[laughing]
[screaming]
[farting]
[screaming]
[grunting]
[groaning]
Hmm.
Ah!
Oh.
[mumbling]
The horror.
I'm ready!
[screaming]
What's all this yelling?!
[screaming]
Ouch.
Oh.
Um, let's do the corners first.
Oh, this piece, then that piece.
[grunting]
What in the name of Neptune are you two doing?!
I'll hold it out for you while you catch it.
[shrieking]
[grunting]
[groaning]
You're over thinking it.
Try standing closer.
Closer. [grunting]
[groaning]
Bend your knees. Deep breath.
Blow your nose.
Twitch your eyes.
Now, make your jelly face. Let's see your jelly face.
My jelly face!
[roaring]
[grunting, groaning]
Okay, listen, being a single father of a giant baby,
it just doesn't leave much time for exercise or...
or eating well or... oh, never mind!
Just get back to camp immediately!
And if anyone asks, this never happened!
Man, how embarrassing for him.
Patrick! Where are your pants?!
I don't want 'em anymore! I'm free!
No! Patrick, come back! Hey, at least put on shoes!
[Patrick] Dinner!
Let's see what's percolating on The Patrick Show.
The sea bunny runs around the coral...
Oh, yay.
...away from the barracuda, and hops back in his hole.
On today's show, we're getting jobs.
And to get a job, you have to know how to tie
one of these doohickeys.
Oh.
[grunting]
Then the bunny and the barracuda go out for coffee
and their boat gets a flat.
[groaning]
[gasping]
Um.
Hi, SpongeBob. Fancy meeting you here.
[laughing]
Hi, Patrick. Trying out a new look?
[gasping]
Yeah. I'm looking for a job.
Oh, what a coincidence, I could use a job.
Ah, 'cause I'm a little low on lettuce
and I need some scratchless spatulas. See?
Not a coincidence, SpongeBob.
It's just two similar things happening at the same time.
I guess The Patrick Show is going mobile today.
I still have a baby tooth?
Yes, and the pain is coming from your adult tooth
trying to push your baby tooth out of the way.
[grunting]
[gasping] That's not right!
It's the natural way of things.
If you want the pain to go away,
then I need to extract the tooth.
You leave my baby tooth alone, you monster!
Patrick, come back!
[buzzing]
♪ La la la la la la la La la la la la la la ♪
[SpongeBob] I think I got it!
[SpongeBob] Uh, wait a minute.
[Patrick] Ow!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
[buzzing]
- Good morning. - You're not the judge of me!
Actually, I am. Let the testing begin!
I shouldn't have let him do it.
What kind of friend, am I?
SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
I'm here for you, buddy.
I passed my test!
You got a perfect score?
Yeah. I thought you said it was hard.
Perfect score.
Come on! I gotta get my picture taken for my new license.
Just one more minute, I gotta--
Don't "one more minute" me, Mr. Man.
Hey, I'm missing The Coconut.
You haven't been helping at all with Junior!
We made a commitment and you're not doing your share.
You never do anything.
I've changed his diaper.
Yeah, once.
He's only this big.
How many diapers can he possibly use?
Hmm?
Oh, that's not so much.
Hmm?
So.
Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?!
I had no idea.
What kind of father am I?!
You sure look grown up with that new beard.
Wow. You really think so?
And everybody knows
that grown ups never play with kids.
And on that note,
I would like to personally commend
the sea star for taking his first baby steps
into the adult world.
Facial hair is a good start, I suppose.
I am curious to know what mature people,
like Squidward, do.
- Would you show me? - Show you?
Show me! Show me!
Oh, please, please. Pretty, please. Pretty please.
[sighing] I know I'm going to regret this.
This is called dondering.
[groaning]
Ooh, hey, here's another thing I do now.
It's called I'm coming.
Ma'am. Ma'am.
[mumbling]
Neat, huh? [chuckles]
Now, uh, this part's really fun.
It- It's called complaining.
These kids today, they don't know diddly squat.
[belching]
[ringing]
Yeah, who is it?
PaTron, it's Captain Doug Quasar.
I'm locked out.
I need you to open the ship's door.
I'm sorry, Doug. I'm afraid I can't do that.
What?! Of course you can! It's an order! I'm the captain!
I don't think so. The captain always has his keys with him.
And his keys are right here. Okay, gotta go.
Huh. Maybe the real captain's lost.
I better go find him.
Open up, you junky old star toaster!
[screaming]