.
♪ (twangy music) ♪
- (Will) 'Sup, man? - (Rae) I'm sorry.
- (Tori) It's okay. - (Will) Ooh, guys versus girls.
- (Tori) Girls versus guys. We got this!
♪ (twangy music) ♪
- (Will) Oh, here we go. - (Rae) Oh shoot! Where am I?
- (Labib) I'm player four. - (Rae) Shoot! Shoot! shoot!
Oh, shoot. (overlapping speech)
- (Labib) Oh, this is is like-- what do you call? Oh, okay.
- (Tori) Frick.
Oh, so you go slower and the-- shoot! - (Labib) Oh, I got that.
- (Rae squeals) - (Tori) Where am I taking this?
- (Labib) How do we goal? Oh, we have to fill it up!
- (Rae) Oh, I get it. I get it. I get it.
Hold on. I got this. - (Tori) No, we're in green.
- (Rae) Go, go, go. (boing!)
- (Tori) Okay. - (Rae) Um...
- (Labib) We have to fill them up, huh? - (Will) You got it, right?
- (Tori) Oh, so that's how you pass it. - (Labib) Oh, I'm about to get it.
I got it! I got it! - (Rae) Tori, I believe in you.
- (Tori) Shoot! - (Rae) I believe in you!
I believe in you! - (Tori squeals)
- (Rae) I believe in you! Go! - (Labib) Oh, [bleep].
- (Rae) Aah! - (Tori) I got it! I got it.
- (Labib) Oh shit. - (Tori) Oh my god.
(boing!) - (Tori) This is hard.
- (Labib) I got it back. - (Tori) Oh my god.
Get it in the green. Get it. Get it.
Take it! Come on. - (Rae) Oh, he's in our area!
He's in our area. - (Will) Go on purple. Go on purple.
- (Rae) I've done fairly well at this. I'm very surprised.
- (Tori squeals and giggles) Oh my god. No!
- (Will) Wait, I think you're two. - (Rae) Oh, I missed it. Dang it.
I'm trailing you in case that happens.
- (Tori) No. Oh, wait. I wasn't moving.
Oh my god. We're almost filled up.
Go, go, go, go, go. Get it, girl. - (Rae) We have to trail each other.
- (Will) No, no, no, no! They're about to win.
- (Rae) We have to trail and steal from the guys.
- (Tori) Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! - (Will) Woo!
- (Labib) Did we get it? We get it? - (Will) We won.
- (Tori) Oh no. - (Rae) Frick!
It was actually really close though.
We were really close.
- (Labib) He carried the team on his back. That's all I'm gonna say.
♪ (twangy music) ♪
- (Finebros) This final round is now worth two points.
- (Rae) All right. - (Finebros) So it's still anybody's game.
- (Will) I really want to win. - (Rae) Well, technically--
Wait. - (Labib) All right, if your team wins,
we're automatically losing. Will just wins it.
- (Will) If they win, Tori can win the game as well.
- (Tori) I don't know, man. - (Rae) Both of them could win.
- (Tori) Don't put the pressure on me. - (Labib) So we're both winners.
♪ (twangy music) ♪
- (Rae grumbles loudly) - (Labib) We have to go to our own color.
- (Rae) We're on a ship? I didn't even get to see what happened.
- (Labib) Oh shit. Okay, so-- - (Tori) Okay, so we need to kick.
Uh, yeah! I think we need to do something right here.
- (Labib) Oh, we took it to the-- - (Tori) What is this?
- (Rae) You hit me! - (Will laughs) Oh, wait.
- (Tori) Yeah, so what does this mean?
- (Labib) Do you go down or what?
- (Will) Oh, wait, what? - (Tori) Oh no! I got it.
- (Rae) Wait, so we have to put it in the orange, right?
- (Tori) you just have to put it in your own color.
- (overlapping speech) - (Tori) Look at this. Look at this.
- (Labib) Again?! Oh shoot. - (Tori) Boom!
- (Rae) It's zero to zero. - (Tori) Yeah, yeah, yeah, see?
- (Will) Wait, I see-- what's going on?
- (Tori) I just carried it, and then it ran over there.
- (Labib) You carry it with X, right? - (Tori squeals)
- (Rae) Grab it, grab it. Go! - (Labib) Oh, no, no, no.
Bounce, bounce, okay.
Noooooo! - (Tori) No, no, no, no.
- (Rae) Go, get it in. - (Tori shrieks)
- (Labib) Oh, I got it. I got it. Oh, you got it. You got it.
- (Rae) Kick him. - (Tori) Aaah!
- (Labib) Take it in. Okay, drop it! - (Tori) I'm try-- AAH!
- (Rae) Dang it. - (Tori) Go down! Go down! Go down!
- (Rae) Ah, I died! - (Labib) Oh, no. How does it work?
- (Will) Oh, I see how it works! - (Tori) What's happening?
- (Labib) Oh, hit that. - (Tori) Oh man.
Go, go, go, go! No, no, no, no.
- (Labib) Get that. Hit him. Hit him. - (Tori) I'm trying!
- (Rae) How do I attack? X?
- (Tori) Ooh, get it, get it, get it. You're down there.
- (Labib groans) - (Rae) What just happened?
- (Will) Okay, you see what you did-- - (Labib) Oh, shoot. They're heading out.
- (Tori) Oh, wait, so now you've lost us a point.
- (Will) Yeah! - (Labib) Oh! Oh, oh, oh!
- (Rae) Grab it! Grab it! Grab it.
- (Tori squeals) - (Labib) Oh, that's two!
- (Tori) Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! - (Labib) Oh no.
We just have to hit it there. We don't have to jump in there with it.
- (Tori) Oh. - (Will) That's a plus two!
- (Labib) We're messing up.
All right, all right, we got it. I got it. I got it.
- (Will) Oh! - (Tori) Yes.
(Tori squeals) - (Labib) You're right there. Get it out.
- (Tori) No, no, no, no! - (Labib) Nice. Nice.
- (Tori) No, no, no. I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
I ran out of jumps. Oh man.
- (Labib) Where are my jumps at? - (Tori) We're so dead.
We're so dead! - (Rae) Ah, shoot.
- (Labib) Oh, get it. Get it. Okay, good.
Now just throw it. Just throw it there.
- (Tori) Aah, oh man. That was such a weak throw.
You have to hold Square to, like-- - (Labib) Hold it, yeah.
Let it go?
And jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!
Jump, jump, jump, jump. - (Tori) Okay.
So, wait, did we do something good this time?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
- (Labib) I mean, they're leading by one.
- (Will) Yeah, I think I'm going to-- oh wait, no!
They're gonna die. - (Labib) Oh, I'm [bleep] up.
- (Tori titters nervously)
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
- (Labib) Oh no. - (Tori) No! Come on.
- (Labib) I got it, I got it. Ah! - (Tori) Oh my god. Oh my god.
I really got thrown over there. - (Will) Go, go, go, go!
- (Rae) Ah, I can't move. - (Tori) Oh man.
We're so dead. We're so dead! - (Rae) I will fight them.
We will fight them. I'm fighting them.
Hey, I'm doing something right!
Go over there.
- (Will) Oh gosh. - (Tori) It's so hard!
- (Rae) I'm killing everybody. - (Tori) I died 'cause I ran out of air.
- (Labib) Scores? What?! - (Will) We got four points.
We got four points. - (Tori) No!
- (Labib) Nah-- oh. - (Tori) This is so hard.
- (Labib) Oh, well, he die-- oh, wow.
- (Tori) Will got-- - (Labib) Will's too good.
He's just duking out. - (Rae) I'm hitting them right now.
- (Tori squeals) - (Will laughs)
- (Tori) No, no, no, no. Go in!
- (Will) Go, go, go, go! - (Tori and Labib protest)
- (Tori) Go! - (overlapping speech)
- (Tori groans loudly) - (Rae) We won.
- (Will) We won! - (Labib) Four, zero.
- (Rae screams victoriously) - (Tori) We didn't know.
- (Rae) I'm in second place. - (Tori) Oh man.
- (Rae) That makes me feel great.
- (Tori) I liked the game, but I would've liked it better
if we had won.
- (Finebros) So after tallying the points, Will, you are the Sportsfriends champion!
- (Will) Yeah! (polite applause)
(all cheer) - (Labib) That's why he's on top.
- (Will) Yeah! I won every single one. - (Rae) You won four?
- (Will) Yeah.
- (Rae) Oh, yeah! You won every single one.
- (Labib) So, basically, all of us earned points
whenever he was on our team. - (Tori) Exactly.
- (Will) Pretty much.
- (Labib) He put the whole React squad on his back.
- (Tori) If there's a "Will", there's a way.
- (all) Ooooh!
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- (all) Bye, guys! Thanks for watching.
(all argue playfully)
♪ (old-school video game music) ♪