(belches)
- Sorry.
(laughing)
Great start.
GREAT start!
(upbeat music)
- I'm a kangaroo.
You put like a sachet in, the kangaroo jumps around,
and we'll get coffee somehow!
- Yeah, so like in Norway they have these little,
basically pouches of nicotine.
And they all do it instead of smoking.
And they just put it at the back of their mouth.
- I'm a little scared now. - I think you put it
in your mouth and your eyes just dilate.
- Oh, dear me. - You wake up in two weeks,
having been so productive.
- Vanilla!
- Oh!
- Well, vanilla, I mean, you can't go wrong
with coffee and vanilla.
- The idea of it is like, "Who has time
to make a cup of coffee?
We make it really quick, so put this in your mouth
for 20 minutes."
What, 20 minutes?
- It smells like you left your coffee in the sink,
also poured Red Bull on top of it.
(laughs)
- They have it described as grinding.
So taking one of these is called grinding
which definitely- - Grindr,
I'm just thinking of. - Means something else.
- Looks like the kind of pillow, an old pillow
for a mouse.
- It tastes kind of like vanilla.
(groans)
What?
- I'm not sure about this? - You're not enjoying it?
- That's not bad, actually. - It doesn't taste bad.
- I know.
- Are they joking?
Like, are they actually messing with us?
- So there's taurine and glycerin in this
which is in Red Bull.
And I think there's taurine in coffee.
- The urge to chew is overwhelming.
(laughing)
- Like, I've eaten a worm on this channel.
I would actually rather the worm.
- Four, wee pouches is one coffee.
- How long do you have to soak it to get that?
- And you're meant to just carry on with your day
with this in your mouth going,
"Oh, wait, I can go rock climbing,
"water skiing." - I can do an interview.
- Yeah.
- I can kiss my child goodnight.
Oh no, I'll kill them!
- I mean, it's the weirdest thing ever,
but it doesn't taste bad.
- No, it doesn't taste awful at all.
But I'm just wondering the point.
(trashcan pings)
(laughing)
(laughs)
- I don't know why it's funny.
(laughs)
(upbeat music)
- Mocha!
- Aw, Jesus.
- It's got like condensation on the inside as well.
- Ah, yeah, the lid is sweating.
- Do we like.
- Would my lady like a Grind?
- I'd love one now, sir, I would.
- Well, I might try it on the other side of my mouth
because that one is still recovering.
- Did they just go around to every coffee shop
and like, "Can I have your waste coffee?"
- Leftover shit, yeah.
(laughing)
(groaning)
- That's actually less flavor.
- It's very bitter.
- That's awful.
- I don't need to taste any longer.
- Oh my god, that was suck shooting.
(laughing)
- I don't wanna torture any part of my face,
and it's in my face.
- Sorry, I can't keep that in my mouth.
It's too eh.
- Oh no, no my sack is leaking.
(laughs)
Oh, it's leak. - Get it out.
(trashcan pings)
Ah, that was really good!
- It'd be like someone vaped into your face
and you hated them as well.
And it's just like a triple blegh!
- [Interviewer] Could you taste the mocha?
(laughs)
- No.
No, believe it or not.
- It's
not nice.
- No.
No, no, thank you.
- Like, there's nothing you can describe that as
other than an old sack.
That's what they should- - It's unreliable sack.
There's nothing worse than unreliable sack.
- Caramel.
- Having a chocolate bar that's wrapped in a bag.
No, don't eat it.
Just put it in your mouth for a bit and then spit it out.
(laughs)
What?
- This is what I'd order.
Oh no.
Oh, God!
- Oh, it's the best burger in the world.
Put a mouth full it in a bag.
Just hold it your mouth for about 20 minutes.
- Oh, that's nice.
Yeah. - Yeah.
- Are you not getting getting kind of hish
or caffeine buzz or no?
I'm not sure if I am.
- I actually do feel a bit like, alert.
- Yeah.
- Maybe if you leave it in there for like an hour,
and you're driving your truck across the country
or some shit.
- I assume you're not meant try like four
of these at once, well.
(burps)
(laughs)
- These are really nice.
They have a bit of a sweetness to them
which eliminates the taurine flavor.
- Mmm.
- Oh, just got a big old hit of flavor.
- Yeah!
- Whoever came up with this idea,
I don't know how this got made.
- Was in the same class as Mark Zuckerberg.
And was like, "Here, you go Facebook.
"I've got a better idea."
- Mark Zuckerberg dropped out, he stayed in.
And now he's like regretting it.
He's like, "I'm gonna show you, Mark."
- "I'm just gonna keep coming up with flavors."
- I'm jealous.
- Not good!
- Oh, okay, I'm not jealous.
(laughing)
(laughs)
- No, I can't, I can't.
I can't.
- Oh.
- I can't.
- There's something vaguely alcoholic about it though.
I don't know if it's cause the-
- It's a sting.
- The flavor is so concentrated
that it's got that nearly alcoholic kick, yeah.
(trashcan pings)
(laughs)
(groans)
- It's even worse.
(laughs)
- I mean, I'm not hating this experience.
- [Interviewer] Could you taste the caramel?
(laughs)
(upbeat music)
- Ah, wintergreen.
- No!
- Oh my God.
I can get that from here.
It's like a car air freshener.
What the hell?
- If there was something I could have in my mouth
that's minty, that I could like chew on and not swallow.
I don't know, I'll have one of these I suppose.
(laughs)
- What flavor would we make this coffee, I don't know,
deep peat flavor?
So people feel like they're-
- Deep peat flavor!
- They're gumming the inside of a locker.
- The problem with the others,
I was like, "Nobody wants coffee breath."
- No, no.
- And then you have it prolonged
'cause you're gonna keep it in your mouth
for 20 minutes.
- Oh, there's a reason you can't go into Starbucks
and be like, "Oh, I'll have a mint latte, please."
They'd be like, "Get the fuck out of here, you psychopath."
This all right.
(chuckles)
(laughing)
- 'Cause that smell isn't the taste.
It really isn't.
- It tastes like a car air freshener.
- Yeah, I've never had one of those, but.
- Why, they're good.
- It's like (indistinct) footballer's sock.
- Hey, it's not bad.
It's just odd, like it's like Listerine.
- I can't.
(spits)
- Oh, that's a first.
- It's weird 'cause we're like testing stuff
and there's nothing in front of us.
It's just this little pockety thing in my mouth
that's just there.
- [Interviewer] Will I hold the bucket further away?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not easy, is it?
(spits)
Ah, it was just the rim.
I hit the rim of your bucket, Kelly.
(groaning)
- Don't do it in the middle and then go like (inhales).
It's so awful.
- Sorry, I can't put a positive spin on it,
on other than-
- It's like
the opposite effect. - My burp was good craft.
Like, that's all.
- The burp was the highlight.
- Really confused by what just happened there. (laughs)
- I also don't feel look, beh!
- A part of what's nice about having a cup of coffee
is the taking your time and drinking it.
- I think I wanna take up smoking.
- Mmm, I think so too.
- Any of fans of Grind,
to the one fan of Grind, who's presumably the son
of the owner.
- Whatever floats your boat,
you do you. - Keeps you going.
- We'll do us.
- Yeah.
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