So you're a superhero?
[laughs nervously] Well, no. I mean, almost.
I mean... Oh, my gosh, I'm just so excited to meet you guys.
And why are you dressed like the Three Muchachos?
We're going undercover.
There's a secret meeting of evil people happening here in Swellview.
Yeah, we're going to find out what they're up to.
No way! Can I go with you? Please!
- I really want to help. - Yes.
No.
I'd like her to come with us.
Henry, that's too many people--
Look at her!
Uh, how old are you?
- Sixteen. - He's fourteen.
- Almost fifteen. - But still fourteen!
Well, fourteen is the new fifteen, so...
Well, uh, I'm older.
Yeah...
Hey, you don't happen to go to Swellview Junior High, do you?
Yeah, I just started there.
No way! I go there, too.
I'm Piper Hart.
Jackson Bartell.
Hey, uh...
We should, like, maybe... hang out sometime.
Sure.
I could hang.
[sighs]
Wow, this is a pretty crazy way for us to meet.
I know. Isn't it cute?
[lion roars]
Shut up, lion!
I'm in the middle of something, here.
[gasps]
[panting]
[sighs] Oh! Oh, thank God!
It was just a dream!
[Henry] What was just a dream?
[Charlotte] Lips!
Wait, you dreamed... You dreamed about lips?
Uh... Giant lips, not yours.
They were chasing me down a hall for popcorn.
You weren't there, leave me alone.
OK, but...
You got a phone on your face.
That's where I put my phone when I'm sleeping! God!
Where are you going?
Uh, I gotta make out of here...
I mean, get out of here!
- I'll kiss you later! - Hmm?
I mean, I'll catch you later!
[laughs nervously]
Where is this elevator?
[Captain Man] Heya, Charlotte!
What's your beef, stew?
Hey, what goes on?
[slow romantic music]
♪ Slow motion ♪
♪ When I'm with you My heart starts beating in slow motion ♪
♪ Can’t believe my eyes I can’t stop breathing in slow motion ♪
♪ I kinda lose my mind Every time I see you in slow motion ♪
Oh...
Dude's bringing it!
I wish I could see you in that dress at Cactus Con in person.
Wait, wait! Then do it! Then come with me! I'll be your date!
[clearing throat] Slow down, you're bold.
Jasper, I would love to go to Cactus Con with you!
[clears throat] Keep going, it's working.
But I can't.
Oof! Dude, you just got curved hard.
No! No, no, no! I didn't mean to curve you!
I just meant I'd go if I could leave my house.
But I can't.
Well, what if you could?
I don't see how that's possible.
I'm allergic to air.
Mmh...
- Kid Danger! - What?
Oh, God!
What about Kid Danger?
- He owes me a favor. - He does?
Uh, yeah. Does he, Jasper? I don't...
Yeah, he does! And he could protect you!
From allergies?
No...!
Uh... I mean, yes, but I just mean that Kid Danger's got
all kinds of cool gadgets and stuff.
[stuttering] Uh, right, Henry? Right, Henry?
How would I know that?
Mmh! This orange juice is so good!
'Course it is, I squeezed it myself.
[chuckles]
Hey, Piper, hurry up!
Captain Man is making us breakfast.
[Piper] I'll be down in a few minutes!
So, who's ready for some Man Cakes?
Wow, they have the Captain Man logo!
Yeah, that's what puts the "Man" in the Man Cakes.
[laughing]
Hey, what's going on down here?
Oh, Henry, look! Captain Man made breakfast for the whole family!
Oh!
Whoa!
Hey, Monica!
Oh, hi, Jasper.
Uh... cool skirt.
Thanks.
What are those, flowers?
Uh, yeah.
Mm-hm.
Hey, you didn't tell anybody my secret, did ya?
'Course not.
Look, look, look, look! Look!
- He's doing it again. - What? Jasper?
Yeah, he keeps trying to make that girl Monica think he's Kid Danger.
[laughs] Oh, man!
- Ow. - Are you OK?
Yeah, I just had a rough night last night.
- At work. - Really?
Was there a lot of "danger"?
Shh!
What?! No way, gotta go!
Oh, hey, Chloe!
Henry.
I, uh...
Brought you this coffee mug.
It says "World's Greatest Mom."
No, it says, "World's Greatest...
WOW!"
Hey, hey, hey! She's coming! Here she comes!
What, who's com...?
[magical music]
Oh, man!
Go talk to her!
- Who, Bianca? - Yeah.
You know you like her.
[chuckle] Yeah...
But, Henry likes Chloe.
- He's not going to see Chloe for months. - How come?
She's doing that reality show, "Kids in the Woods".
What's it about?
Kids, in the woods.
Oh, great title.
Oh, look! Bianca's alone!
OK...
I'm going in.
You didn't talk to her.
I let my eyes do the talking.
And they said...
"Duhh! Duhh-deeh-duhh!"
[crying]
All right! Oh, I'm sorry, no!
I didn't mean what I said!
OK, hey! Hey, come on!
Come on-- Oh, what the...!
Oh! Oh, dang it!
So, I gotta go now.
Try not to miss me too much. Or this handcuff key.
[water splash]
This isn't over!
You can run now, but sooner or later I'm going to find you.
Well, I'll make it easy for you.
Meet me tomorrow night.
Midnight.
Right under the Swellview sign.
Come alone.
Alone?
Hey, what are you...?
No. Hey, no, you better not! No, don't...
Isn't that more fun than fighting with me?
No!
Maybe!
Kind of! I can't be sure unless you do it again!
- Who's that? - I don't know.
- Looks like a woman. - Yeah.
Everyone...
This is Gwen.
Hi, guys.
- Uh, hey, Gwen. - What's up?
Hey, Ray, can I talk to you for second?
Well, I'd really rather talk to Gwen.
- I'm so sorry. - She's so pretty.
- Are you crazy? - What?
You can't just bring some stranger down here in the Man Cave!
Oh, Gwen's not a stranger.
Well, how long have you known her?
Almost three hours.
Three hours? What?!
Oh, that reminds me! I gotta tell her you're Kid Danger!
- What?! No! You can't-- - Hey, honey!
- Yes? - I'll bet you'll never guess
who this lovable knucklehead really is!
I'm nobody, I'm nobody! I'm nobody!
Kid Danger!
- [laughs] - Dude!
It's OK, Gwen even knows that I'm Captain Man.
- Ray! - What are you doing?!
And guess what else?
[worried moans]
Gwen and I...
We're getting married.
Hi. Aunt Sharona?
Well, hey! That's her.
Noelle, this is Henry, you'll be crashing at his place.
Hi! Hey, it's really cool to meet you!
Uh, stay at my house!
- What are you doing? - I mean, Noelle needs a place to stay.
- Well, she can stay-- - I don't have any cats or nuts.
- Neither do I! - I mean, Ms. Shapen, I could--
Hey, who guessed the number wrong? Me! I guessed wrong!
That means she has to stay at my house!
Right, Noelle? Thank you.
I am so sorry, we are fully committed this evening.
[Jasper] There are no tables available...
Madam President.
Oh, I'm sorry I didn't see you there because I was just on the phone with...
the President.
- Wow! - Yeah.
OK...
Um, we would like to go to the secret underground restaurant.
We have a reservation, for Charlotte page.
Mmh. One moment.
[clicks tongue]
[clicks tongue repeatedly]
Ah-hah! Here it is.
And I have a note here that says it's somebody's birthday today.
- Not mine. - It's not my birthday, either.
They give you free dessert if you tell 'em it's your birthday.
Then I guess it's my birthday.
Very good, sir.
This guy gets it.
[romantic music]
♪ I like you ♪
Hey, what's going on...?
Ah-hem!
What are you guys doing here?
- Is that Creston? - It sure is.
[romantic music]