[Rodon] I don't like it when you laugh.
Listen, cut that out, right? Don't let him say that.
That doesn't get mentioned on camera.
-It depends on the occasion.
-You've never seen a UFO, mate.
-I actually have once. -No, you haven't.
Who's done these questions?
-Joe.
[laughter]
-Why are you so childish?
-Oh, what a question!
This is the best question there could've been.
Do you believe in aliens? Wallop!
-We've had a long discussion about this...
-We've had a long discussion.
-I'm not gonna say, like, I'm not gonna say they don't exist,
so I'll say... not to cause an argument,
I'll just say...
I'm not against it, I'm not for it.
I'm just gonna be in the middle. -I want a definitive answer from you.
Do you believe, yes or no?
-I just think...
and you just, you watch all the films, and I'm not saying they're real,
but like...
-Obviously there are a lot of conspiracy theories.
And there's footage of UFOs out there
that have been released by the US government.
-That's fake.
-No it's not. It's been released by the US government.
All I'm saying is, I'm just gonna stand in the middle,
and I'm just gonna be like, you don't know what's out there.
-There is definitely 100% aliens.
-No. -100%.
-I dunno. Right, let's move on.
-There's been video footage released.
He can't read. Do you want me to help you?
-You are going to a fancy-dress party. What is your costume?
-It depends what party. Give me the party.
-Halloween.
-Do you go to a party with people you know or people you don't know?
-What are you on about? You're going to a fancy-dress party.
-Yeah, but whose party?
-I don't know. -It depends on the occasion.
-Ask the question.
I'd do Alan from 'The Hangover'
-It's a great costume.
-This is a good one.
-No.
-What are you always asked in interviews?
-How have you been getting on? What's it like?
-What's it like to be Joe Rodon?
-What's it like sharing a day with Gareth Bale?
-What is it like?
-Stressful.
[laughter]
Which superhero do you wish actually existed?
-Batman!
-All right. Next question.
[laughter]
-I know.
-Why do you keep doing that?
-What is your guilty pleasure?
What do you feel, like, a bit guilty about?
For example, like, veeting your legs.
-I don't do that.
-Oh, sorry. Laser hair removal.
-I don't do that either. What are you saying for?
-Why are they so smooth, then?
-Listen, cut that out, right? Don't let him say that. Cut that out.
That doesn't get mentioned on camera.
-Cool story.
-Next question. I'm not speaking to you.
-Why am I getting the tricky questions and you getting the simple ones?
-Who, okay, who drives the UFOs?
-Huh?
-I know some of UFOs are probably secret government things.
-You've never seen a UFO, mate.
-I actually have once. -No, you haven't.
-I actually have. -Yeah, let's move on.
-No. Yes or no?
-This is, this is, I think this is...
-The question. -The lottery, yeah.
-Oh, love it. Go on, then.
-What is the best advice you could give to a young footballer?
Oh, take it away.
-I probably would have prepared myself more for what was to come in football,
In terms of, I guess, the pressures, and like,
the hype that comes with it all.
Always keep your feet on the ground, no matter how well or bad you're doing,
but always give your all, because if you've given your all,
you can never, ever be upset with yourself.
-Wow. Short and sharp, mate. That's a great answer.
And I get to spend every day with him, do you know what I mean? So...
only a good influence. Well, sometimes, anyway.
-Tell us about the scariest dream you've ever had.
-Come on.
The scariest has got to be, like, falling from the sky, or something.
-Give us, like, the actual dream, not just saying it.
-Maybe, oh, you're probably gonna laugh.
I was on this big trampoline before,
and it was raining and it was just cloudy...
-Where?
-I don't know, just in a field, like. -Yeah, but where was the field?
-I don't know. Just somewhere random.
And I was bouncing on it, but, you know, the bounces,
I was going up into the sky.
And then when I just come back down,
I just, like, just woke up, and I just wanted to cry, and that.
-That's not that scary.
-Well, no, it is, isn't it?
Because you're, like, falling to your death, isn't it?
Do you know what I mean?
-You're just jumping on a trampoline, you said.
-Yeah, I know. But I'm falling off with the bounce.
The bounce is just like, I've had a lot of scary dreams,
like, about tsunamis, everything.
-What? And you went to trampoline jumping as the scariest.
-Yeah, I know, but, like, the bounces were taking me up in the sky.
It was horrible.
-Yeah, but you kept coming back down, so you must have been all right.
-No, no, no, because when I bounced off I came back down.
And then just in the end, when I was coming down I just woke up and just...
-That really didn't see that scary.
-Well, it is though, isn't it?
Did you ever appear in a school play? If so, which character did you play?
-I think primary school.
I was a tree.
So, just probably did this.
Waving around. -We've all been there.
-That was my ability.
-Were you tall in primary school?
-No, I was very short.
-And they put you as a tree?
-Yeah. -Really?
-Yeah, just a big tree.
What was your initiation song at Spurs?
-Marvin Gaye - Ain't No Mountain High Enough.
It was good. It was good.
-It was a good effort, but you were a terrible singer.
-I disagree what that. You know, everyone's got their opinions.
-But there are aliens. -This looks like a big one.
Listen, I'm not saying there aren't aliens,
I'm not saying there are aliens, but...
-There are aliens. -We just don't know.
-Yeah you do. They're hiding it.
-Would you rather be able to go back into the past or see into the future?
-I would go back to when the Earth started.
Then I'd know the truth.
-Next question.
-Oh, this is a good one.
-Oh no. I don't like when you laugh.
-What is the biggest misconception of you?
-I guess people assume...
-I think everybody would assume stuff from your tattoos.
-You're arrogant, yeah, and I'm arrogant and stuff, no?
-And you think you're a hard man with your tattoos?
-Yeah. That would be the main thing.
What did you think of me when you first met me?
It wasn't love at first sight, was it? We had to grow.
-I thought you were very, kind of, tough on me,
but yeah, we'll leave that in the past.
-I had to be to make you who you are now.
-Yeah, of course.
-You're a down-to-earth, nice guy.
-Thank you. Means a lot coming from you, as well especially.
-But do you believe in aliens?
-Listen, I told you I'm in the middle of it.
-You can't sit on the fence. -I'm not against it, I'm not for it.
-I don't know what's out there.
-There is the question. Answer it. You can't sit on the fence.
I want an answer.
-I'm just gonna say yes to get you off my back.
-Yes. There are aliens.