- 4-v-1 is very much Ned's thing.
Also Without a Recipe is, too.
Why do we keep doing stuff Ned's good at?
We should just have gay sex.
He's not good at that.
- Wait, I have a question!
Do straight people 69 like often?
- No.
- Gay people, like, we always 69.
It's like constant.
You guys don't 69 every time you have sex?
- [Keith] Sounds dope.
- No, not ever.
(Rachel laughing)
- Really? You don't 69 every time?
- While you guys talk about that, I'll do a little subtraction while we're waiting.
- Eugene, Yes.
I don't 69 every single time. - So every time a straight couple 69s,
they're like, woah, we're like going to France.
It's like novel.
- No, not that. I didn't say that.
- Oh, that's so cute!
I hope you all 69 tonight.
- Thank you so much.
- Oh, what draconian nightmare is this that I stumble upon
the company of two members of a subpar male species?
(laughing)
Did I leave the grasp of my druid husband
who only thought he could make love as a bear?
No. It was me, the beast all along who left into the arms of a female strider.
A ranger who took me into her womanly bows
and made me see the light of art and discovery.
And here I am trying to find myself.
Yes, I'm Carol.
(laughing)
- It's just a skinny unicorn.
It's a skinny legend.
Gay people?
They didn't react to my gay references.
- I got it.
You look so skinty, hunty.
- What does DSL stand for?
- Dick sucking lips.
- What?
- You knew that.
- No.
- Wait, you never knew what DSL stood for?
When someone goes, oh, she or he got the DSLs.
- The high-speed connection.
He just asked me straight out if I would fist him.
(laughs)
Like, was straight up like, I'm really into fisting.
I did not fist him.
I was a little too scared. I was, like, early twenties.
It was a lot for me.
I said, "Oh, I don't think I'm the right person to ask in this situation.
I'm not experienced enough."
- How do you know that they're better for sucking dick?
- Because there's more, like, real estate.
- They're, like, bigger?
- Yeah, cause they're bigger.
- So bigger lips are better for sucking dick?
- They're usually better for most stuff.
- So does Keith have a high speed connection?
- Keith has big ole' high speed connections.
- You know, you understand house shit.
- Oh, hell yeah. - Primer uses paint.
- Yeah.
- It's the same you're doing on your face.
(Ned gasps) It'll get the makeup to stick to my face...
...better! - Exactly.
- And it'll fill in all those nasty little gaps.
- My booty does look good in this dress. - You have the longest armpit hair.
- Thank you.
- You know, some gay guys are super into that.
Look into the camera and say "hey daddies."
(clicks tongue) Hey, daddies.
(both laughing)
- Hey, how's it going?
I'm Miles, and I'm straight.
And today I'm going to be gay-splained RuPaul.
Am I allowed to say gay-splained?
- I just figure, just like,
you know, there's a point where it just doesn't fit.
Like,
here's a large hole.
- Yeah.
- And my fist doesn't fit in this hole.
- Yeah, but it doesn't have the stretch of an anus.
- I'm just saying, how sad would it be
if you were really into fisting, but then your fist didn't fit.
- Do I got the DSL now?
(laughing)
- Definitely more than before.
- Our grandmas probably wore these thongs.
- Oh, yeah. When they were getting reamed by our grandpas.
Is that what you're saying?
(laughing)
- Ream was your choice of word, but.
- Oh, rimmed. Sorry.
(laughing)
- And so I wanted to fulfill Eugene's dream of finally being able
to rail Skimbleshanks the railway cat.
- No! - Oh my god.
- No! We can't put this on the internet!
Are you nuts?
(Eugene laughing) No! We can't even blur it.
(laughing)
- I didn't know if this was okay to even show you as a friend.
(laughing) Oh my god. - [Keith] It's not!
- Oh, no. It's very funny.
What did you Google to get the base image?
- I Googled, uh, tasteful gay porns.
(all laughing)
- Just recognizing. A compliment. - I'm just saying.
- Has anyone ever told you that you have very piercing eyes?
- Do I?
- [Keith] I was just thinking that.
- Like as blue as the ocean from which the fish has sprung.
- Thank you. Thank you very much.
- I have to keep a tally of who in the Try Guys tries to hit on
the expert in every video.
I think it's between...you two are neck and neck.
- I don't know!
- You're married, so you hold off a bit. - I'm not hitting on...
- I'm married! - Clearly hitting on our chef.
- Just recognizing. A compliment. - I'm just saying.
(elevator music)
- Has anybody in this video talked about how handsome you are yet?
- No.
- Well, I don't know how we got this far.
I thought, "that's the elephant in the room" the whole interview.
(laughing) Wow. Hilarious!
Wow, he's gorgeous!
(giggling) God.
- Yeah, yup.
- Yes! Wow.
Wow.
Your chest hair is also, like, perfect.
- Keeps me warm in winter.
- But it's not even thick. It's like beautiful.
(laughing)
- What is this video about, Keith?
- I don't know anymore!
(laughing) I'm just saying what I'm feeling.
You're really hot.
- No more kissing. Don't make them kiss.
- Why would you?
- 2022 has been the year of Keith and Ned kissing.
There's been a lot of content on the channel right now
of me and Ned kissing.
And I know that you guys want it, but you know what?
You're going to have to start paying more.
You gotta join the Patreon. - No, don't!
Okay.
- That's one of the first times Ned's kissed me, to be fair.
- No one wants to see the kissing. - We get naked for free.
- You know, you just primed your cabinets, right?
- Right.
- And now you gotta paint 'em.
- Okay.
- Every time I look at this, I'm like, I think a horse is thicker.
But I guess it is a gay horse, so.
- Gay horse been working out.
- What did you say in the last video that made me...
- I think I said "skinty"?
You look so skinty, hunty.
(record scratch)
- Yeah.
- What is the proper phrase?
- I don't think there's a proper phrase for you, Ned.
(laughing)
- What school subject is the fruitiest?
- Gay history.
- Gay math.
- History because it is full of dates.
- What's gay math?
- Sorta like...
(flamboyant voice) 5+7.
(laughing)
(laughing) Get outta here!
- Twelve.
(laughs)
(clapping)
- Gay rights.