- Hey, you busy?
- What?
- Are you busy right now?
What are you working on?
- Why?
- No reason, I was just wondering if you were busy.
- Yeah, but why are you asking?
- Oh, I gotta thing.
I'm wondering if you can do it.
- What thing?
- Are you busy or not?
I can get someone else to do it.
- I'm medium busy.
- Medium busy?
What's medium busy?
- Well, there are various sundry computer-related tasks
that I have to do.
And I might be free, I might not.
It depends.
- Why won't you just tell me if you're busy or not?
I can get someone else to do it if this is a bad time.
- Well why won't you just say why you're asking?
It's kind of rude to just barge in here
and demand to know if I'm busy.
What if I don't wanna do the thing,
but then I've already said I'm not busy
and then I'm obligated to do the thing I don't wanna do?
(scoff)
- Is that...
That's what you think of me?
You think I'm gonna come in here
and rope you into some sort of favor
like some kind of weasel?
- Kind of feels like it.
- Wow!
Wow, really?
Oh, ungrateful.
I could have Raptors tickets in my pocket right now.
You know that, right?
I could have them in my pocket.
Maybe I got them last minute.
Maybe I don't wanna necessarily tell you about them
in case you're busy and you can't go
'cause that would really bum you out.
I thought you knew me better than that.
- Yeah.
Look, I'm sorry.
You make a great point.
That really wasn't fair to you.
I'm not.
I'm not busy.
I'm watching YouTube videos
and I was watching TikToks at the same time.
So whatever it is.
Let's do it.
- No, you know, now I don't know.
I don't know!
- Oh, come on.
No, no, no.
I was being a bad friend before.
Let's do it.
- You're sure?
- Yeah, 100%!
- Sick.
Can you drive me to Montreal?
- That's a 10-hour roundtrip.
- Yeah, but you're not busy, so it's all good.
- Yeah, I did.
I did say that.
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