NOW, AS YOU ALL PROBABLY KNOW, BY NOW, YOU MUST KNOW.
I'M A BIG INSTAGRAM USER.
HUGE INSTAGRAM USER.
CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT.
SO FAR, IN THE YEAR 2018, I HAVE POSTED A SUM TOTAL OF EIGHT
TIMES.
WHYS, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
BLOWING IT UP.
THAT'S THE TRUTH.
I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE A THING.
I DON'T.
THERE IS A CHANCE, DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY, I MAY PUSH DOUBLE
DIGITS BEFORE TO 19.
IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM YOU MUST.
YOU ARE MISSING OUT.
I POST, I HAVE ALL SORTS OF STUFF GOING ON THERE.
RIGHT, REG.
I GOT, I GOT LIKE PROMOTIONAL THINGS FOR OTHER TV SHOWS.
THAT I'M CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGED TO PROMOTE.
YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT.
DO YOU FOLLOW ME?
>> I'M NOT SURE.
James: DO YOU FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER?
>> WHO ARE YOU?
James: WHAT'S YOUR TWITTER NAME.
>> PE PEGASUS WARNING.
James: OF COURSE IT IS.
>> I DEFINITELY FOLLOW YOU ON TWITTER.
>> James: PEGASUS WARNING.
OKAY, BLOCK.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> James: NOW -- HERE IS THE
THING WITH INSTAGRAM.
I NOTICE WHEN YOU TAKE A PHOTO AND UP LOAD IT TO INSTAGRAM
INSTAGRAM CROPS THE PHOTO.
INSTAGRAM LOVES MY MANDATORY PROMOTIONAL POSTS SO MUCH THAT
THEY GAVE ME ACCESS TO TONS OF USERS PHOTOS BEFORE THEY
GOT CROPPED.
LIKE THIS PHOTO OF DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON.
IT'S A PHOTO OF HIM EATING HIS "CHEAT MEAL," AND I WAS LIKE
FOR A GUY HIS SIZE, THAT'S A PRETTY RESERVED CHEAT MEAL.
BUT THEN I SAW THE WHOLE THING.
SEE.
YOU LAUGH, BUT HE DIED OF -- NEARLY DIED OF
MERCURY POISONING THE NEXT DAY.
THIS IS OUR GOOD FRIEND LIAM PAYNE POSTED.
IT'S HIM DOING YOGA, LOOKING VERY PEACEFUL.
BUT THEN I SAW THE WHOLE THING.
TIME AND A PLACE, LIAM.
TIME AND A PLACE.
HERE'S AN ADORABLE PHOTO THAT MARIAH CAREY POSTED OF HER
IN THE STUDIO WITH HER DOG.
NOW, I ASSUMED SHE WAS WORKING ON HER NEW ALBUM, BUT THEN I SAW
THE WHOLE THING.
THE ALBUM WILL BE STREAMING ON SPOT-IFY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: YOU GET IT, RIGHT?
SPOT-IFY.
>> NOW I DO.
James: STEVE, YOU GET IT RIGHT?
>> YES.
>> THE DOG HAS SPOTS.
James: I SAID IT'S GOING TO BE
STREAMING ON SPOT-IFY.
ON SPOTIFY.
SPOT.
IFY.
YOU'LL GET IT EVENTUALLY.
AND HERE'S ONE JEFF GOLDBLUM POSTED.
JUST HIM LOOKING LIKE A ZEBRA.
TYPICAL GOLDBLUM.
BUT THEN I SAW THE WHOLE THING.
AS I SAID, TYPICAL GOLDBLUM.
AND HERE'S ONE ERIC TRUMP POSTED.
IT'S HIM GETTING ON A PLANE WITH HIS TEAM.
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SOME PEOPLE WERE CROPPED OUT OF IT.
THIS HAS BEEN "CELEBRITY INSTAGRAM."
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK .