it's been so long I've been in the
basement for four weeks have been able
to get out its meantime welcome back to
meantime everyone do you remember this
series do you remember a time on the
channel when it wasn't just do me turtle
and half-life Alex it's been a while
it's been a hard couple of weeks we're
all on lockdown we're all quarantine and
we're all self isolating at least you
should be because if you're not what are
you doing go inside stay inside it'll
only take a few weeks of your time and
then hopefully we'll all get through
this there's a lot more to be done in
that regard but please just take it
seriously
but what sweet sexy means have you guys
been cooking up in the meantime I in the
meantime haha I hope it's something good
if they're stinky memes then the waters
not a whole lot I can do about it is
there same vibe
I always knew me and Shrek were the same
person the same ocher I always knew I
was a big gross green disgusting piece
of Scotty how did I get the face so
perfect I honestly have no idea what
this is even from what am i reacting to
either I'm Shrek or DreamWorks a really
good at animating faces I like the
things that I'm Shrek oh stars is the
first meantime I've done with Invisalign
in ah it feels weird is my lisp still
there I don't know I feel like I can't
hear it and then when I watch the videos
back I'm like ooh what gives people
feelings of power money no status no
it's me time it's me time me and Devon
doesn't fill you with a sense of power
it just fills you with a sense of joy
and in these really hard times I think
we could always doll do it a little bit
of joy a little bit of fun the
whiteboard is still covered from
recording VR videos
little did you know there was a
whiteboard underneath this me oh my god
check didn't see my last post so I
thought I'd make a little more this time
this overall took me about a week to
make hope jack sees this that's
incredible
Jesus how do you how do you do that you
just care of pencils with smaller more
amazing pencils clearly people are
taking the self-isolation thing to a
whole new level and discovering and
sharing talents that the world really
needs to see there's been so many things
that people have been doing at home
where I'm just flabbergasted by it yes I
don't even use that word often this is
really damn impressive thank you so much
thick emic dunk and you have a great
name thank you that's incredible Jack's
life right now
yeah 2020 right now is being propped up
by doom eternal Animal Crossing and half
life Alex it's so crazy that three of
the biggest games of the year and three
of the biggest games really ever in the
last like two years really like we got a
new half life right as everyone got
locked down and quarantined of course
not the entire world is quarantined and
locked down completely but here
everything got locked down and then
Animal Crossing doom eternal and it was
both of them came out in the same day
and then half-life Alex came out it's a
great time to be a gamer it's not a
great time for anything else really plus
I think everyone is playing these games
right now
Animal Crossing has really come Animal
Crossing is that cute cozy homely little
vibe game that everyone was really
looking forward to playing and now so
many people are actually locked inside
their houses for again for a good reason
but now they have this cute cozy little
game to be able to play for hours and
hours and hours on end it couldn't have
come at a better time we're not even
doing in a week listen the evil three
comes out and then soon after that Final
Fantasy 7 remake comes out it's
absolutely white I mean my life didn't
change all that much because I just stay
indoors anyway and I'm always just
playing games and recording what I'm
really glad these games exist for the
people who really need them right now
she's not worth your time look into my
eyes
demon breasts are temporary Doom is
eternal
but who even is that in the background I
don't know who that is this is a doom
character that I missed out one they're
not in threatening doom eternal are they
they're not the snake people are I don't
[ __ ] know oh it's from the game agony
oh I remember where that came came out
it was the wine game you can't play in
YouTube because there was just boobs
everywhere I don't take doom eternal
over boobs any day
do return let you rip and tear makes you
feel like a badass makes you feel like a
god walking through those levels and
just shooting everything in the face
with a shotgun it's amazing but gamers
don't get boobs gamers get sick wins and
achievements of 1ups bro high speed is
key in Doom eternal that's my thing
IGN how dare you ok I get it you know
happy wheels jacksepticeye happy wheels
series why aren't the biggest peaks of
gaming cultural history the world has
ever seen
but you can't just go around stealing
like that ok that phrase was made up by
me and no one else corporate needs you
to find the difference between this
picture and this picture there's the
same picture has that even doom oh
you're just right here crate jump hook
to Satan that's even better and yes
absolutely the same thing look at him
you know every time he talks to you if
you just change your perspective of them
just a tiny tiny bit everything that
comes out of his mouth sounds like a
threat or it has some like hidden
meaning he just sounds like he's always
sitting there being like oh toss boy
good to see you again where's my money
I'm in so much debt to that bastard what
is Satan ever done from to me nothing
Satan he's just sitting down there doing
his own thing he got banned on Twitter
that was about it this is the worst
thing Satan has done really that's even
affected my life in any sort of remote
way but Tom Nook he's taken everything
from me demons when they hear chakra
shots and heavy metal the distance they
should be vibrant to that they're
already dead they're already in hell how
much worse can it get or even a demon
dies in Hell where does it go
heaven dooms there's a hero he's
actually just if he's ascending all of
the demons to heaven although no heaven
also in the game kind of sucks and they
want to kill you you know what just be
yourself and be happy with who you are
that's the lesson that doomsayer is
trying to give us I pick my own glasses
be happy in your own skin don't be too
much evil too
be too much good just live in the happy
little middle you know that caramel in
the middle of a Twix don't be the
biscuit don't be the chocolate be the
caramel good life lessons the demons of
my game didn't hear any of that cuz all
they heard was me going I was way lower
than anything that that Slayer could
have done it do be like that sometimes
doom eternal animal crossing new
horizons that's not a bad I don't need
to choose between those I happily
married those hands together and then I
had a threesome with half life Alex it's
been wonderful I have been having a
great time recording videos I finished
to a maternal already I already have the
last episode of half life Alex done I
finished it like two days ago I'm
burning through my games too quick what
else am I gonna play I want to go back
and what I want to stream half-life to
when Alex is completely uploaded and
then I want to maybe want to do a portal
series iíve played port and when it came
out in portal 2 right when that came out
and I've never played them again since I
played them both once when they came out
and never again so it might be fun to do
some videos on that let me know in the
comments if you would like that hit like
on the video because I've no other real
way of knowing if you want to see some
series on those it would be great I
think that'd be fun port one isn't even
that long short normally Shana and
subnautica Shaun and doom Shaun and
Animal Crossing
I think me an animal crossing might be
the most evil I've ever been in an
entire game Oh know somebody in the
comments points out bit life yeah that's
true I just love the idea uh-huh
everyone else has been cute and cozy in
Animal Crossing and then I'm living in
hell with Satan and my little book to
Stas boy with an axe ready to kill all
the villagers see everyone means about
that before the game comes out but no
one [ __ ] commits I'm here to do the
heavy lifting
oh I mean that's that's both cute and
horrifying at the same time I absolutely
don't that did you draw that I don't
know
this one is drawn by Cowell stream well
thank you for drawing it to the original
person county streamer call stream it's
kind of hard to read because it's blurry
don't steal Eric that's not yours and
then posted and pretend it is that's not
cool
boy wouldn't approve of that Tom Nook
sort of break your knees if you do that
okay stop but Todd's boy loves and
healthy living
Todd's boy loves taking out his fishing
rod and just going down to the stream
and waiting to get some focus eBay's
because that's all this inner stream
around there one silk of my toast oh
this is absolutely adorable even down to
the little tattoos that's so cute
Animal Crossing is so cute even when I
try and turn it into a hellish landscape
it's still [ __ ] adorable and I can't
not swell my heart up and explode from
how adorable it is Thank You random
narwhal for this beautiful picture tell
me I'm wrong
like father like son see I said I wanted
to make the character look like me and
then everyone was like Jack I would have
acted character look like me also Jack
makes tossed boy first of all I [ __ ]
hated that still a thing in the common
from that's the way all the comments are
it's so annoying but also it looks
exactly like me what are you talking
about it looks like my child like they
said like father like son yet here it is
I kind of wanted to look like me
nice boy loves Animal Crossing I love
Tom Nook except when he's telling me to
pay for things then I hate him I think
toss boy is so cute
he looks like he looks so harmless but
also there's a little bit of cunning
behind those eyes those eyes are dead
but what's behind them is not it's smart
it's clever its ever ticking it's just a
facade too low you in the Holy Trinity
Oh God toss boys the greatest of them
all toss boys should be in smash toss
boy is going to defend the world against
all the evils
you're forgetting Sponge Bob how could
you forget the Lord of that Mouse
spongebob himself well overnight
how many toss boy memes there though
there's been so many of them tossed boy
oh sherry sherry [ __ ] no it started off
like that I thought sherry was scared of
me and I thought that she was bad or I
thought that she was innocent but turns
out she was bad she's an app she trying
to rat me out to Tom Nook
she's keeping she's keeping tabs and
everything I'm doing she sent me off to
a distant Island she's in a wheelchair
to my house and said she's gonna break
my legs
sherry is evil they say it I got her is
evil that sounds better when I think I
no doubt of putty Fitzpatrick's book I'm
just gonna bite on her skull in one of
the episodes it won't let me use the axe
on her it won't let you kill other
villagers in Animal Crossing I'm so
disappointed now all this time everyone
was so hyped about it I thought it was
because of the murdering aspects of the
game but it's not I can't even kill
anybody
all I can do is hit her in the head with
a net and then she turns around I was
like oh I'm sad sean has 3/5 of a penny
Tom Nook mm-hmm oh I'm coming for that
ass boy Tom Noakes coming to break your
legs and take all your money
I think if Tom Nook was in the real
world he'd be a billionaire he'd be a
venture capitalist he'd just have
billions and billions of dollars Tom
Nook Tim Cook crook it's all connected
welcome to the gang kid we got stealing
Steve murder and Mike and mr. Nook what
what did mr. Noah do he sells houses I
don't know if you can even give him that
much credit for he sells houses it's
more like he sells a deserted island
getaway package that's all he does and
then he's a genius after that because he
gets you onto the deserted island takes
away all amenities and then it's like
fend for yourself if you want a roof
over your head you're gonna have to pay
me you're gonna have to grease all nooks
pockets for a second here yeah I could I
could give you a house I know how to get
the materials they come out of nowhere
that's why I know he's Satan but I'm not
gonna do that for you you can have a
house we'll just told me like 98,000
bells it's it's whatever it's just a
small price to pay would you rather
sleep outside or in a tent that you want
the house I know you do here you can
have miles if you want they don't do
much but you can have him the piece was
never an option I looked at Evelyn's in
this picture as well she's just staring
at BAM while i murder him from behind
he looks so evil that's what plays when
good old Tasos around
he's scary man
I love this this is so funny when you
finally get into the lore and realize
tossed boy is the Doom's there before
his legend started this is the star of
the rip and tear until his daughter oh
man
toss oh you're so good you're the best
character I've ever created I love that
the eyes on his face is almost like like
runny eggs in this picture thank you
very much for this picture I love it my
beautiful bright shining child I love
him very very much I do or animal
crossing soon we will continue the
legend of toss oh welcome to hell
first time doing this sorry if it's bad
when you don't pay off your mortgage
loan to Satan where's my money toss boy
give me the [ __ ] money toss boy I'll
take your soul you book tooth [ __ ]
Tom Tom what's going down Tom it's cool
we're all friends here see that's how it
feels
Timmy and Tommy are just like the goons
thank a mr. nook wants his money you
know comments to nuts money well that's
fine we could just take a down payment
of toes you want us to take some of your
toes instead of your bells we'll take
them whatever cost boy looking around
here looking all slick building houses
and helping people and khachaturian
Chili's now we're gonna [ __ ] take
your knees toss boy I've missed the
nooks money by tomorrow he says he
charges no interest and you can pay it
back whenever you want but you still
feel really guilty about not paying it
back o self burn those are rare I do did
you stay up all night watching
jacksepticeye again I told you not to be
watching that loud Irish bastard I trust
nobody not even yourself
high five Alex amazing game best PR game
if you haven't watched the series yet I
highly recommend doing so you don't
really need to know anything about
half-life it does help but just for what
that game is for VR it's gonna be a very
important pin in video games going
forward I I assure you of that
it's a it's a really fun series Jack and
boots playing half-life where is
everyone of a copy of my mom sex tape oh
it's a classic
oh man I have to send that to Felix
that's good there's a couple of games
every now and then that we play at the
same time and we always align some joke
it was the same with Minecraft for both
of us did the same stupid [ __ ] and
didn't even realize it Felix said WTF
hahahahaha so there you have it
pewds playing subnautica Jessica he's
doing pretty damn well he seems really
into it and I'm glad that he's enjoying
cuz I've talked about subnautica a lot
to all my friends and when he started
playing it he was like you like this
game right and he was he was asking for
some tips and asking what it was like
and I basically just told him it's like
a hidden horror game really cuz it is
it's not designed to be a horror game
but there's all the elements of a horror
game
and people don't realize that until they
start playing it but he seems to
genuinely be really enjoying it he's
been putting a lot of time into it so
I'm glad I'm always glad when the stuff
that I really like it's a thing where
you want your friends to like the same
things you like and you can talk about
it a lot and be super him passionate
about it and he seems to like it too so
I can't wait to see where when he gets
to like the later game stuff from the
deep down to active dance gonna be
really fun I'm also kind of sad that my
thing is not in subnautica naturally
remember I had the whole plate that you
could put on this submarine I don't even
know if the whole plates are still in
the game but they either removed them or
you just needed a code to get it but it
never actually appeared in the game
organically and I really wish it did
because it was fun it was fun to be part
of the game like that oh my god holy
[ __ ] that's so good thank you so much
Irish the headshot if you haven't seen
it I got 2 voice Irish the Hedgehog on
the sonic Twitter account we've been
talking about it for ages and ages and
it finally happened and I was really
really happy with it and people's
response to it has been nothing short of
amazing
people people have worn my hair so much
have been so nice and kind about it
because that that fanbase is very very
passionate and to introduce a new
character like that well jokingly for
st. Patrick's Day it could go either way
and everyone really liked it so I'm very
happy with it but this art is phenomenal
thank you so much he looks so
I want to be in Sonic I want a voice
Irish more not just the st. Patty's Day
thing oh god what is this what have you
done okay I can't play too much of that
because it's copyrighted but Jesus wait
we can muted I I know what the song is
like just me shaking my ass for the rest
of it
uh-huh that's good I was wondering how
long it would take people to use those
pictures for like there was that baby
meme with the baby super close-up that
the phone like you died but then they
turned it into Sanz very clever thank
you
reversed sceptic I love it tell me I
already know this is gonna be so dumb
Jesus Christ and you're trying to
explore but accidentally go with the
right way cutscene stars oh my god gamer
so relatable is the I always I say that
every time in a series I'm always like
okay there's two ways to go there's the
right way and there's the way secrets I
always want to get the secrets first I
want to explore as much as I can but I
always get worried that I'm gonna go
down a hallway and then it's gonna lock
me off from the other stuff am i stupid
monkey brain won't want it it won't be
able to get back my life is very hard I
would appreciate some sympathy in my
time of crisis
anyway that's gonna do it for this
episode of meantime sorry it's been a
while since the last one but I got very
sick and then I took a break and then I
came back and a lot of games came out
and I was doing those and they were kind
of taking priorities so mean times are
gonna come back full force so get those
memes cooking you better be on the
subreddit right now cooking up those
memes two at a time put them on the
frying pan smack them together make a
sandwich a meme sandwich
I want to see so many memes for the next
one it's probably going to be in a few
days maybe even a week I don't even know
get cooking on memes or
cook it on your knees anyway unless
threatening very good news we are now
selling laughs Murch I know this is mean
time and not Funniest Home Videos ah but
I wanted to do these for a really long
time it's written in my own handwriting
I wrote it out in an iPad and then I
sent to them and they were like cool
let's put that in shirts so there you
have it we have shirts hoodies hats and
everything but the important thing about
it is that all of the profits are going
towards the covert 19 or coronavirus
crisis we're going to have a massive
charity stream around April 7th so keep
that in mind if I'm talking about it a
little bit on Twitter but until it's all
set up properly I haven't announced
anything here yet so put it in your
calendars April 7th is going to be a
huge day for kovat 19 kind of awareness
and fundraising for it I am I'm working
with directly with tilta Phi to try and
get as many youtubers and streamers and
creators and people online and you guys
and everything what we're all going to
push this fundraiser all on the same day
on World Health Day which is April 7th
and we're doing it with the United
Nations Foundation so this is this is a
pretty damn big thing that we're going
to be doing and it's it's only getting
started right now it's we're still
planning everything going ahead but I've
been reaching out to as many streamers
that I possibly can
please let as many people know as you
can because I'm trying to get so many
like big names involved in it as well to
try and raise more awareness where
people can do their own streams there
it's not it's nothing got to do it me
they're not pushing towards my stream or
anything I want everybody to do their
own thing and all push towards this one
objective and I have a couple of calls
with till to fight next week where I'm
gonna try and finalize a lot of that
stuff but I'm trying to say is that the
laughs stuff all of that money will be
going towards that as well it'll be
accrued and then once we actually start
the stream we all funnel it all into the
one-page once that's all set up so it's
a really big deal please spread the word
it's really important to me and I think
it's really important to the world right
now that we do something like this and
all come together online during our
times of physical self isolation I think
that that's a really important thing to
do but I'll make another video on that
later okay cool thank you and also thank
you for watching this video I really
appreciate it
and I see all you baby Mimi dreamers in
the next one
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