>> Joe Quesada: Hey gang, Joe Quesada here.
Editor-In-Chief of Marvel Comics,and welcome to the next installment of
Marvel Superheros What The.
Now, for those of you out there who are huge fans, like I am, of Mark Millar and
Steve McNiven's Old Man Logan's story line, I know, like me,
you're wondering, what's gonna happen next.
This isn't it.
>> Old Man Logan: [SOUND] Where was I?
Oh, yeah.
Well, Sabretooth and I were cavemen at this point, and fighting the Hulk.
We were looking, sucked all the adamantium out of me,
which really was a waste of money, now that I look back on it.
Boy, get your elbows off the table.
Are you paying attention to me?
Or was it my Indian girlfriend who got killed?
Say, you ever going to get a haircut?
You look like Storm back from the punk era.
Ah, put a shirt on.
Crying out loud.
Nobody wants to see those.
What are those tattoos even mean?
>> Daken: That's it.
You're going to the old folk's home.
>> Old Man Logan: This place looks expensive, boy.
How are you paying for this?
>> Daken: Well, you turned 65 years old, what, 1940s?
I just cashed all your Social Security checks you've been saving since then.
>> Old Man Logan: What?
>> Daken: Have fun.
Play nice with the other old guys listening to Frank Sinatra.
>> James Barnes: Logan, welcome.
I'm one of the aids here.
Why don't you follow me.
>> Old Man Logan: Uh, Scooter, my boy.
How are you?
>> James Barnes: I never liked that nickname back during the war.
I've grown up.
Most people call me James Barnes.
I was Captain America for a while even.
>> Old Man Logan: Sure you were little Scootz.
I remember you playing dress up with your little shield and pop gun.
Ha!
>> James Barnes: I don't know why I still wear this costume.
Let me show you around.
[MUSIC]
>> Ironman: Hello, Jarvis, my glass is empty.
Hint hint.
Aah!
>> Old Man Logan: Chuck, look at you, up and about.
>> Chuck: Yes, Logan, it took decades of mind numbing concentration.
>> Old Man Logan: Ah, that's great, Chuck.
>> Chuck: [NOISE] >> Old Man Logan: I'll catch you later.
>> Chuck: Still warm.
>> Old Man Logan: Man, looks like everybody from the old days is here.
>> James Barnes: Just about. Well, except for the Punisher.
>> The Punisher: [SOUND] Hey.
Get off of my lawn you little hoodlums.
>> Young Thor: [SOUND] you, old man.
[SOUND]
>> James Barnes: He can still take care of himself.
And, over here is our esteemed owner and operator.
>> Modok: That's right, you washed-up do-gooders, you all used to beat me up and
insult my hideous appearance and guilt.
>> James Barnes: And your foul body odor.
>> Modok: Yeah, that too.
>> Old Man Logan: And your tiny, carney hands.
>> Modok: Okay, that one was legitimate.
>> James Barnes: And your very small.
>> Modok: Okay, stop it!
But now, look.
You're all in with it.
While I retain my youthful looks and spry body.
The only one here younger than me is little Bucky boy.
[LAUGH] You're so cute.
>> James Barnes: What the?
I was born in 1925, people.
Just because I was frozen for a while doesn't mean I enjoyed Larwence Welk or
Jello any less than anyone else in here.
>> Captain America: Hey, keep it down whoever you are.
We are trying to watch CSI: Kalamazoo.
>> Daredevil: Is somebody talking?
>> James Barnes: All right, tour's over.
>> Captain America: These whipper snappers today, no respect at all,
they're definitely more evil than the kids back in our day.
>> Captain America: Who asked you, baldie?
>> Red Skull: Oof, why I ought to?
>> Captain America: Bring it.
[SOUND]
>> Daken: No, Dad.
I forgot to ask you if you could sign this thing real quick.
Hey, what's going on here?
I didn't send you here to fight and get yourself killed.
You've got at least a dozen more Social Security checks coming
before that happens.
You're the best there is at what you do and what you do is leave.
Now.
>> Modok: Stop right there.
No one leaves without my permission!
All you bags of bones belong to MODOK now.
And you better remember it!
I'm the one with the power now.
And you, Hulk, what are you doing?
>> Old Man Logan: Well what do
we do know?
>> Ironman: I'll tell you what you do.
Move to Miami boys.
[MUSIC]
>> Modok: [COUGH] What happened?
Oh no.
Well, good thing this suit has a built in toilet.
>> [MUSIC]
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