Town, please, driver.
Ha'way then, man?
Up the Reds!
HE HUMS 'A THOUSAND MILES'
TRENT: Can I go now? - Yes, you can go.
Full-back friends, full-back friends!
So, Carpool is back, boys, I'm here with the skipper at the wheel.
We've got Robbo, like a little kid in the back, there he is.
And we are test-driving MG's new electric car:
the MG ZS EV!
Does it feel like there's any differences compared to a petrol car?
A little bit more nippy, straight off the mark?
- Yeah. - Wee bit quieter?
Smooth.
Very quick off the mark - not like Robbo in the back there.
Oh-ho...
- Takes a while to get going, don't he? - Harsh.
I'll give you it - once you get going, boy do you run.
Robbo, this is MG's family-friendly offering.
How's the space back there,
would there be enough room for you and the kids and the missus?
- Oooh, good question. - Talk to me.
What I always look for is, easy to get the car seats in.
- This is news to me. - Yeah, you'll learn about that one day.
I always wondered what them metal things in the bottom of the back seats were for.
They're for your car seats, yeah.
Don't be sparking any rumours here.
When are you getting married?
I'm only joking, I'm only joking.
One day, mate, one day.
Oh, my God.
It's a question to me. I think it's only right you read this first one out to me.
Is it about your first touch?
"First, Ox, have you put Robbo's shirt up in your house yet?"
Have you, Alex?
Have you given me it?
I have, remember I gave you it just before the Champions League final?
HENDO: Have you got shirts up in your house?
There's only one, from the person before, and it's not moved - it's Messi's shirt.
I said I'd remove that and put Robbo's shirt up if he got 10 assists.
Never have I seen anyone shank as many crosses onto someone's head.
The answer is...no, I haven't yet, and it's not good enough.
Would you go for a meal or to the cinema on your own?
I wouldn't, this is one thing I really have a problem with.
I think I could. In fact, I think I have.
Where, the cinema?
Yeah, back in the Coventry days.
When was that, the 80s?
OX: The lonely loan days.
I haven't got that in me, boys.
I can't go to the cinema on my own.
If it's half-full and you're just sitting on your tod? Nah.
Back row, bit of popcorn - you're fine.
What's your biggest fears?
- Spiders. - Yep.
- You? - Snakes.
- Snakes and spiders. - When have you ever came across a snake?
Mine is snakes and spiders.
When I watch I'm a Celeb.
We're not in Australia. But how do you react when a spider's in your house?
- Fine. - Really?
I just get it out, yeah.
What, do you put it in a glass and that?
We're not talking about the spiders here, you're talking about tarantulas.
Have you seen the size of the household spiders round here?
Now then. "Get Millie or Trent on the phone."
RINGING TONE
This is Trent.
- Is this Trent? - Mm. Surely!
Let me get him through the car.
He'll answer to you as well.
Oh, wow, this is a big test! Big test, this!
If he picks up, I'm out the car.
Come on, Trent, we're boys.
Come on.
ROBBO: No. No.
- Come on, Trent. - Noooo.
No. He's read the script - good lad.
There's Trent, he's phoned me back first.
Hello, my boy!
'Yo.'
I'm gonna call you on the loudspeaker.
He's so nervous, I can hear the tremble in his voice!
- 'Yo.' - Hello, my boy.
Oh, why you answering so stiff?!
You are nervous!
'What'd you mean, I'm nervous?'
Listen to you!
Loosen up.
You're live. And, yes, I am the host, correct.
So you're gonna answer a few questions for me right now.
Why we've called you is I need your help on a little game.
The game is called Hendo or Robbo?
I've got some hypothetical scenarios, and you have to choose one of the boys.
Do you understand?
'I understand, yeah.'
Great stuff.
There is a house being renovated and they need to stay at your house for a month.
'Oh, my...'
Who would you rather it be?
ROBBO: No-brainer.
He knows who it is, it's easy.
'I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to go with...Jordan Henderson.'
WOW!
- It was nailed-on. - Standard, thank you.
'In fairness, I've not really seen what Robbo's like, but...'
He looks a bit grubby, don't he, bit dirty?
Hang on - what was that?
'I've seen Hendo's room, and at every given moment, it's impeccable.'
Thank you!
He's got a bit of OCD, I'll give him it.
It's just like you on the pitch - tidying everything up for everyone!
Next question.
You're stranded in the wilderness -
who do you want with you, who's going to get you to civilisation?
Easy again.
The only thing Robbo would be good for is running for days,
for food and whatever else.
Or assisting you.
Very good. Very good in the back.
'This one...I'm gonna go with Robbo.'
Get in there!
That makes no sense.
- He feels bad. - Get in there.
Imagine the willpower that Hendo would bring with him.
What a time we would have.
You would never give up.
'I know Robbo's bringing joy at all times.'
Trent, the way you're answering these questions shows a great level of maturity,
very proud.
HIGH-PITCHED: Full-back friends, ooh!
'Can I go now?'
Yes, you can go.
HENDO: Bye, Trent. OX: Thank you.
HENDO: Right, next question, go on.
Music. What do you listen to in the car normally?
Hendo's Chris Brown.
Alicia Keys...
A little bit of old school.
I sometimes sit in silence, mate, to be honest.
- Bit of Little Mix? - Yeah, don't mind a bit of Little Mix.
You know I'm a big fan, always have been.
When you were growing up, what did you boys listen to?
Oh, I was a very mixed bag. Used to listen to Blink-182, 50 Cent, Eminem...
50 Cent was a good one.
Good Charlotte.
Hendo was in a different era than us, wasn't he?
- Busted. - Busted was brilliant!
First concert I ever went to, Busted.
Andrew, what did you listen to, a bit of The Proclaimers and all that?
Robbo, you getting the coffees?
Yeah, I'll get them. Is there a drive-through?
- It's not a drive-through. - You are joking, I need to jump in?
Hendo?
Medium latte, please.
Medium latte, and what'd you want?
Caramel flat white.
Why are you writing it down?
I know, but I don't drink coffee, do I?
Can't believe I'm getting sent in here and I don't even drink coffee.
Right, boys...
Been a pleasure.
Just to finish it off, give me your overall impressions of the MG ZS EV.
One of my most enjoyable journeys, to be honest.
I liked it, it was lovely to drive.
- Was it? - Really nice, smooth.
- Suspension was sublime. - Torque was brilliant.
Sound system?
- Top. HENDO: Two coffee cup holders.
Company was great, thank you, lads.
One of my better Sunday afternoons.
On a serious note, it's better for the environment,
so electric cars, the way forward.
We're out. Hope you've enjoyed. Peace.
ROBBO: If these don't come flying off the shelves...
OX: There's another two million views for you, boys.