- Do you want a sedative?
What's going on?
You're just a little hyperactive.
- A little, little--
- You're a little shaky.
- Yeah, a little bit.
- I have that affect on people.
(upbeat exciting music)
- My dating profile is silly enough.
I imagine she could probably make a better
dating profile for me than the one I already have.
- I'm going to match his personality
and make it very goofy and a little over the top.
- We broke up because we fought a lot
and we didn't really bring out
the best in each other.
- When we broke up, she blocked me on Facebook,
blocked me on Instagram,
took me off Snapchat and blocked my number.
- We broke up for a variety of reasons
but mostly logistical 'cause I was graduating college
and he had a year left.
- You kinda have to go through a lot
of bad relationships to appreciate the good ones
and I totally agree and Gina was
definitely a good relationship.
- I'm definitely gonna have fun with it.
I know she will too so I think
it's going to be interesting.
(trumpets blaring)
- I've never made a dating profile before
so this is very interesting.
I'm a straight man.
- So I'm gonna give her the username
that people used to call us 'cause we're
Kate and Cate, so I was late Cate
and she was bitchkate.
- Who would take the name theatrejunkie?
- I'm going with Cyclingblue.
Let's see if that works 'cause she's got
really blue eyes and she likes cycling.
- Ilovegreentea 'cause he does.
- Image_nation.
- Cheekbones1.
Cheekbones1.
How would your best friend describe you?
Is this just words, do you just put words?
- A fight is gonna break out.
- I will love my cat
more than I'll ever love you.
Don't worry, I'll remind you of this fact daily.
It did happen daily.
She told me daily while holding her cat.
- They would also tell you to feed me
frequently because I get cranky.
- I could write a lot of stuff,
but this is just the first box.
Keep it simple.
- Really good at, I will brag a little.
- I think people would be like,
"Why is this person flattering themself?"
- Really good at crying.
- She's really good at cuddling.
That'll be a little nice thing there for you, bitchkate.
- Continue.
- On a typical Friday night she is usually bartending
and she'll probably say something like LOL.
- Or having a drink or 10 with,
or five with friends, no.
- I'm having a lot of fun thinking of
all the random things that he would probably say.
- Really wanna say sleeping with everyone but
I don't want to make her seem like a whore
so let's not go with that.
- Alright, I finished them all.
- This is oddly therapeutic.
- I think she already got a like (laughing).
(upbeat excited music)
- You ready? (laughing)
- Oh.
- Ilovegreentea710.
That's accurate.
- I look amazing in that picture.
- I look amazing in this picture so (laughs).
- Most people would look at me though.
- I like that you don't know what blue really means.
- Yeah.
- My username is bitchkate.
I like it.
- I have cheekbones that can slice through butter,
but makes me an ideal match for someone
who loves toast with butter.
- Listen, my cat is my child so that's fact.
- They would also tell you to feed me frequently
because I get cranky.
I know that.
- And when I'm not working on a project,
I'm being a helluva good bartender, I like that.
- I'm really good at crying, being late
to pretty much everything.
- Making people laugh, trying new things,
trying to solve problems.
The emphasis on trying.
- I didn't mean it that way.
- I'm a great cuddler, I will ignore (laughs)--
- See, there ya go, it was a nice thing.
- I will ignore when you fart in your sleep.
- The six things I could never do,
that's totally not six things.
- On a typical Friday night,
I am usually bartending lol.
I'm more of a ha-ha though.
- No, you're not, you're an LOL.
- No, I'm more of a ha-ha.
- If I'm not studying, I would be participating
in intramural sports, which is true.
- Message me if you're a guy who doesn't let
anything get in the way of his dreams and passion.
It's what keeps us going, right?
Aw, Keith, this is nice.
- Message me if you like oversensitive people
you literally take everything to heart.
You know, if I react to this, it proves her right.
So I'm not going to say anything.
I'll take a page from your book
and I'll stay silent.
- I feel like our profiles are actually really similar,
which is not surprising.
- It's really hard when you go into this
and you don't know how you want to go about it.
- Oh, I knew exactly how I wanted to go about it.
- Of course you did.
- Yours was very nice.
It was really hard to do yours though.
- I'm a nice guy, ladies.
- My lovely, lovely cat.
- Who bit me on the face the first time
I stayed over, that should have been a sign.
That was a sign from the universe.
- He also tried to take your hair tie
as you were trying to wake up.
- It was really cute.
- See, you can't even like be mad about my cat
because my cat's really cute.