Waffles with maple syrup and whipped cream on top.
Where's that son of a witch, Thor Odinson?
Is that butt-ugly popsicle stick talking to me?
-Bring it on in. -I can't believe you came!
You're my brother from another mother, man. I mean that. I mean it.
- Brothers forever. - Brothers forever!
Wait, what's that boom? Did you boom?
Hey, Whitesnake!
The name is Thor, with a "T" and an "R" and an "O" and a "H."
But not in that order.
Listen, bud, clean up this mess and leave this planet.
What? No, I like it here. Everyone likes me. We're having a great time.
Party's over, pal.
How about you just buzz off?
I wasn't asking, hotshot.
You know, there's a Midgardian word for women like you.
Party-pooper.
There. I said it.
Okay.
Now, for the rest of you...
Have at you!
Smooth move, bro. You just...
Hammerang. Get it?
Here we go. Here we go.
Look, pal, I'm gonna count to three and you're gonna put the hammer down.
Knock it off.
No! Stop.
Oh, but I just...
No! I said no!
Oh, no, your weird rocks have all fallen over.
There it is. Let's do this.
Have at you!
Hey, look, everyone! A party-pooper.
Pooper! Pooper! Pooper!
You know, I've got a crown too, and we both like fire, right?
Come on. Let's see you turn up the heat on this thing.
How low can I go?
Everyone! Watch me slide down that pointy thing.
And away!
Not cool. I actually felt that one.
Why do you insist on crushing my mellow?
Loosen up. Have fun. Smile a little.
I gave you a warning. Hell, I gave you a warning punch.
Thor, Crown Prince of Asgard, only son of Odin, what are you doing?
-Mother! -Mother?
What are you doing here?
You must be using a lot of dark magic just to check in on me.
I had a visitor. She said you were on Midgard.
Well, she is mistaken.
I'm obviously in my room, studying.
Do not tell falsehoods to your mother.
Oh, you mean Earth.
Me and my study group came down here for a cultural exchange.
I'm cutting my trip short.
You're coming here?
My sweet son, I expect to see your full syllabus when I arrive.