• From teachers who lie about farting, to condescending substitute teachers, the Planet
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teachers ever– I’m {} and today I’ll be your narrator
10 – Ghostaey Tolop The worst teacher Tolop ever had was in Year
7.
She would find the smallest excuse, from dropping paper on the floor, to sneezing, just to tell
students off.
One lesson while he was doing silent reading he was sent to the front desk, because he
was whispering to his friend about the diagram of a penis in a book.
About 2 minutes passed and the class was completely quiet, his teacher then let out the loudest
fart he had ever heard and the whole class went into hysterics.
His friend then says 'Ugh, that stinks' and the teacher gave him the death stare, only
to reply 'Well maybe you should have gone to the toilet before farting' essentially
blaming it on him.
He then got mad at the teacher for embarrassing him and he was given a 2-day detention at
lunch for 'Talking back to an adult'.
9 - King_Veteran Pringle The worst teacher Pringle had was incredibly
mean and always screamed when they did the smallest things.
She made Pringle and his classmates do really hard projects, like making them memorize a
3-page script in 1 week and then recite the script in front of the class.
If they failed, the teacher would hit them on the head or in the stomach with her giant
wooden ruler.
If she didn't have her ruler, she would twist their ears until they turned red.
She ended up getting fired because she twisted the ear of one of his classmates so hard that
she ripped a little bit of skin under the ear until it bled, all this because he forgot
his notebook...
His notebook.
8 – Shadowthebro Doopie In third grade Doopie had a teacher who hated
her job and took her anger out on the class, and usually aimed her rage at the students.
One day she told them to read a book and write a two-page report on it.
The whole class all worked hard on that assignment.
When Doopie got her grade back the teacher had given her 0% and said she never turned
it in, even though she definitely did.
The teacher then called in Doopie's parents for a meeting and told them that all she did
in class was fool around and talk to other students.
As she went to get a binder out of her desk a small folder dropped out and when her parents
looked at it they realized that it was Doopie's folder, the same one that she had used to
turn in her assignment.
Her parents told the principal, the teacher got fired and her grade was fixed.
7 – CyberusFang Emojie and Pandora Emojie went to a Catholic school and in first
grade she had a teacher who she suspected might actually be a witch.
She had brought a new pencil box filled with everything she needed for the year and on
the second day the teacher took it and threw it out because she was using a coloured pencil
on an assignment.
A few days later she made Emojie stand in the trash when she asked for a pencil from
her friend Pandora.
And get this, every year she actually dressed like a witch for Halloween.
Coincidence?
6 – grumpycat625 GhostToast The worst teacher GhostToast ever had would
be his reading teacher in 3rd grade.
She wouldn't let him get up to go to the bathroom or even sharpen his pencil.
She was a fast talker and sometimes he couldn't understand her.
So one day he dared to ask her to repeat a question and she yelled "I ALREADY TOLD YOU
WHAT TO DO SO DO IT.
I DON'T NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF SO GET TO WORK AND STAY QUIET".
So he said "But I need..."
She cut him off by saying, "GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE."
Later that day when it was time to go home he accidentally left his book in the classroom.
He went back to get it and when he walked in she yelled "GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THIS ROOM!”
GhostToast grabbed his book and ran all the way home.
5 – bunniesanddeath Sweet Commando SweetCommando was a military kid, so he was
constantly moving schools.
When he was around five or six years old, he went to a brand new school.
One day, his head started itching.
He scratched it, but the teacher saw him and forced him to stand in front of the entire
class while she looked for lice.
The other students called him 'Bug-Bite' for three months, until he eventually moved to
a new place.
4 – gamelinkreviews Melissa Melissa was a really good student but she
had a substitute teacher who was super rude to even the kindest and hard working students.
One day she suspected Melissa was chewing gum, but clearly she wasn't.
This teacher didn't care, she walked right over to her, leaned in close, and screamed
"ARE YOU CHEWING GUM IN MY CLASSROOM?!"
Melissa of course tried to deny the false accusation, but the teacher would not listen.
Usually in this situation, ordinary teachers would give that student a detention, but this
woman was not an ordinary teacher.
No, she felt it was necessary to stick her finger inside Melissa's mouth, and dig around
for a full 30 seconds, trying to find gum that wasn't even there!
Melissa's parents called the school to complain, but the principal simply shrugged it off and
said "She had a right to search her, if she suspected that the student had gum."
3 – Fijalini786 Gooby Gooby also had a terrible substitute teacher.
They were learning about tongue twisters and because Gooby doesn't speak, she couldn't
say 'seven silly sausages'.
She started to shout at her saying she was just trying to annoy her and trying to be
a rebel.
The entire class was shouting at the teacher saying Gooby doesn't talk.
One month later the teacher came back and got angry, calling one kid a 'manipulative
little freak that fakes having diabetes so he can have fizzy drinks and other sweets
in school'.
Surprisingly, she wasn't fired.
2 – FlowerMist7432 Slapped Ham One time Slapped Ham and his brother were
in the same class together, and not only are they brothers but they have the same birthmark
and can talk German.
One day they had a substitute teacher and when he saw them he immediately called them
"Dipshit one and Dipshit 2".
They were only in the 5th grade at the time.
The teacher eventually got fired and was not allowed to step foot on the property.
One year later, Slapped Ham found him working at a Fry's store at the counter.
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