- [Martina] It's time for,
- [Both] Food Adventure Program For Awesome People!
- [Simon] The frozen cake edition.
(upbeat adventure music)
- [Martina] By frozen cake, do you mean, ice cream cake?
As most people say?
- [Simon] No.
We actually mean something significantly more cool.
- [Martina] Oh. (sigh)
This is like one of those bad pun starts that have already gotten really--
- [Simon] Frozen!
- [Martina] No, I'm not--
- [Simon] Freezing!
- [Martina] I'm not playing this game.
- [Simon] Tundra!
- [Martina] Frosty!
- [Simon] Nitrogen!
- [Martina] Slushie!
- [Simon] Antarctic!
- [Martina] Ice cube!
- [Simon] Witch's nipples!
- [Martina] Polar Bear paw!
- [Simon] Penguin penis!
- [Martina] Penguin buttocks!
- [Simon] Penguin ear--
- [Martina] You just, they don't have ears!
Woo, Woo, Woo, Woo!!! I've won it.
- [Simon] Of course penguins have ears.
- [Martina] No they don't. They have holes inside of their head. They don't have ears.
- [Simon] Aren't those ears?
Hey, zoologists watching this video right now, all six of you.
Answer in the comments, do penguins have ears?
- [Martina] What were we talking about again?
Why are we here?
-[Simon] We are having a going away party for somebody,
and we decided to get a very special cake.
Baskin Robbins, in the U.S., offers cakes.
We checked the Baskin Robbins website,
but they're kinda, meh.
They've got nothing on Korean Baskin Robbins' Cakes!
- [Martina] And what's amazing is that we totally,
just forgot about it, because we've been here for so long,
and we're like, "Oh, let's go get a shablaming ice cream cake!",
and then we're like, "You know what?
"I'm not sure we've ever showed people these shablaming ice cream cakes before."
- [Simon] We did, very very long time ago,
in a video that probably nobody's ever seen.
- [Martina] Roll the video!
(laughs)
- [Simon] Here's our beautiful cake.
- [Martina] How cool is that?
- [Simon] And it comes with a little, handle thing right there also.
- [Martina] You can see here on the side.
- [Simon] BTW, it's still Christmas in Korea.
Even though it's almost the middle of March,
because it's always Christmas in Korea!
- [Martina] To begin with, for no extra charge,
we received candles, and plastic spoons.
- [Simon] Are you ready for this?
- [Martina] MmmHmm.
(soft piano music)
Oooh
- [Simon] I want you to see something first,
They here have,
a packet of dry ice to keep the box cold,
when you're traveling.
- [Martina] They even ask you how far you're traveling.
- [Simon] You've never a cake like this at a Baskin Robbins.
(piano music continues)
- [Martina] Ok so, while these are kinda like the really cool special edition cakes,
like they have special edition, like, Mickey Mouse cakes, and like um,
there's ah, chap talk program. You can get the head of like a giant butt.
It's complicated, just, just don't ask, OK?
It's from Kakao.
They have these really cute cakes all year round,
that have like stars, and hearts, and like,
it's really amazing.
(upbeat adventure music)
Now here's what I want to know about this,
Doesn't anyone find it disturbing
that we're about to like, murder her, like are children like,
"Yay you got me an Elsa cake. I'm gonna eat Elsa and take her powers."
- [Simon] Hey Elsa,
Sing Let it Go one more time!
One more time!
- [Martina] OK
- [Simon] Let me just stab her in the ass first--
- [Martina] No don't stab her in the ass!
The cake has got layers of flavor on the inside.
Do we just pull her out?
- [Simon] Elsa, time to di...time to...di, di--
- [Both] (yells)
Note: You are now scarred for life.
- [Martina] It's so disturbing!
I don't like this. It's not edible!
- [Simon] I had to check!
- [Martina] Oh my god. That's so disturbing, it looks like you ate,
- [Martina] Oh my God. How could anyone make this for children?
- [Simon] Cakey, cakey, cakey!
- [Martina] Oh my God...
- [Simon] Now let's eat out of Elsa's ass.
(laughs)
(sexy food porn music)
- [Martina] (sheep bleats)
- [Simon] You're weak, hurt yourself?
- [Martina] (yells), It's really frozen!
(sexy food porn music continues)
I asked if we could choose different cake flavors,
because actually Baskin Robbins has different flavors in Korea than they do back home as well.
Which is interesting, um, we could not.
It's like a pre-ordered made, so this is,
- [Simon] Almond Bon Bon.
- [Martina] Almond Bon Bon, and this is like a Cherry Jubilee flavored, and this is,
- [Both] Blue!
- [Martina] Mmm! That first bite just tastes like, really cold. I didn't taste any flavor.
Chocolate almond part's good,
- [Simon] Kay, my turn.
- [Martina] No, I'm not done. Gonna try the cherry part.
- [Simon] Let me just try it.
- [Martina] Mmm! Cherry's really good.
- [Simon] OK, my turn.
- [Martina] Let me try the icing sugar.
I love ice cream cake icing, it's so good.
- [Simon] I'm gonna give it a try now
That's a wonderful cake.
- [Martina] I think we need to talk about, the way you consume food.
Did you seriously just down that piece in two bites!?
- [Simon] This cake is not only pretty, it's also--
- [Martina] Oh You!
(herd of sheep bleating at once)
- [Simon] I almost gotcha. This is actually a great cake!
- [Martina] It's really good.
- [Simon] Sure, it's only like four slices for 27 dollars,
but it's still a pretty gorgeous cake.
So that's it for this week's Frozen Adventure Program Frozen Awesome People.
- [Martina] You know what's funny,
is that we saw Frozen like a year after it came out,
cause we were so slow on it.
And we're like, "It was alright."
Like, I wasn't like "Oh my God it's the greatest movie ever!"
I mean, Frozen was the best, I totally loved it, I sing Let it Go all the time!
- [Simon] Please forgive me, cause I'm so sorry!
- [Martina] Ooh!
Kind of edible.
- [Simon] Kinda not edible as well.
You should eat this one too.
- [Martina] No I'm good. I'm OK.
- [Simon] (sings KDrama lovesong)
- [Simon] Love is the moment!
- [Martina] I'm OK.
(upbeat adventure music)