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Let's fast forward through this pesky football game so we get to the good stuff.
We blew a half-inch hole clear through but the Master Lock still hold tight.
Welcome to watchmojo.com and today we are counting down our picks for another top 10 Super Bowl commercials.
For this list, we're choosing more TV ads that were originally created for, or aired in conjunction with,
a Super Bowl.
If you're wondering where mean Joe Green and the Budweiser frogs are, be sure to check out our original
list of the top 10 Super Bowl commercials.
Now grab the nachos, take your designated seat on the couch, and let the games begin.
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Britney Spears' music is always bubbly and explosively fun, making her the perfect spokesperson for Pepsi.
And this ad, which aired during Super Bowl XXXVI, has all the ingredients of a great music video, being
infectiously catchy while also expressing something resembling a narrative.
*music*
Spears' exceptionally choreographed display captivates everyone from a slacking blue collar worker,
to former Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole.
Even a few Coca Cola employees are drawn in.
Spears thus demonstrates that the joy of Pepsi is universal, regardless of your class, age, or occupation.
As much as the world changes, this cola never will.
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"This makes makes no sense, man"
"Are you sure that maybe you're not here to see a guy named Sam Sung?"
"I don't think I am." "That would make more sense."
Reminiscent of a Judd Apatow comedy, this commercial, from Super Bowl XLVII, finds Seth Rogen running
into Paul Rudd in the Samsung office lobby.
The actors are overcome with petty jealousy upon realizing they're up for the same position.
"Maybe in, like, 1998 you were the next big thing." "Wow, I've never seen you this excited about something that isn't food."
"You're not the next big thing."
"You make people physically uncomfortable."
"Look man, they gave me a phone."
"I got one too."
"Where'd you get that?
Shooting various immature insults at one another, you almost expect one of them to say, "You know how I know you're gay?"
"You know how I know you're gay?" "How?"
"Every time we go to eat, you want to sit on the terrace."
"You know how I know you're gay? You're always ordering frittatas."
Finally, a sleazy agent played by Bob Odenkirk arrives and insists they work together.
"People love commercials with talking babies."
"Yeah, those creepy... "Talking babies!"
"So we just use Seth."
"In a diaper."
"I don't where a diaper."
"You would where a diaper for Samsung though, right?
"I would where a diaper for Samsung."
"What else you got?"
The two pitch half-assed ideas for the next big thing, only to be upstaged by Lebron James via tablet.
"That's awesome!"
"... with Lebron James. I mean, that's incredible. You get Lebron James, you got the next big thing. You don't even need anybody else."
"That's right. You don't, you don't. You don't need anyone else."
"Hey, the guys are coming over to watch the game aren't you worried about them drinking all the Bud Light?"
No Super Bowl party is complete without a fridge stocked with cold ones.
But, what if you don't want to share your hoard of Bud Light with your buddies?
The main character in this Super Bowl XL commercial thinks of a seemingly fool-proof solution by installing
a secret revolving wall in his apartment.
"Secret revolving wall. Dude, you're a genius"
Unfortunately, he forgets to factor in his next door neighbors.
"The magic fridge is back!"
Definitely one of the funniest and most clever commercials of the past decade, this set up appeals to
every dude's dream of stumbling upon a bountiful supply of free booze.
All hail the magic fridge.
"Magic fridge."
"What does a town that's been to hell and back know about the finer things in life?"
"Well, I'll tell ya."
"More than most."
Detroit is probably one of the last American cities any person would want to live in.
This Chrysler commercial from Super Bowl XLV doesn't shy away from Detroit's grittier side but it also
demonstrates that this is a proud city composed of hard workers.
"That hard work and conviction, and the know how that runs generations deep in every last one of us --
that's who we are."
Eminem's Oscar winning song "Lose Yourself" creates a fitting mood, showing that great passion and
determination can still come from the shadiest corners of the country.
"Certainly, no one's Emerald City."
It might not appear very glamorous or welcoming, but the Motor City is the only place with the fortitude to
produce a luxury vehicle like the Chrysler 200.
"This is the Motor City. And this is what we do."
"Ever since people started recording information, there's been a need to duplicate it."
Able to print faster than any of its predecessors, the Xerox 9200 duplicating system was one of the most
progressive stepping-stones in the photo copier's evolution.
"Can duplicate, reduce, and assemble, a virtuously limitless number of complete sets and does it all
at an incredible 2 pager per-second."
This innovative device couldn't have come at a better time for brother Dominick, who's charged with inscribing
500 copies of a document by hand.
"Now, I would like 500 more sets."
Thanks to the good folks at Xerox, the monk is able to finish a life time of painstaking labor in one afternoon.
Smart and humorous, this commercial from Super Bowl XI reveal that Xerox 9200 was truly
nothing short of a miracle.
"The 500 sets you asked for."
"It's a miracle."
Where most beer commercials put an emphasis on partying and good times, this Budweiser advertisement,
from Super Bowl XXXVI, somberly salutes the people who lost their lives on September 11, 2001.
Pulling an iconic red wagon, a unit of the legendary and majestic Budweiser Clydesdales makes its way across
the snowy countryside: from a humble farmhouse, to a small town, to the city of New York.
As the horses take a bow before the land, we're reminded that even minute-long commercials
are capable of evoking deep emotions.
It's poignant, it's patriotic, it's a pitch-perfect tribute.
*music*
"Oh babe, check this out."
The annual Crash the Super Bowl contest has produced one hilarious fan-made Doritos commercial after another.
"Pug Attack," which aired during Super Bowl XLV, is a notable standout, teaching us never to tease a dog with treats.
"You want a Dorito? Are you hungry? Come get a Dorito."
"Babe, don't hurt my dog."
Waving a chip around, a childish man mockingly tries to make his girlfriend's pet ram into the glass door.
Charging forward in slow motion, the dog leaves the audience on the edge of their seats.
The commercial offers an uproarious comedic payoff, as the pug triumphantly breaks through the door and
claims what's rightfully his.
"That's my Doritos."
"So then I said, 'Mr. Prime Minister, I am flattered that you love chocolate but I'm here strictly in a
professional'... What's wrong with him?"
"He thinks you're naked."
M&Ms have worked a fair deal of sexual overtones into their Super Bowl commercials.
While "I Would Do Anything for Love" is a fine example, perhaps the most blatant innuendo occurs
in this Super Bowl XLVI ad.
Covered in a milky brown shell, it's easy to assume the professional and glasses-wearing Ms. Brown is nude.
"My shell is brown, it just looks like my milk chocolate is showing. Only a fool would think I'd
actually show up naked."
"So it's that kind of party?! Hit it!"
Even Red mistakes Brown's shell coating for her birthday suit, prompting him to take it all off.
Flexing and wiggling his body to LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It," Red leaves us all wondering how the M&M
anatomy works.
In the midst of his work on Family Ties and in the Back to the Future franchise, Michael J.Fox brings his
unparalleled charm and comedic timing to this Super Bowl XXI commercial, in which a striking new neighbor
drops by with a thirst for Diet Pepsi.
Fresh out of soda, Fox refuses to give up.
"How about something else?"
"No, that's ok. Listen, if you don't have a Diet Pepsi..."
"No. No, no."
He ventures down the fire escape and overcomes rain, traffic, dogs, biker gangs, and his own locked window
to get that Diet Pepsi.
"You okay in there?"
"Here's your Diet Pepsi."
It appears that Fox's efforts have been for nothing when it's revealed that the neighbor has a roommate named
Danny.
"Danny?"
Once Danielle shows up, however, Michael realizes he'll have to make a second trip.
"The choice of a new generation."
Before we take a knee to our top pick, here are a few Honorable Mentions:
"Hey, by the way, what's in the package?"
"Oh nothing, really. Just a satellite phone, GPS locator, a fishing rod, a water purifier, and some seeds."
"I see a little silhouetto of a can Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew, time to do the slamdango"
"Dude, you got Montana on your jersey"
"Joe Monatana!" "It is. It's a miracle stain."
"This man right here is my great grandfather. He's the first cat herder in our family."
The idea of cowboys herding cats is every bit as silly as it sounds. What makes this Super Bowl XXXIV
commercial so funny is how seriously the concept is taken.
"Anybody can herd cattle. Holding together 10,000 half wild short-hairs? Well, that's another thing all together."
The production values are first rate. The actors play their roles with straight faces and everybody involved paints
cat herding as the noblest of professions.
"I got this one this morning, right here. And if you look at his face, it's just ripped to shreds."
While the premise has little to do with electronic data systems, you can't help but smile at something so
ridiculous and yet so epic.
It goes to show that any idea can work at the hands of brilliant minds.
"When you bring a herd into town and you ain't lost one of 'em, ain't a feeling like it in the world."
Do you agree with our list?
"Easy, boy."
What other Super Bowl commercials continue to stick with you?
"There's a whisker in my hamburger."
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"You did that yourself?"
"Don't look so surprised."
"Yeah."
"I'm gonna get something real quick." "No rush."