(dramatic music) (metal clangs)
(thunder cracks)
- I guess I should tell you how I got here.
Well, first, I defeated Thanos all by myself,
with the help of nobody at all.
Then Thanos came back, and I alone defeat him again.
After defeating Thanos twice
and saving Earth a hundredth time,
I decided to be a hero of other planets.
- Welcome to the Guardians of the Galaxy.
- It's nice of you to ream the team for me joining.
- We've been called the Guardians of the galaxy for years.
We didn't rename the team.
- Yeah, the Asgardians of the Galaxy.
it has a nice ring to it.
Let's just go on the ship.
♪ Ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga ♪
♪ Girl, you just don't realise ♪
- No, I'm the leader of the Guardians of the Galaxy.
We're doing my thing.
- Who votes for something fun? ♪ When you hold me ♪
♪ In your arms so tight ♪
♪ You let me know everything's all right ♪
- Rocket, hit the music.
(upbeat, inspirational music)
(dramatic music)
Thanks for waiting for me.
- I've been waiting an entire month, Thor,
and all you have to say is thanks?
- Yeah, thanks.
- Oh gosh.
- Hey, Starboy!
- It's Starlord.
- I think it's about the time I left
the Asgardians of the Galaxy.
I think I've done all I can.
- You've spent an entire month forcing us
to wait for you before we left this planet,
only for you to ditch us as soon as you're done.
- Yeah, I did. Goodbye, Sunlord.
(hammer clangs)
(Thor whooshes)
- It's Starlord!
He's not even here. Why am I bothering?
And I'm just by myself, talking to myself.
- I'm here.
(Thor whooshes)
(creature growling)
(flesh ripping)
(Thor groans)
(Thor yelling)
(suspenseful music)
(thunder cracking)
(suspenseful music continues)
(creature growling)
- All gods
must die!
(hammer clangs)
- Well, that was new. What was that about?
(creatures growling) (suspenseful music)
(thunder cracks) (Thor whooshing)
(thunder cracks) (suspenseful music)
(man groans)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music)
- Come here. I don't recognise you.
Let's see who you are under there.
I take off your disguise.
(thunder cracks)
- You flicked too you hard!
- Thor Odinson, the god of thunder.
What an honour to finally meet you.
- Zeus, you must listen to me.
Someone is trying to kill all the gods.
I need your help.
- That's a very funny joke, Thor,
but since you saved the universe from Thanos,
I'll humour you. - Thank you.
- If you are able to beat my best guard in a fight,
one on one, with no weapons,
I'll give you whatever you need.
- Send them in.
(magic power crackling)
Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
(upbeat music)
(guard screaming)
- Oh!
- Stop doing that!
(upbeat music continues)
(thunder cracks) (guard screams)
Now will you help me?
(creature growling) (suspenseful music)
Hey, Zeus, help, now!
(thunder cracks)
(explosion booms)
(hammer clangs)
- Thor, you need to get out of here.
You need to finish this.
- Finish this? I don't even know what this is.
- Years ago, the gods were attacked
by these zombie-like creatures.
They were sent by a man called Gore, the god butcher.
And where do I find this god butcher?
(dramatic music)
(suspenseful music)
Gore!
Where are you?
I won't let you kill the gods.
- You will not be able to stop me, Thor. (growls)
- Watch this.
(hammer clangs)
(thunder cracks)
(hammer clangs)
(Gore growls)
(weapons clanging)
(suspenseful music continues)
(Gore growls)
(thunder cracks)
Looks like we're all caught up now.
(suspenseful music)
- Well, that wasn't very clever, was it?
(sword clanging)
(Thor groaning)
(hammer whirring)
(weapons clang)
(suspenseful music)
- I told you I'll be able to stop you, Gore.
- I wouldn't be so sure about that.
(sword whooshes)
(suspenseful music continues)
(weapons clang)
(sword clangs) (Thor screams)
(Gore growls)
♪ Ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga, ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga, ooga-chaka ♪
- Hey, Thor, did you miss us?
♪ I can't stop this feeling ♪
(weapons clang) (upbeat music)
- Thor, there's a present for you on the ship.
(hammer whooshes)
(electricity arcs)
(weapons clang)
(thunder cracks)
(ominous music) (creatures growling)
(Starlord yells)
(hammer clangs)
(suspenseful music)
(blasters zapping) (thunder cracking)
(hammer clangs)
(hammer clangs) (thunder cracks)
(calm, brooding music)
- Thor.
Please help me.
- I thought you could heal?
- Not without the necrosword.
It's the source of
my power.
- If I give you back the sword, you'll use it to kill me.
- Maybe, but you're a superhero.
Your meant to save me.
- [Starlord] What did you say to the hammer?
- I told it to look after Gore.
If he tries to kill any more gods,
it'll deactivate and it will start killing him.
- So where are you gonna go now?
I hate it when he does that.