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Stick around.
We're doing Stupid Science.
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Welcome to episode 120.
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All right, before we get to the products,
we've got to do Vat19's bank account's favorite segment--
Sponsorships and Outstanding Reviews and Recommendations.
Yeah!
All right, send in the new sponsor.
Boom!
This thing's heavy.
This is from the Dollar Shave Club.
For just $1 a month, they will send you razor and blades.
The first month is $1, and then you
can choose between different programs after that.
I think the most expensive one's only like $9 a month.
Free shipping.
And you never have to think about razors again.
It's an awesome idea.
In addition to razors, they have other stuff, which
is going to come in handy soon.
The post-shave cream-- I think I'm going to need that.
If you want to sign up for Dollar Shave Club,
you have to go to this URL--
DollarShaveClub.com/Vat19.
They gave us our own URL.
I'm going to faint.
But seriously, we don't get credit for you signing up--
and that's how we get paid--
unless you use that URL.
And I'm going to be shameless about it.
That's what Awesome Time is here for.
We promise to be entertaining along the way.
And so that's why I'm not going to shave my face.
It's looking good anyways.
I'm going to shave my legs for you.
And you're going to go to DollarShaveClub.com/Vat19.
Deal?
Oddly enough, this is not Stupid Science.
Oh!
But it is stupid.
All right.
All right, so we've got the shave butter.
Let's see those gams.
Just pretend like you're shaving your own leg.
My own leg.
All right, hope you've got a swim meet
coming up because you're going to be
gliding through the water.
Feel good?
I feel like--
I mean, I think I'm going to have to charge you
for this afterwards.
Here we go.
So I'm going up.
I guess.
Oh, dear.
Oh.
Look at all the shave butter in there, just floating around.
Look at Kara's face.
She's just like, ew!
It's that glass of water there that's looking real good.
Should we get a LifeStraw and try to drink that?
Wow.
That looking good?
Pretty good.
I think this is proving right here that the Dollar Shave
Club is not just for men.
Why couldn't women do this?
The razor works great on the legs.
Look at that.
Those calves are ready for the red carpet.
That's weird.
Load me up with the post-shave cream.
Oh, it's so smooth.
This should have been in What Am I Touching?
All right.
OK.
DollarShaveClub.com/Vat19.
Thank you very much.
Put it here.
Put in here, Kara.
That's a Carolina Reaper pepper.
It is currently the world's spiciest pepper
at 2.2 million Scoville units.
I mean, that just looks evil, right?
No good can come from this.
People that have eaten a whole one of these peppers--
you can go find those videos.
They nasty.
But I'm going to cut this open because there are seeds inside
of there just moving around.
I can hear them.
I'm going to cut it open and maybe just have one seed.
Oh.
OK, so I kind of cut this thing open.
These little guys here--
the lighter-colored seed-looking things--
I think that's where all the heat is.
I'm just going to take one of them
because I don't want to die.
Here we go.
Oh, boy.
Mm hmm.
That's just one.
Whoa.
Ha.
OK.
That's got some serious heat.
Whew!
All right, I dare you--
Carolina Reaper pepper.
Get a dried whole one.
Go nuts.
Have a bathroom nearby.
Buy it now at Vat19.
It'll be fun, right?
This is Klask, and it's awesome.
It's sort of like a magnetic air hockey.
You've got this wooden board.
It's a two-player game, and you can
see that you can move your little guy around using
a magnet underneath the table.
The object is to just knock the yellow ball
into the other opponent's goal over here.
If your magnetic striker here that you're moving around
collects two of these obstacles, the opponent gets a point.
So you've got to be careful.
Does anybody here want to play?
I challenge anyone in the room to a game of Klask.
Oh!
Challenge accepted!
Scottie Pippen.
You ready for a game of Klask?
Yes.
The way to start the game is the younger player, which I think
is you--
I'm-- 38.
Then I guess I'm the younger player.
I will start in this corner over here.
All right, let's do this.
Oh, shoot.
Oh no!
I'm stuck in my own goal.
Point for me-- stuck in your own goal.
Aw, shoot.
Get ready to feel the heat.
Oh!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
You got one of those things on you, bro.
Oh no, I fell in my own goal again!
This challenge is easier than I'd thought.
Oh!
Point for me!
You've got to be careful.
Dang it!
You're in your own goal again.
Dang it!
Winning by default.
Can't get past the edge here.
Ah!
Oh!
That was so close.
Oh, he's collected one.
One more.
No!
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No!
What does this mean?
I collected you.
We're fighting now.
Oh!
Goal, goal, goal, goal, goal!
Challenge accepted, challenge crushed.
All right, thanks, Scottie.
Aw!
High five dominated.
Dang it.
All right, that's Klask.
Ton of fun.
You can buy it at Vat19.com.
All right, give me the next one right here, right here.
This, my friends, is the world's smallest working Magic 8 ball.
It works.
It's got 10 sayings in there.
This tiny Magic 8 ball is also this episode's Stupid Science.
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Stupid Science.
All right, Jamie.
I can't think of anything more science-y than a Magic 8 ball.
Yeah, I mean, basically, we just feed
it hypotenuse after hippopotamus after Hyperloop
until we get the right answer.
You ask the questions, and I'll shake this
so that there can be no tomfoolery.
OK.
Will it hurt if I flick Jamie in the ear?
What?
I don't like these questions.
For sure.
Let's test.
Eh.
I think you kind of missed a little bit.
You want me to go hard?
No!
I'm just saying, I mean, I felt it.
So what, are we 0-1?
We're 0-1.
All right, next question.
If we play Rock Paper Scissors, will I win?
No.
All right, let's do this.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Rock-- well, that was correct!
That's true.
We tied.
It was right!
This thing is magic!
Oh, man.
You want to do another one?
All right.
Last one to really finish it up.
To break the tie to make sure it's
not a weird fluke or something.
Will Jamie let me take the razor to his head?
Oh.
What?
See what it says.
Ask again.
Will Jamie let me shave his head with the Dollar Shave Club
razor?
No?
It said no.
Would you have?
No!
Well, there you go.
It worked.
Yeah, this thing is magic!
Two out of three times.
Science has proved that the Magic 8 ball really is magic.
And isn't that what science is, after all-- magic?
Did I learn anything in that segment?
Not likely.
You can get yours at Vat19.com.
We're staying small.
This is the world's smallest working Etch A Sketch.
It's like less than two inches long.
Little knobs here.
Let me see if I can draw the world's smallest 19 on the Etch
A Sketch.
I want to make that thing on the one that comes down.
Let's get tight on this because that's not half bad.
Look at that.
Not bad, right?
See?
It does work.
Shake that up.
It's gone.
That's the world's smallest Etch A Sketch.
Ton of fun.
Happy birthday from all of us to you.
Happy, happy birthday, now we got these, too.
Wow, thanks, guys.
Yay!
Woo!
Sweet.
Thanks.
It's not really my birthday, but these are lovely.
I fibbed.
These are edible birthday candles.
You can eat the candle.
The entire candle is edible, even the wick.
I'm going to show you.
How great is that?
It's an edible candle.
Since the whole candle is chocolate,
the wax that might drip down is just
more chocolate for your cake.
Everything about this is amazing.
I love it.
Edible birthday candle.
Buy them now-- Vat19.com.
All right, Kara, amaze me.
Ah, maze humor.
This, my friends, is the do-it-yourself virtual reality
marble maze.
This is a real-world maze.
If I turn these knobs, I can move the maze inside the box
here, so it's like a standard labyrinth-style maze.
What makes it fun is that you get to design this maze.
It comes with all of these blocks, which you can just
glue onto the sheet here.
You can design your own maze for you or someone else
to try to play.
Mid-product tabletop, right?
The kit comes with a bunch of these sheets like so.
So you can just pop out and create a trap.
You get all of these wooden blocks.
So this is how you design your maze.
Here's how they take this to the next level.
You download the free app, and you
take a picture of this maze.
Then you can walk that maze in virtual reality
with the included goggles.
You can put your iPhone or Android phone in here.
Then you can walk around this thing.
You can customize it.
You can put it in your own pictures and stuff
like that, messages, and just sort of
do this thing in real life that you built. So cool.
You can do it as many times as you want.
So you can play it in real life or in virtual reality.
Pretty cool.
All right, it's time for fan art, or fart for short.
Here we go.
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All right, that was some tremendous fan art, as always.
If you want to send in your own fart, here is our address,
and you can see it in a future episode.
So send it on in.
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