It's here it's finally here!
Here we go!
Oh there you are!
*sigh*
Clean this shit up!
No no no! No please don't!
Hey, are you ok?
I'm such a LOSER!
AAAARRRRGH!
*sinister laughter*
I'm sooooooo thirsty!
Where is that freaky lil' dweeb?
Now now, Daisy!
I'm sure he has a perfectly reasonable excuse
BECAUSE IF HE DOESN'T, I'M GOING TO HAVE HIM FRIED UP WITH GARLIC BUTTER AND-
Mmm mmm mmm!
Look at the two of you!
Fine as blossoms a bloomin' in the sun!
*giggling*
Who...
Who are you?
Toad- 's uhh, cousin.
That's right his cousin from down south.
The name's Guy.
Fun Guy to my friends.
And trust me;
This guy is real friendly.
Ohhhhh myyyyyy!
Well what have we here?
Flowers for my flowers?
They look like...
ICE FLOWERS AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Well you two just chill now
and I'll go get you some drink for all that ice.
*laughs*
Oh here we go!
I don't think he's coming back...
*singing* I'm Mario, and I'm so great, I do big jumps and my moustache's so cool-
Who's there?
Bowser if it's you I swear to god-
*laughs*
What the fuuu-
Here we go...
*Mario whimpers*
That was the best day of my life!
Oh the looks on their faces!
Okay...
Maaaybe I went a little extreme with Mario...
Ah!
But that big bully deserved it!
BUUUUUUUT PLUUUUUUUUUG!
Where is he?
Get-a your ass out here!
Time to DIE!
My my...
So many folks eager to see the Fun Guy.
Must be my lucky day...
Guy... stay back!
I command you!
Command me?!
I was about to sit back and watch my favourite movie
But now you're here...
I'm thinking we should try a little role play instead...
R-r-r-r-role play?
Don't mind if I do!
Toad!
Toad old buddy!
I just came to see if you got-a my vacuu- *gasp*
Toad?!
My god, what are you doing?!
Toad's not here little green man!
You better skidaddle if you don't want to join in the fun.
Toad, I know it's-a you!
You're still wearing the little waistcoat I got you for your birthday!
*growl*
Please Toad!
You are... kind!
You are... good!
You are... my friend!
Huh?
Friend?
Huh?
*sobs*
I only wanted them to treat me as an equal for one day!
But they couldn't let me have that!
*sobs*
Oh, here we go!
*Toad sobs* Luigi: You see what you did?
You treat everyone like-a they beneath you
and you make-a the monster!
Loogi is right!
We created this beast by being beastly ourselves!
Well.
No more!
I declare, that from this day forward...
We will all be
EQUAL!
WHAT?!
Meh, fuck it.