- (React) Today, we've brought in some of our biggest Marvel fans
to attempt to finish these Marvel lines.
- Oh! - Oh, okay.
- I can do this all day.
- Oh [censored], finish the line? - Yibambe!
- Yiba-oh! Wakanda Forever!
- Wakanda Forever! (Jair laughs)
- I feel like I'm gonna embarrass myself right now.
They're like are you really a fan?
(buzzer rings) - Not gonna do well.
(Daniel laughs)
- (Tony) I'm just not the hero type, clearly.
With this laundry list of character defects...
- (laughs) This isn't fair! You can't start with this!
- Hit it, hit it.
- (React) No, no, it hasn't... - Hit it, come on!
We both know what this is! - (Tony) Truth is...
- (React) Get your hand close, Jair.
- I feel like he's already got it. (laughs)
(buzzer rings) - I am Iron Man.
(bell rings)
(buzzer rings) - I...
- I'm Iron Man. (bell rings)
- I am Iron Man. (bell rings)
(both laugh) Play it, play it!
- (Tony) I am Iron Man.
(Jair yells) - I am Iron Man!
Ah!
- He was a beautiful cast. - He was a beautiful man.
- I love it,
like the ego on this dude was just ridiculous.
- (Shuri) Strike it again in the same spot.
- Oh. - Oh, I know what this is.
- Oh.
- (T'Challa) You are recording?
- [Censored].
- (Shuri) For research purposes.
(Shuri laughs)
(buzzer rings)
- Is it something like that's going on YouTube?
(buzzer) Or something?
- That better not go on the internet!
(buzzer)
- Delete that footage! - Oh, there.
(bell rings) - Big fan, big fan right here.
(laughs) - Damn it.
- I better not see that on the internet.
(buzzer)
- (React) It's three words.
(buzzer rings) - Don't post that.
(buzzer)
(buzzer rings) - Delete that footage.
(bell rings) - (React) Yes!
(Steve yells) (Jair laughs)
(Shuri laughs) - (T'Challa) Delete that footage!
- I was so close.
- You were, yeah, yeah.
- Damn. - Ugh, RIP, love him.
- I'll never forgive myself.
- Footage! - Footage, Jesus.
Yeah.
- We don't have like this very good vocabulary like he does.
We talk like more simple, so we're like uh, delete that [censored].
- (Tony) Did you hear what I said?
- (Drax) I stopped listening after you said we need a plan.
- (Tony) Okay, Mr. Clean is on his own page.
- (Peter) See, not winging it isn't really what they do.
- (Peter) Uh, what exactly is it that they do?
(buzzer rings)
- We get [censored] done. (buzzer)
- Oh. (buzzer rings)
- We kick ass. (buzzer)
(buzzer rings) - We kick names and take ass.
(bell rings) - Ah, ugh!
(buzzer rings) - We protect the galaxy?
(buzzer)
- Damn! (laughs)
- Kick names and take ass. - Kick names, take ass!
(bell rings)
You didn't press the button? - Oh!
(both laugh)
- We kick names and take ass!
(bell rings)
- (React) Wow, that took forever.
- (Mantis) Kick names, take ass.
- (Drax) Yeah, that's right.
- (Vision) I've always been alone, so...
- Oh God, this is the one, everybody loves this quote.
This is the one that everybody's getting tattooed on themselves.
- (Vision) I've never experienced loss,
because I've never had a loved one to lose.
- Ugh, I love Wanda.
- (Vision) But what is grief...
(buzzer rings) - If not love persevering.
(bell rings) - (React) There it is!
Alright Sharon! - Yeah.
- What? (buzzer rings)
- If not love lost? (buzzer)
(buzzer rings) - If not love persevering.
(bell rings) - (React) Yep.
(buzzer rings)
- What is grief, if not love persevering?
Bam! - Oh!
- I got it tatted right here.
- (crowd) Aw!
- (Vision) If not love persevering?
- (Shang-Chi) I know this is a lot to dump on you.
- I should get this one.
- Nope, I don't got this one.
- (Katy) I'm sorry about your mom.
- God, the fights in this movie were so good.
- (Shang-Chi) I should also probably mention that...
(buzzer rings) - Ugh!
- My name is not technically Shaun.
(bell rings) That's it, that's what it was.
(buzzer rings) - My name is Shang-Chi.
(buzzer)
- Oh, oh! (buzzer rings)
My name isn't technically Shaun.
(bell rings)
(buzzer rings) - My name is not technically Shaun.
(bell rings) - (React) That is correct, yay!
- (Shang-Chi) My name's not technically Shaun.
- (Katy) What?
- What was her name? - (Katy) What is it?
- (Shang-Chi) It's Shang-Chi.
- Shang-Chi. - (React) Shang-Chi.
- That's pretty close to Shaun.
- (Peter) New school, new town.
- I've never saw any of these.
- (Peter) I mean, they have crime in Boston, right?
- Hot, hot, hotter. - Hottest.
- Hottest. (both laugh)
- (Peter) What's up?
- (MJ) I don't know, I just feel like if you don't...
If you expect disappointment.
(buzzer rings) - You'll never be disappointed.
(bell rings) - (Sharon) Oh.
- Oh wait...
(buzzer rings) - You will always fail.
(buzzer) Okay.
(buzzer rings)
- Then you can never really get disappointed.
(bell rings) (Jair gasps)
- Then you'll never get disappointed.
- No! - Yeah!
- (MJ) Then you can never really get disappointed.
- (React) Alright, fine, Julian, we'll give it to you,
since it's very close! (both laugh)
- (Yelena) Why do you always do that thing?
- (Natasha) Do what?
- (Yelena) That thing you do when you're fighting.
- She's funny.
- (Yelena) Like the...
- Mm, hot, hot. (both laugh)
- (Yelena) Thing that you do when you whip your hair.
- Oh, I just watched this again. - Oh, okay, yeah.
- (Yelena) Arm and the hair. - The pose,
where you throw your head up, with the arm and the hair.
- (Yelena) It's a fighting pose.
(buzzer rings) - You're a stupid poser.
(buzzer)
Oh, I'm so close.
(buzzer rings) - You're a total poser.
(bell rings) - (React) That's it.
(buzzer rings) - (accented) You're a total poser!
That's more Borat. (both laugh)
(accented) My Black Widow! (both laugh)
(buzzer rings) - Why do you land like this?
(buzzer)
- You're so fake. (buzzer)
- (Yelena) You're a total poser. - (Natasha) I'm not a poser.
- (React) Alright, neither of you got that one.
- Ugh!
- (React) Still with four, Steve, two...
- See, that's how I think Scarlet Witch sounds.
(accented) It was real to me. You were my mom!
- (Agatha) Here you are...
- Ah, queen.
- (Agatha) Using it to make breakfast for dinner.
- (Wanda) Let go of my children! - Oh man.
- What is this?
- WandaVision. - (Agatha) Oh yes, your children.
Vision...
- Oh see, I haven't watched the WandaVision.
- I haven't seen this one.
- (Agatha) This is chaos magic, Wanda.
- I loved WandaVision. - (Agatha) That makes you...
(buzzer rings) - A wicked witch.
(laughs) (buzzer)
- The Scarlet Witch. (bell rings)
- (React) That's right!
- (React) The. - The!
(buzzer rings) - The Scarlet Witch!
(bell rings) - Oh, the Scarlet Witch!
- Oh. (buzzer rings)
The Scarlet Witch!
(bell rings) - Oh!
- (Agatha) The Scarlet Witch.
- (Mantis) You feel love.
- (Peter) Yeah, I guess, yeah, I feel a general
unselfish love for just about everybody.
- No, romantic, sexual love.
- (Peter) No, no I don't. (Izzy laughs)
- (Mantis) For her! - (Peter) No!
That is not... (Drax laughs)
Okay.
(both laugh)
- (Drax) She just told everyone your deepest, darkest...
- I like him.
- (Peter) Dude, come on, I think you're overreacting a little bit.
- (sighs) I don't... (buzzer rings)
Do you wanna mate with her? (buzzer)
Or something like that? - (Sharon) Oh yeah.
(buzzer rings) - You wanna bang Gamora.
(buzzer)
- You got it. (buzzer rings)
- Is it ha, you must be so embarrassed?
(bell rings) There we go.
- Oh! - There it is.
(buzzer rings) - You must be so embarrassed!
- Damn it, that's the exact line!
(buzzer rings) - You must be so embarrassed!
(bell rings) - Damn it.
- (Drax) You must be so embarrassed! (laughs)
(Hulk roars)
- (Thor) Hulk, stop, you moron!
(Hulk growls) (Surtur yells)
(Hulk yells)
- (React) Keep your hands off the buzzer!
- (Thor) Hulk, stop, just for once in your life.
(buzzer rings)
- Don't smash? (laughs) (bell rings)
(buzzer rings) - Oh.
- Don't smash, no smash, don't smash.
(bell rings)
(buzzer rings) - Don't smash!
(bell rings) - (React) Yep!
- (Thor) Don't smash!
- I actually hate this movie. - (Izzy) Really?
- (React) Do you? - Yes.
I'm like one of the three... - What do you...
- I'm like one of the three people who fucking hate...
- Everyone loves Thor: Ragnarok. - Oh, I know, everyone loves it.
Absolutely loves it.
- Also, this is my favorite [censored] Marvel movie, I think.
I watch this movie. ♪ Ah ♪
- (gasps) I cannot wait for the next one.
- (Okoye) Drop your weapon.
- (W'kabi) Would you kill me, my love? - Are we not excited
for Black Panther 2? - I'm so excited.
- Did you see the trailer? Fire.
(buzzer rings) - You're God damn right I will!
(both laugh) (buzzer)
(buzzer rings) - Of course.
(buzzer) In a heartbeat.
(buzzer rings) - Without question.
(bell rings) - [Censored]!
(buzzer rings) - Without question.
(bell rings)
(buzzer rings) - Without question.
(bell rings) - Ah!
- (Okoye) Without question.
- She is such a badass. - I wouldn't fight Okoye either.
- (Christine) Could've been one hell of an incursion.
- I didn't like this film, I'm gonna be honest.
- (Stephen) I love you.
I love you in...
(buzzer rings) - In every universe.
(bell rings) Aw!
(buzzer rings) - In every universe.
(bell rings)
(buzzer rings) - I love you in every universe.
- Oh yeah, that makes sense.
- (Stephen) In every universe.
- ♪ You better say that to me ♪ ♪ At my wedding ♪
♪ You better say it to me ♪ ♪ At my wedding ♪
♪ I love you in every universe ♪ ♪ Every one, yeah ♪
- (Tony) What's this?
- (Nick) Okay, you're good, right?
- (Tony) No, I'm not good. - (Nick) You got this, right?
- (Tony) Got what, I don't even know what I'm supposed to get?
- (Nick) Natasha will remain a floater at Stark,
with her cover intact, you remember Agent Coulson, right?
- (Tony) Yeah.
- (Nick) Oh, and Tony.
- Man, I haven't seen this movie in so long.
- (Nick) Remember.
(buzzer rings) - I've got my eye on you?
(bell rings)
(buzzer rings) - Don't trust anyone?
(buzzer) - Mm.
(buzzer rings) - I've got my eye on you.
- (React) Yes! (bell rings)
(buzzer rings) - Remember, I got my eye on you.
(bell rings) Yeah!
- Ah yes, that's [censored] good. Good [censored], Izzy.
- (Nick) I got my eye on you.
- I'm honestly surprised I even got one.
- You know, I feel pretty good about my performance. (laughs)
- You did really good.
- Wakanda Forever is coming out. We need that.
That's gonna be just absolutely incredible.
- You guys gotta do this again for X-Men.
- Who's your favorite X-Man?
- My favorite X-Men is Mystique.
- I will give you five guesses,
and you will not guess my favorite X-Men.
- Magneto, Pyro, Azazel. Is he even an X-Man?
I just like him. - Azazel?
- Ew, please not Scott, disgusting, if it's Scott.
- Cyclops? No! - Just stop, no please, gross.
Alright, last one, last one, last one. Angel.
Okay, who is it?
- Nightcrawler!
- Thanks for watching this episode.
- Which lines did you finish? Let us know in the comments.
- Don't forget to subscribe.
- Bye! (Steve yells)
- (both) Bye!
- Bye guys. - Bye!
(both laugh)