Oh my God!! it's my foot!
I don't know how to start this video
Hey guys how are you?
How's the kids? You don't have kids? Great!
Or maybe you think you don't have kids right now
But your past was kind of questionable and you have no idea who may be knocking on your door in the next 18 years...
Whoo! ahAhh..
this video started off great.
So a person on Tumblr sent me a message
(you already know what direction this is about to go) pretty much saying that as a gay man, I am not making enough videos that cater
Specifically to the gay community, a good portion of my video should be properly addressing that aspect
I don't know what exactly-? I would read the message to you guys
but one
I deleted it because it was messy
The person didn't seem like English was their first language and two I don't want to give them that promo. Long story short,
they thought I wasn't making enough gay videos and because of that I was trying to fit into a normal society?
Who I sleep with totally controls what I do in life (Sarcasm alert)
and you know what, that person is very right.
There aren't enough gay videos on the internet and don't google that unless you are above the
age of 18 and you know what it is time for us to change that and you guys are going to do it all you
Little Peepers out there have the opportunity to add on to the gum ball of gayness on the internet,
And I'm gonna to show you how.
So today I'm going to teach you how to make a gay video. BUT FIRST I have student loans
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(Now Back to the video) So a few minutes I made a tweet (FOLLOW ME BY THE WAY) *twitter handle appears onscreen*
What makes a YouTube video gay and y'all thought you were funny?
I mean you were but you still thought it - you! "when Mac does want, America" (true)
"Uploading it", I get it, but this person-this person GOT IT this person. WOKE , "rainbow"
Exactly Gay's =
Rainbow put a rainbow in a video = gay video So step one of how to make a gay video
and probably the only step (unless I think of something else) add RAINBOWS *BOOM* *POW* IS HE GONNA PUT ON MORE!?!?!?
YESHEIS okay mac. We get it okay Mac. You're making me very uncomfortable. I can't hear you. I'm too busy. Gaaayying
Yeah, haha get it. Go those rainbows in my ear {[(*sighs*)]}
I'm a homosexual. every video you may doesn't just CAN be gay it HAS to be gay you want to make a DIY on how to make a
braided basket? BAM more like braided gay skit.
Music: *gay basket. gay basket*
That sounds like a good tv show for logo or how much of the simple innocent story time of how a uber driver almost killed you in a fire
PABLAUW more like story gay-ine? {[(*mac what*)]}
You know that feeling when you try on a joke so much and it just falls flat
SO GAY and now from this point on whenever you start a video
you have to introduce yourself introduce yourself in a very gay and relatable way or as I like to call a
Gaylatable. like for example hey guys, how are you great?
That's awesome! so I just got back from protesting for literally my humane rights?
to live and
eat and
sleep and
even breathe
Oh My God, SAME! and there you have it you have just created your very own gay video now
Go out there
and show the world that your sexuality is all that matters beacause you can be a really good doctor a
Really great lawyer or have the cure for cancer, but no once you come out as gay all people care about it
Who are you dating, or will you go shopping with me? And that is how the cookie crumbles
I'm not who I date just because I don't make videos
of what I like in guys or story times about my ex
Boyfriend does not mean I'm hiding who I am I don't feel like I have to scream
I'm gay from the rooftops every day to be a excessively functioning homosexual
I mean I kind of already do that
But you know what I'm trying to say everyone is more than their
Sexuality and one sexuality should not be the defining point on what they give in this world
Or how they function in life, and it shouldn't be your defining point on that person's character. oh my God
We just got deep. Nut anyways I'm gonna go take all these stickers off and eat a burrito
I'm hungry thank you guys so much for watching. Download best fiends go check it out
What's your favorite rainbow? Mine's my face
I am Mac and don't forget to Like, Comment, Share, and Subscreeb babe BWAHHHH
{[(*you're welcome mac this took me hours*)]}