(alarm buzzing)
- [Voiceover] Your tank seems to be full.
Make your way to the facilities before it's too late.
(suspenseful techno music)
Take a right.
- Hey did you see The Bachelorette last night?
- [Voiceover] This is your co-worker Brent.
You can either talk to him and piss yourself,
or you can ignore him and continue your mission.
Crisis averted.
Hurry, it's almost too late!
Take a left.
You are almost there.
Hurry!
It's almost too late.
(alarm buzzing)
(dramatic music)
Crisis averted.
Wash your hands for immunity boost.
Success!
Now back to your seat before your co-workers
suspect you are defecating.
Now back to your seat before--
- Hey high five!
- [Voiceover] Brent, your co-worker wants a high five.
You can either give him a high five,
and he will think you've urinated on your hands,
or you can ignore--
Crisis averted.
Now back to your seat before your co-workers
suspect that you were defecating.
It's the home stretch.
Almost there.
Success!
Mission accomplished.
Now back to work.
(dramatic music)