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first off
gross second i've seen you bored but
this is something else entirely
yeah i don't know whether to spit or go
blind
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i guess i'll just do both this is not
simple boredom this is
on we agree
nah i just ate
thanks a lot dude liling cuisine
the most depressing of meals says you
chubby hula hoop
that is not my name moldy bagel no
i am target practice
whoa what the duck
a side this of generating black hole
portals
is the accidental yet inevitable
creation
of ducks hold on hold on you're telling
me you're a donut that can generate
black holes
whoa black hole donut is a portal gun
laugh all you want but at the heart of
us all
is a soul crushing void so persistent
light itself cannot escape
i'm sorry were you talking this is totes
depressing
true but it does have its purse
ah much better
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yo depressing donut if you're paying out
how about rustling me up some nurses
shoes
who's a what now give me a break i got a
hernia playing badminton
oh yeah much better
so tell me friends has your material
game
somehow fills the hole inside i don't
know
my hole's pretty big i'm probably gonna
need a playstation 8 lifetime supply
mustaches three rickshaws a portal gun a
triple rainbow and a machine that makes
ice cubes shaped like copper lake
please hold
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yes yes so many years but one day
all the years will go away thanks debbie
downer
ah for reals at least we're all
comfortably bummed
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this eternal inner void if only there
was something
to fill it hey fellas how's it going
is john paul is that you hungry
don't you know i just ate i don't
believe it
i thought i'd never see you after the
incident
we were so young then
finally i am complete
we are complete yes yes
perhaps now the black hole dares are
behind us
that's really sweet too bad they got so
many bills to pay
bills what kind of bills
that's ironic he just found his wingman
i guess this means we won't be bending
the space-time continuum anymore
what are you talking about i still have
my portal gun
whoa poor pear he really should have
ducked
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not a morning person a sprinkles hey
i'm not sprinkles he is yo you got a
problem with sprinkles
hey see you guys around later barry
ah man those boston creams don't last
long do they
sounds like someone's a little jelly
don't worry kid somebody will pick you
you think someone will pick me
i'm not so sure about that one maple bar
why not a lot of people like maple i'll
have you know
a lot of people like shoes that doesn't
mean that leather should be a donut
flavor
hey all right congrats kid not sure
where they're taking you but it's got to
be better than this crowded box that
reeks of maple
yeah that's probably
holy bankers dozens
well well what do you have to say about
maple bars now hmm oh
listen i'm sorry you mind rubbing a
little of your maple icing on me you
know
as a favor you you call that an apology
afraid you'll have to do better than
that
yeah i deserve that
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whoa whoa whoa what are you doing what's
that
oh this is just totally my luck whoa
hey hey bagel why is your frown upside
down
bagel anybody could be a bagel
what is that just sit around in a hot
tub for 10 minutes voila
i'm a bagel duh that's why i called you
a bagel try to keep up dude just sit
around the whole day smearing cream
cheese all over yourself
uh i'm not really into that i'm not a
bagel
i'm a donut okay donut hey don't go nuts
donut
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sorry sorry don't mind old crazy donut
guess i'm just a little bit fried that's
okay we can always just glaze over it
glaze i wish they didn't even bother to
powder me up
ah don't worry donut i heard it's cloudy
today with a chance of
sprinkles
oh yeah this makes everything better
whoa nice wig chrome dome
thanks a bunch you sugary little elf no
problem i love sprinkles
hey hey custard tummy hey custard tummy
do i look like i'm filled with custard
oh i'm sorry is it raspberry stop it
broccoli
no candy no hippopotamuses check it out
enormous gaping hole that means i'm not
filled yeah but you never told me the
whole story
hey hey donut i bet you can't do this
you are disgusting
stop it stop it stubborn
three points nothing but nut dude you
are nuttier than a dozen
bear claws bear claws i didn't know
santa was a bear
no no bear claws like oh oh does bear
claws live at the north pole too
no what about the reindeers are they
bears too wait that would make them rain
bears or beer deers nobody's a bear
they're donuts okay just different types
of donuts
oh well what kind of donut are you i'm
just a
plain donut plain donut well that
explains your altitude problem
no no no no powder no glaze no frosting
no gooey filling nothing
ah it sounds like somebody could use
some more sprinkles
stop it already the sprinkles they do
nothing nothing
hey hey donut hey no i don't want to
hear it
donut hey hey donut what
what is it coffee huh hey dude what's up
with all the sprinkles uh
whoa plain donut really can fly oh no
but don't do it
no oh looks like he's going in for a
water landing
wow now this is all right
dude you are like the perfect
temperature yo
buddy let's not make this weird okay
wait a minute
i get it now you're a dunkin donut
and how seriously this is the best i've
ever felt since
forever it's like i can finally loosen
up a bit
uh oh i think donut just said a mouthful
i regret nothing
poor donuts talk about a biter end
get it biter better
hey hey coffee please drink me
now
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you