Oh, sweet! Someone just gifted me Undertale.
I wonder which playthrough I should try first...
*Ding-Dong*
Coming!
AGH!!
AGHHH!!!!
AGHAHGHAA!!
Player: Who are you people?
Toriel: Oh dear, we're not people, we're monsters!
Sans: Hey bud, you okay? Eh, No need to freak out or anything, we're just singing.
Flowey: And murder!
Flowey: I-I mean singing...
Toriel: Poor dear, we're here to help you.
Player: Help me what?
Toriel: Play Undertale!
Sans: But no pressure or anything.
Flowey: Yeah uh, real freedom is not letting some goat mom tell you how to play.
Toriel: Excuse me?
Sans: Hey, if anyone's got a bone to pick, I'm sure this kid's full of 'em.
Player: That's not funny!
Sans: Yeah, I get that a lot.
Player: None of this makes any sense to me!
Player: Oh, sweet! Someone just gifted me Rocket League!
Papyrus: Greetings, and welcome to the three-millionth episode of the great Papyrus's dating vlog!
Papyrus: Why not click subscribe while you have a moment?
Papyrus: Seeing... as no one ever has.
Papyrus: The first step to a successful date is always to play some music!
Papyrus: Something subtle, like this.
Papyrus: What! What is this!
Papyrus: Sans! What did you do with my subtle dating music mix tape?!
Papyrus: Apologies! My dating music seems to have been rudely taped over with bad internet songs and trombone solos.
Papyrus: Papyrus, goodbyrus!
Peter: This musical was made possible by our Patreon encounterers, including Anthony Mushrow.