- "B", "B."
Wait, "C", I meant "C."
- Final answer.
- "C."
- "A."
(laughing)
- I'm here with the fabulous Pamela Rae Schuller.
- I'm back.
- She actually just started a YouTube channel
for those of you who don't know.
What's its name?
- Pamela Comedy.
- Because she's funny.
- Sometimes.
- Look it.
We're gonna play a game today.
A bunch of games, actually.
- Yeah.
- And we're doing it for charity.
What charity have you picked today?
- I picked Animal Haven because they're based
out of New York and they do great work for cats and dogs.
- Bear, they find homes for dogs like you.
- You wanna come live with me?
Oh, God, there's so much drool but it's so cute.
- I love you Bear, I love you.
Okay, this is gonna be a fun game.
- Don't, don't do that face.
So creepy.
- Get it right, 100 bucks for--
I'll stop doing this.
Animal Haven gets a 100 bucks.
Which of the following is the actual name
of a disease that causes patients to grow thick hair
everywhere on their body?
- I feel like I just watched a YouTube video about this.
- Except for the bottoms of their feet and hands.
- Okay.
- A, Hypertrichosis.
- Okay.
Hyper means lots of, big time, so that's in the running.
(laughing)
Is that not what it means?
- B, is Ambras Syndrome.
- No.
- C, Werewolf Syndrome.
- I think it's "A."
- Can you give it a second?
- Sorry.
I think it's "A."
- Okay, I'm gonna add another choice, "D", all of the above.
- Oh, I think it's "A."
- Okay, you're wrong.
It's all of the above.
I even tried to give you the answer, 'cause I love dogs too.
Prosopagnosia is a condition where patients,
A, can't recognize faces.
B, cannot catalyze feces.
Or C, cannot analyze fences.
- It's gotta be "A", because if there's something that--
- Or D, all of the above.
- I think it's "A" because I know
that there's a specific disease
where you can't recognize faces.
- Correct!
- Yay!
- $100.
- Sorry, Bear.
- "Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy" is the technical term
for which of the following?
A, Mad Cow Disease.
B, Bull impotence.
C, Calf incontinence.
- "A."
It's the only one that I was like, I heard of that.
- That's how you're gonna answer these questions?
- Yeah, I have no other--
- There are dogs who are hungry--
- Oh my God.
"B", "B."
Wait, "C." I meant "C."
- Final answer?
- "C."
- "A."
(laughing)
- That was so mean.
That was so mean!
- Is Alien Hand Syndrome the name of--
- Wait, say that again, Alien Hanson,
like the band?
(groaning)
- Is Alien Hand Syndrome the name of,
A, the term for when the human body
rejects a reattached limb.
B, a disease where the hand makes involuntary moves
that appear deliberate.
- That's Tourette's.
- C, the name of a Detroit-based Ska Band.
- "B" is absolutely Tourette's Syndrome.
"A", final answer.
- "B."
- Okay, well--
- The thing is they appear deliberate.
That's the difference between--
- When I wink to you--
Ask the men I wink at and they would say
that appeared deliberate.
- Stone Man's Disease, otherwise known as Fibrodysplasia,
causes connective tissue to become rigid
and turn into a hard, bone-like--
- This was on Grey's Anatomy.
I feel confident about this.
- This condition usually first presents itself with,
A, an enlarged big toe.
B, an inability to crack fingers and other joints.
C, an irreversible erection.
- The cracking of the knuckles make sense.
I think it's probably like your joints and stuff
that are first affected, so "B" final answer.
- Wrong, "A" final answer, enlarged big toe.
Pam, I gotta say you're really good at this.
(laughing)
If it enters the body,
the compound of dihydrogen monoxide will,
A, stave off kidney stones.
B, assist in alleviating constipation.
C, improve skin quality.
D, all of the above.
- Oh, oh.
"D", I don't remember the other options.
- Do you wanna know what the compound is called?
- Yeah.
- Do you know what it is?
- No.
- It's dihydrogen monoxide.
- Dihydrogen--
- And you think it does all that good stuff for you?
Stave off kidney stones, assist in alleviating constipation,
improves skin quality, and you went with "D",
all of the above.
- Yeah, and I'm gonna stick with it.
- Did you take a chemistry class, ever?
- No way.
- Never?
- In high school.
- Yeah.
What's your final answer?
- All of the above.
- That's the correct answer.
- You're evil.
- Do you know what dihydrogen monoxide is?
- No.
- Water.
- H2, dihydrogen--
- Oh, H2 monoxide.
- Monoxide.
- Did you see that, doctor right here.
- An allergy to water or dihydrogen monoxide
is called, Aquaphor, Aquagenic Urticaria,
or Awkwafina.
- Aqua-- (mumbling)
"B" is my final answer.
- That is the correct answer.
- Oh, thank God!
- Have you ever had that?
You get hypes going into water.
- I have not got hypes from going into water.
I've got hypes from eating shrimp.
- You have an allergy to that?
- We believe I do.
But how funny that a four foot six,
the only thing that we know can take me down is shrimp.
- Laughing Death is,
A, a deadly epidemic that struck the native tribes
of New Guinea where sudden brain deterioration
caused victims to burst
into laughter uncontrollably before death.
- Oh.
Bit of comic, that would be the best show they ever had.
- B, the term used for an overdose of Nitrous Oxide,
AKA laughing gas.
C, what happens when you watch my TikTok.
D, all of the above.
- So what's the name of it again?
Sorry, can you do the whole thing over again?
- Laughing Death.
- How hard was it to remember that?
- "B."
- Wrong.
- It's "A?"
- Yes.
I am a D.O.,
which stands for,
A, Doctor of Osteopathic Medicine.
B, Doctor of Orthopedic Manipulation.
C, Doctor of Outpatient Medicine.
- "A", final answer.
- Why did you know that?
- Because my cousin just became a D.O.
Love you!
- Do be on "surgical rotation" means,
A, being a resident spending time learning about surgery.
B, to be a surgeon who rotates hospitals
to work with a wider variety of patients.
C, to, like a car's tires, have your limbs rotated
to prevent wear and tear.
- "A" final answer.
- You don't think it's about rotating your limbs
to prevent wear and tear--
- I do that.
I just do that.
I rotate my limbs.
- Yeah, you got that right.
And now we're gonna play the highlight of the evening.
Real Doctor or Fake Doctor.
Are you ready to play?
- I was born ready.
- I wish I had fancy lights like a studio.
Put your head down.
- Sorry, do it again.
- Number one--
- So she's definitely wearing scrubs.
But her makeup is done well.
She's wearing the exact same scrubs as you.
Her makeup is done well.
- No, she's not.
- Fake doctor.
- Nope, real doctor
and one of the most popular doctors on social media.
- Oh, is she the OBGYN?
- Yes.
- No!
- Mama Doctor Jones, Pam does not know who you are.
- I did, I did!
That white coat feels really extra fitted
and I don't think I've ever seen a doctor
with that fitted of a white coat.
So I'm gonna say fake.
- This is @footdocdana.
You thought why--
Because her fitted lab coat?
- Yeah, I've never seen a fitted lab coat.
- Can I tell you something that's a little bit of a secret?
- Yeah.
- This guy Sam, that works for my channel,
he has a crush on her.
@footdocdana, hit me up if you'd like a fellow
named Sam in your life.
Little Sam...
Goes a long way.
I know it's difficult for you to make this decision
at this moment, 'cause you don't know what Sam looks like
and I'm not trying to set you up on a blind date.
So here is Sam's head on Pam's body.
- This girl looks like she's from Grey's Anatomy.
So my bet is fake doctor.
No, it literally says "Grey's."
"Grey", fake doctor.
Fake doctor.
- God, you got it.
- Fake doctor, he is on another show
with the angry British man.
This is confusing because she's on camera.
So I'm like, mm, should I think maybe she's fake
because she's on camera?
But she looks so determined to solve
whatever's wrong with me,
that I'm gonna say real doctor, final answer.
- Real doctor, dermatologist.
(laughing)
- He's a real doctor but he's also an actor.
- Real doctor or fake doctor?
You have to vote.
- He's a real doctor--
- If you get this--
Pam.
- He's a real doctor because I've seen an interview
where he left doctoring to be an actor.
- So he's a real doctor right now?
- Well, now he's an actor but he was a real doctor.
- Real doctor or fake doctor?
- Oh my God!
- Pam.
- I think real doctor.
- Okay.
- I'm gonna need you to prescribe me something
for the level of anxiety I'm experiencing.
Oh, fake doctor, final answer.
- Why?
- I think he's on Chicago Med.
Based on his Chicago Medical Center scrubs.
- How do we not blur this.
- I've never even seen that show.
- Real doctor or fake doctor?
- I can't see her face.
- Her face is right there.
- But I can't really see it, it's a weird angle.
- Zoom in with your face.
- This feels like an ad.
- For what, what product?
- For scrubs.
No, I think real doctor.
- Real doctor.
She was on the thumbnail of one of my last videos.
- So I'm correct, real doctor?
- Yeah, in training.
- Bear, I'm getting all your friends so much money.
I think that's Sanjay Gupta.
- What?
- Is it not?
Oh no, am I wrong?
I see him on the news.
Isn't this the guy I've seen--
Real doctor.
- Yeah.
- No?
- Correct.
This is Sanjay Gupta, he's CNN's health expert.
(laughing)
- Oh, a 100% fake doctor.
I wanna say, not Scrubs, that's the funny one.
But the one with the old guy, the cute guy.
So that show and fake doctor.
- What show?
I'll give you a $100 to the Animal Haven foundation.
- Oh my God.
George Clooney's on the show.
- He is.
- And it's--
Oh God, not Scrubs.
Why can't I think of anything but Scrubs.
- It has a really unique name
that is not a department in the hospital.
If you were to get sick
and you needed to go to the hospital--
- Oh, ER!
ER!
$100.
- Pam, you made 1300 dollars for Animal Haven.
We're rounding that up to an even 2000.
We're helping out some pups, right Bear?
- Bear, did you hear that?
- Bear, should they watch our other videos,
'cause you're so famous?
Tell 'em, Pam.
Tell 'em to watch Bear's video right here.
- Watch Bear's video right here.
- And to do what?
- Watch another video right here.
- No.
- Oh, I thought there were two videos.
- No, just say that.
- And stay happy and healthy and nuggety.
- Bye.
See you on the next one.
- I love you, Bear.
(light upbeat music)