- Hi, my name's Matthew Santoro.
I'm a certified motivational speaker
and paper cut survivor.
So I hear you want to be popular.
Well, you found the right video.
See, being popular is not hard to do.
In fact, I've summarized how to be popular
into four simple steps that I guarantee, if folllowed,
will make you the most popular guy or girl
in your school, on your block,
hell, even your city.
To illustrate these steps,
I've brought in Eugene.
How are you, Eugene?
- Not popular.
- [Matthew] Then let's get to it.
Step One is to be friendly and outgoing.
Try to be everyone's friend.
- Uh, hello.
- Uh, this is Eugene. How are you?
- Uh, well, actually, I was just wondering
if you wanted to be my friend?
- My friend?
- Yes. I'm looking for a friend.
- Yes.
- Well, whoever you are.
- I'm Eugene.
- To be your friend.
- Yes.
- OK.
- [Voiceover] I phone you.
(beep)
- That didn't go very well.
- [Matthew] Step Two is to take care of yourself.
Nobody likes a lazy bastard.
Exercise and staying in shape is important
for both men and women to respect you.
Some things that you can do
include a brisk run.
- I don't think I'm wearing the right clothes.
- [Matthew] Push-ups.
- Ngguh. Ngguh.
(crack)
Oh, God.
I feel the burn.
- [Matthew] Or just try your hand at sports.
- I already have the high score.
- [Matthew] Step Three:
To be popular, you need to meet new people.
This will require you to step out of your comfort zone.
The best way to do this
is to go talk to the first person you see
and make a connection.
- Well, hi there.
Come here, little fella.
I'm not gonna hurt ya.
I'm just looking to be friends.
I have food.
- Fish heads?
- What? No!
- Aaaaaah!
- No!
- [Matthew] And Step Four, and the most important step
is to be confident.
Flaunt your fashion and express your style.
- But it hasn't worked for me so far.
- [Matthew] Just do it.
- Yeah, OK.
(thumping club music)
- So that's it.
Follow those steps
and you're guaranteed to gain popularity
no matter who you are.
- Even for me?
(laughter)
- No.
- Fish heads!
Aaaah!
- Just dancin'.
You guys don't even know.
There's about 100 people in this park
and they're all looking at me,
and it's about 1000 degrees out,
and I'm sweating so bad.
I love you guys.