I've been posting some videos trying to guess what some stuff is from Minecraft,
with zero context, and I've not done well! "Aw, that is an anxiety bush."
I've been doing the opposite of well, actually. So, a lot of you have been
commenting (music) well Philly, why don't you just give Minecraft a go and see what
it's all about? And I thought, you know what? That's fair. Cause last time I tried
to play it with Dan we tried to break a block for 15 minutes, and didn't know
what we were doing. (clicking) Nothing's happening. We weren't taking it seriously,
but today, I wanna get into the game, I wanna know what it's all about,
I wanna craft some mines, break some blocks, punch a creeper- I know that one's right!
See, hope is not all lost! If you're not into gaming or you've never played Minecraft
before, this is still the video for you because I dunno what I'm doing!
We can experience (chuckles) my failures together. Right I got me headphones (thud)
Oh it would help if I installed the game (laughs) One second! "6 1/2 hours later"
Hi. I now have Minecraft, which helps. Am I recording the screen? (whirring) no.
Don't f this up Phil. It's loading. Oh this is some relaxing music! (sways)
Hopefully it's not a prologue to me being creeped in the face! Right, this is my
character, dressing room! I know you can get custom outfits and people have tweeted
me with Phil ones they've made. The skindex. Yay! There are Phil ones! Gengar Phil,
are those cat whiskers? Aw, its my gold tour jacket, that is so good!
Oh the blue one is tempting, I like that. (spook) No! No! Are you kidding?!
(accomplishment) The thing I chose to- I almost didn't wear this, it was in the back
of my wardrobe and I just saw it, that's so funny! It's the fourth one. Amazing!
It's gotta be that one! Pstylezz, you've saved the day that is incredible!
It's like looking into a mirror, that is so good! He looks a bit confused, like he
doesn't know what's happening, same Phil, same. Yaaaay. (snazzy music) Salsa dancing
(laughs) He's got better moves than me in real life. Ooh! How to play! Me and Dan
could've done with that, couldn't we? (laughs) Er, use the mouse to look around,
WASD, I can do a good WASD, space is jump, hold the mouse button to mine, alright.
That's all I need to know. Don't cry...sorry. (laughs) Play. Oh my god, pressure, what do
I call it? Philopolis. Is that a real place? That kind of sounds like a real place.
Survival. I don't want to mess with all this stuff too much. It might ruin it.
Alright. Create! Place your bets, how long before I die? (laughs)
Oh, yeah, before I begin: if you want to grab yourself one of these blankets behind
me, they are on the AmazingPhil shop along with the Phil & Plants calendar, which
comes with a free signed polaroid. And, also the nicest- oh my God, it's so good- smelling
candle you'll ever sniff.
We've combined the Dan and the Phil stores and the DanAndPhilShop into one basket.
Get yourself a bargain and treat yourself for Christmas- Right! Okay! (thud)
Generating world terrain, te-snow, te-go. Oh, I'm in! You can see my little hoodie hand.
I'm like 'Hi'.
I don't know what to do. I feel like I've just been (laughs) dropped on a desert
island with amnesia. Oh my god, there's a turtle- Terry! Can I get on it? Hi.
No, it's like get the hell away. (laughs)
Can I mine the turtle? I don't really want to- Aw, you're too cute to mine.
Right, I'll leave you alone. I know I hold down this button to- Ooh- Oh my God
I'm already doing better than me and Dan did. Look, I'm mining some sand. Or,
Am I just hitting the sand? No, it's turned into little cubes.
Should I collect that? Yeah! Five sand!
Guys, I'm playing the game, I know what I'm doing (laughs) GAMING!
There's a horse. I'm just gonna be so excited by all of the animals I'm not
gonna do anything. I must be able to get on the horse,
press m to mount, maybe, mount the horse. Sorry! Sorry! I'm just trying to get on you!
Oh my god I'm on the horse! I just clicked the other mouse button! Oh, sorry!
Yes! Let's go, steed! Why do you keep kicking me off? I thought we were friends
maybe it's because I punched you in the snout before I got on you. What if I feed
it a berry? Maybe if I find the horse some berries.
Last time I played this I got murdered by some zombie wearing jeans.
Maybe if I hold the golden pig to the laptop (godly noises) it will see it's God. (honk)
No. Oka- (laughs) It was worth a shot, you should go there.
Right, what do I do?
(splash) Eurgh I'm in the water, do I drown?
There are some fishies.
There's a dizzy squid.
Hello, can I mine you?
Where do I go- sink. Sink! (splash) Bomp.
Eurgh, no it's inking me!
No, I wanna mine ya! Let me mine ya!
Yes! I got some calamari!
Ooh- hello, black dye, black wool.
Right, I've got 2 ink sacs and they could be turned into black dye
which then can be made black wool, alright. Ooh a flower.
Can I pick this? Oh I just punched the flower. (laughs) Goose!
Can we do anything with the goose?
Hi. (clucks) Betrayal.
I'm sorry, I need to get some food, I haven't eaten yet.
(gasps) Brutal.
Raw chicken, feather and a dandelion, best way to survive.
So I guess I should start mining some shiz. Get myself a block of wood.
Philly is gettin' wood. Things I should not say: that.
(leaves breaking) Ah! I got a stick!
Who says I don't know how to play this game? I'll be building a house in no time
guys. Oh my god! It's a dog! Hiya!
Or is it a wolf? Friend? What if I feed it some meat?
(music) NO! I'm sorry! Oh my god it's gone evil!
No! I didn't mean to! I wanna be your friend! (eating) Eat the meat!
Take my steak! I just wanna drop the meat for the dog!
(sad music) No!
I mean I deserved that. God, my 6 year old cousin is probably watching this and crying.
Let's start again. Oh I don't have any of my stuff any more!
After all that work? I need to get some pig so then if I see the dog again
I can make it be my friend.
Hiya, (pig squeal) sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's for the greater good.
Aw, I've lost my ink sac as well, guess I'll have to get a squid another time.
Does the dog like to eat fish? Glub glub?
Chasin' a fishy- am I drowning?
God, hold your breath longer Phil, come on.
Oh, I need to reset my breath. (breathes in)
Maybe the fish is guiding me to a secret treasure and I should not be punching it
in the tail. (rock music) Punch the fish!
Did I get it? Why is the creepy music happening now?
Is this a block of salmon?
No, it's sand. I'm scared now.
Should I have been building a house while I was pissing around with salmon?
Maybe I could do something with these blocks of sand?
(sand) Here we go.
Ooh, architectural digest whom?
There, I've made myself a little zombie fort.
(scare) Oh god. Ah! Please! What the f-
Oh my god! Go away! Go away!
Go away! No! Can I kill them?
No. (sad music)
I've lost all my stuff again- what is that? Are you friendly? No.
(music) Oh my- it's a spider! Everything just wants to kill me!
Ahh! (sad music) I died. Oh my God there's a spider swim- of course
there's a spider swim! Is this a horror game? I thought this is meant to be relaxing!
Oh, I love Minecraft! It's so nice! It lets me show my... creativity!
No you get your face eaten off by spiders that's what this game is!
What is attacking me now?! Freaking skeleton with a bow and arrow!
How are you meant to survive this?! No!
Right I'm gonna climb that mountain. That's what I need to do, I'm gonna seek high land.
Right, I'm going up here. Did something just 'gurr' in my right ear?
I'm just gonna dig into the wall and hope for the best.
I'm gonna just hide here until the morning. Can you sleep?
Yes? No. This is good actually. I can hear the monster but I don't think it can see me.
So while I'm doing this can I craft something? Coarse dirt.
Birch wood planks, that sounds good. Yeah, I crafted it, there we go!
Okay, that's good. Right, I'm gonna put a birch wood plank here.
So now they can't get me. There we go.
I think I'm safe now. I've blocked myself into the cliff.
Take that, zombies. (gasps) Daytime is happening.
Does that mean I can get out? AH!
No! I pressed the wrong button! Now I've buried myself alive. (laughs)
Okay, that's better. I can still hear them. It's daytime, go to sleep zombies.
Go to sleep! So what was that button I pressed earlier? Ooh you can see me!
Hi me! It's like that episode of the Simpsons where Marge keeps spinning around
that's weird. Aw, look at me happy outside my cave. I feel like we've made real progress
today. (laughs) I'm so proud of this little house. I'm gonna keep going up this mountain.
This is a satisfying amount of steps. Okay I'm feeling this area a lot more than where
I was before. I reckon I'm gonna dig into the rock here and make a formal
entrance to my new cave.
Interior designer Phil is poppin' off. This is like when we were designing this
house. It's got a roof and everything.
Right, I'll put the flowers outside so we know this is the entrance to my cave.
It's December, I wonder if you can get any festive items in this game.
I could get my own Christmas tree or something. We've actually ordered a
christmas tree from a place where a guy in a kilt is supposed to deliver it,
we've ordered from them 2 times, and both times there's not been a guy in a kilt!
I wanna see the kilt. Maybe I should wear a kilt! And then if I open the door and he's
not wearing it, I could be like 'well one of us had to wear one!'
and if we're both wearing it, I could be like 'Hey! Kilt bros!'
If I just head up the mountain a little bit and see what I can find. Ooh, snow!
Oh it's getting dark, I'm scared. I'm going back to the house. Oh no, ah!
I don't know where I put the cave! Where'd I put the cave? Where'd I put the cave?
Where'd I put the cave? It's there, it's there. Flowers! What is you? Is that a witch?
Right, I'm gonna get in. Get in, get in.
Okay, okay, okay, and then wool. Block, block. No!
Oh no! I've blocked myself in! I'm sorry!
Dad! No! (sad music)
Alright I feel like I've learnt a few strategies, but I've not implemented
any of them well. As I've lost everything, I feel like I want a map.
There was an option to start again with a map. I'm gonna make another world with a
map. Start with a map. Map, map, map, map, map, map.
Ah, that's useful, I like that. This landscape looks way cooler as well.
Okay, I like this Philopolis better. I feel like the first one was my practice zone,
this is my real town. i can get myself some pig meat, find another dog,
Sorry, dude. Sorry! I'm sorry! Ooh, this is deep.
Is it good to be deep? What happens if you just keep digging down? Ooh, this is cool!
I like this one a lot better. I like to be able to see things, there was way too much
forest in the last one. Get some of that to eat. Maybe you could be a vegan and just
eat pumpkins in this game. Can we get some fish? Ah! What the frick is that?
I thought they only come out at night! Friend? No, they're not our friend,
they're not our friend. Aquaman is in the water. Jason Mamoa
want my butt. Right, get me out, get me out, get me out. Run, hurry up, speed!
Oh yeah, control. Speed. This area has Grand Canyon vibes, I like it.
This is cool. Can I get a cactus? Craft a cactus.
(laughs) I don't know why I thought I could punch a cactus without hurting myself.
When I was in Joshua Tree, I actually sat on a cactus and got 10 spines in my ass.
They're not to be messed with! Imagine going to hospital and being like 'yeah I sat on
a cactus' like that guy that slipped and fell on a World War II bomb and it went in
his butt. Yeah, of course you slipped and fell, mate. Right, (laughs) anyway.
Why am I thinking about that? (water) Hmm, there's a cave down there.
Ooh (ding) I'm gonna drown if I keep going into this cave, but I'm really
intrigued. Oh my god, okay I need to go back. Ah! Oh my god!
Too much! Quick! Phil! Get out, get out.
Get out, get out, get out, get out, ow ow.
That looks exciting. Maybe you can craft a snorkel or something? Maybe I can go down
and see what's in that cave. That's interesting. It's going to be night soon
and I know I'm gonna be murdered by a skeleton so I really should start making my
cave now. Maybe I don't need to make a cave. What the frick is this?
Ooh, there's scary music. Should I go down?
Oh my god, oh my god. Wait, wait, wait, I can see something.
head for the light Phil. (heartbeat) What is this? This is insane.
I don't know what I'm doing. (boom) Ah! What's that? I knew I should've got a torch
or something. Charcoal and a stick, can I craft this? No. Ow. AH, spider!
No! I'm in a hole with a giant spider! No! No. Noooo...
I got so deep!
I don't have my map anymore. Aw.. I started again to get the map! No...
I'm back near the pumpkins. That's interesting though. If I can make a torch,
I can go down into that cave and see what there is. So I need some charcoal,
and some wood. Er, get some wood.
Hey Daisy. Beef.
Right, the sun's about to set, let's get a cave sorted.
Ooh a horse!
Hi. Horse boy simulator. Ooh it- was that a heart?
Oh Christ, they're waking up horse. I'll have to ride you some more tomorrow.
I tamed a horse?! Are you tame now? Right we need to get in a cave horsie.
Harry, I'm calling the horse Harry.
We don't have time, the zombies in jeans are here. Horsie. Come on. Harry, no!
This way. AH! Sorry, f the horse, I need to- I need to be safe.
No, not again, not again, not like this.
Stay away from me, there we go. No. NO I'm not safe, oh my God.
Piss. I thought I was safe. I thought I was safe and now I don't know where the
horse is. Ooh. Squid man, or underwater Larry? Oh no, it's not friendly, at all.
Sorry, sorry, I'm leaving, I'm leaving you alone. Don't come down.
Pf- Of course there's a spider down here oh my- (laughs)
Nothing is a friend at night in this game. Why? Why can't their be a happy little elf,
that takes you into his block house, and gives you a massage? (boom)
That's what I need right now. Okay, obviously I still don't know what I'm doing
but I'm still gonna stick with this world, there we go, they can't get me now.
Look how sad I look in this hole. (laughs)
Looking at it from this angle really shows how I have not made any progress
so far. (laughs) I'm proud of this little hole, I'm protected.
Can't get me spiders now, can ya? "A few inches later." I survived the night!
Yay! (children cheering) I'm just gonna keep digging into this wall now.
So, how is it that babies with iPads understand this game more than me? (laughs)
Was I just not built with the tools? Next time night arrives, I'll have this cave
and maybe I can find some stuff to put in it, like I know you can make a bed.
I can't make a bed yet, but I might be able to if I get some wood and stuff.
Look, we've got a lake, there's plentiful pumpkin's outside- oh my god is that a llama?
No..hi! You can ride the llama!
(laughs) 2012 Dan is quaking!
Look at that little baby! Aww, stay with us!
Can I tame the llama? Take me to the final boss! Look at me, I'm sat on the llama!
It's not kicking me off. Oh my god, no!
How do I get off? Dismount! Don't kill the llama! Don't kill Larry!
Stay away from us! Stay away from my family! Oh piss, it's not working-
I did it, I did it, I did it, good. Oh, what is that? A spider eye..
Cool. Oh maybe it's a family, maybe it's Linda.
Larry, Linda and Liam. Can we just do Llama simulator and then I won't worry about
anything else. Okay can you guys stay near my house because I enjoy having you nearby.
I'm just trying to get things to eat- oh, it's running away. Percy Pig.
Have you seen that advert where Percy Pig comes alive and then goes down the isles
of the supermarket? I'm just like, avoid the bacon, Percy!
Cow, sorry, sorry. Hitting you with the meat of your brother.
I'm not taking any chances. Right, back to the pumpkin house!
Where is it? Right, there. Block myself in for the night, there we go.
And hide. And there I am inside my hole in the ground. It went- (laughs)
as well as you could expect. I was really trying! It's not the most user-intuitive game.
I think I should have read more of the instructions but, all is not lost because I
have you guys, and in the comments of this video leave your best Minecraft advice,
and in the next video I'm gonna use the comments as a resource,
to get a bit further in the game. Maybe get a house, maybe ride around on Harry
the horse, maybe tame a dog. If you liked this please give me a thumbs up,
and I'll make another one, subscribe to my channel, grab some merch,
get yourself a cozy blanket, there's a link below, hope you're having a nice day,
and I'll see y'all later. Goodbye!