(pop music)
(knocking)
- Yo!
- If you're going downtown, can I get a ride?
- Yeah, for sure!
- [College Student] Cool, thank you.
- For sure.
Sorry about my car, I guess I don't
realize how gross it gets when it's just me.
- No problem, I mean you're super saving
me from having to take the bus, I appreciate it.
- You don't have to be so nice, it's really gross in here.
- Hey, don't worry, it's a great car.
( car engine faltering)
- It actually barely works.
Sorry, I have to run the heat really
quick to even get it to start.
- Sure, no problem.
Oh, gosh.
(giggling)
- Also, the seat warmers are permanently stuck on.
- Okay, not a problem.
Oh, probably didn't need that.
Do you have a dog or something?
- No.
- Okay.
Did you go to the beach recently?
- Oh, yeah, that was, like, like nine months ago.
- Let me just turn the radio on.
- [Allie] No, don't!
It broke like eight months ago!
I've been meaning to get it fixed!
- What?
- Sorry, I don't even use that,
I just put my phone in a cup.
- What?
- Just as good.
- Yeah.
Can I grab a sip of this?
- What?
No, no no!
Sorry, that's my ash tray.
- Uh-huh, yeah.
- No, sorry, sorry, foot.
Sorry, that was my ash tray, too.
- That's fucking crazy.
- I ash up there, too.
- Oh, my God.
- This entire car is my ash tray.
- It's fine, thank you for the ride.
What is this?
- Fuck, my dabs melted in the sun.
- Your what?
- That's like $800 worth of dabs.
Do you do dabs?
- No, I'm fine.
- You gotta try a dab rig, come on!
- Oh, my God!
(screaming)
- Oh, shit!
- Ow, oh, my God!
Stop!
- Use the sand, use the sand, use the sand!
- No, no.
- Meredith, no!
(screaming)
- Oh, my God!
How do you live this way?
- How do I live like this?
I'll clean my car this weekend.
Shut the fuck up, Meredith.
- Hey, what's up, it's Allie from College Humor.
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(pop music)
I made that.
This is what I like.