i once liven up a lackluster hindu by taking my clothes off for the ladies i don't know much about
religious cultures what is a lackluster hindu tender it was a misunderstanding
where were you yeah i was in menorca yeah there was a group of girls wandering around a little
bit for long like you know was it a restaurant mickey a town square a restaurant what was it
it was in a sort of restaurant bar type right you know with an outside area who are you with
i was with my now wife and someone else's wife and you know
i just went around asking various wives if they had to
spend time in spain with me so what did you do again she was i could see the girl sort
of walking around tables talking to men and then suddenly she came up to me and said oh would you
do a um strip for us and your now wife and your then wife will like go ahead
my wife's a very open-minded person you don't have to tell me about it
so she said she said we'd do a strip to be honest with you i initially said no
and it was my wife who went you should do it why because i'm a great dancer uh mickey is there any
chance you could give us some visual proof because you just said you're a great dancer if i could see
a bit then i may believe the story a bit more now to be honest i can't remember what i did
see you it
peer group pressure um yeah it's not a group really it's just one person
come on it can spread though dave i've seen it spread so go on nikki so there you were in
the restaurant your wife said go on mickey you have a strip what happened next i sort of then
i had to set the scene set the scene did you have props props but i know i need a stage and a pole
i don't think male strippers have poles do they why not a man can swing round a pole
i think you're thinking of modest dance uh i told him to play keep your hat on classic
and i sort of just improvised for them so just by complete coincidence they have the song you
asked for you well i went and checked with the dj restaurant was it i would say dubious i i think
the sort of restaurant where there's a dj and a pole you start to doubt the quality of the paella
and how much did you take off i sort of got to my pants
and then i could see across the restaurant bar diner al fresco area my wife went to me
even though 10 minutes earlier she said you should strip for them they're sad
they're having a rubbish time i said she was open-minded she's got standards
no she hasn't
okay i want to try and set this scene you're there the hen is there your two wives are there
we're wondering is he gonna do it is he gonna do it
you scamper up to the dj you have a word and you say hit it
fiona on behalf of the bbc i offer a full profound apology
please don't press charges okay what are you thinking lee here's my problem is i think that
a gang of girls who are on a hen aren't lackluster if you've already got on a plane you've committed
you're in you're on board but claudia i would say that once i got over the slight kind of oh my god
what's going on thing there was a moment when mookie put his knee on my shoulder
and i thought this has gone from lackluster to stella yeah yeah i can't see a part of stella
so what are you thinking uh i don't know this is a tough one because
there's something about mickey that says he would do it
this is not real it's horribly vague it's all over the shop so you think it's a lie do you
think it's i think it's totally true i'll go with true okay mickey truth or lie it is true
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