- It's a musical.
- Do you not like musicals?
(Clisare sighs)
That's a shame, because
♪ I'm doing this whole thing through song ♪
♪ Crazy ex-girlfriend ♪
- Is this kind of like musical as well?
- Yeah. - Like are there musical
elements to it?
I've heard about this and that
the songs are meant to be great.
- I've seen every single inch of that show.
I love it so much.
- It's so good.
- Do you just not like people expressing joy?
Is that what it is?
- No, I hate it.
- Fair enough, I get that.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Happy saps.
- Ugh!
- Josh, Session B has been a wh-irlwind.
- Wh-irlwind.
- Wh-irl.
- [Both] Cool wh-ip.
- This has been the best summer of my life
and you're the reason why.
- I just think that we're just-
(Dermot hisses)
- [Both] Ooh!
- I'm sane, you're crazy.
We're just not compatible.
- I say that all the time.
(Diane laughs)
But about me.
- It's not me, it's definitely you.
- It's, it's how weird you are.
- She looks exactly the same.
(Diane chuckles)
- They're saying though there was a loss of innocence.
Her hair is shorter.
- [Advert Narrator] Ask yourself,
"When was the last time you were truly happy?"
- Oh, too much for now.
- When was the last time you were truly happy?
- I was just gonna ask you that, Darren.
- Oh my God.
- I feel like I'm in a really good place right now.
- Yeah.
This moment right now.
- I'm so happy right now. - I'm truly happy.
- She's actually getting good news,
so surely she's about to break into song.
That, right?
You've never seen a musical
so you don't know how they work.
- This is planting a seed of doubt about,
♪ Is taking the partner position right for me? ♪
- I can't believe you've actually
gone along with that. (Clisare laughs)
(musical flourish)
- It's a sign.
- Oh God, it's him!
- Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! - It's, it's the guy
who broke up with her.
- Wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crisps.
- Oh my God. - Oh my God!
- Do I just mean it?
(Dermot laughs)
- In America, it's much more weird when they
bump into each people because it's so big.
- In Ireland, it's so small and everyone is related.
- I am not like this when I bump into people
I knew ten years ago.
I turn the other way.
I'm just like, "Sorry, no."
- Yeah, exactly.
You just put your head down.
- So she hasn't been the crazy ex-girlfriend
for ten years, it's just that now that
he's back in her life, she becomes the crazy, got ya.
- It's like they're,
happy.
("happy" echoes)
- Happy. - Happy.
- That we'd like to offer you
the position of junior partner.
- Take it.
- Yeah.
- Just take the fucking promotion.
What are you doing, you hippie-dippie bullshit?
- She's having a breakdown.
- Yeah.
- Just give her some sabbatical?
- Yeah, sabbatical.
Maybe some Xanax.
- Another opportunity has knocked on my door,
so I respectfully decline.
♪ West Covina ♪
(Fiona laughs)
♪ California ♪
(cheerful music)
- Oh my God that looks great!
- Let's go there.
- I love how anti-climactic that reveal was.
♪ West Covina ♪
♪ California ♪
♪ That this guy Josh ♪
♪ Just happens to be ♪
- Ready?
♪ Here ♪
- We mistimed it.
- [Rebecca] Only two hours from the beach!
- I hate it.
- I forgot why I stopped watching it.
I thought it was good.
- See, I think one musical episode of a series
that's otherwise not musical sounds good to me.
But a whole series, every episode's a musical.
- Everyone kept saying to me like,
"Nicole, no you have to watch 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend'.
"This is for you."
And I was a bit like, when I started watching it
I was like, "What's this now?"
(Fiona laughs)
"What're you trying to say, huh?"
- Are you ready to, to, to experience joy?
- Sure.
- Because,
♪ I aaaaaam ♪
- I'm so honored and, well confused, frankly,
to have an attorney of your caliber here.
- What the hell is she doing here?
Exactly.
Makes no sense.
- The bitching has already started.
- I promise that I will always be there for you.
(text pings)
Hold on one second.
- Oh my God, "Josh Chan has checked in nearby."
How would you know that?
- What, you've never stalked someone before?
Come on, this is what you do. - Would you believe?
No.
- People just asking strangers to places.
That doesn't happen here.
- Oh, does he like her now?
(R&B music)
♪ Hey Josh ♪
♪ I wanna look good for you tonight ♪
- It's so old-school, like R&B.
- "Sexy Getting Ready Song"
Come on, that's pretty good.
- I feel like we shouldn't be
watching this. (Diane chuckles)
- Yeah, we've invaded a private moment.
- You don't really enunciate when you're singing.
(Nicole mumble-sings)
- I thought she was like, sawing her foot.
(Darren laughs)
- It's, it's a "Saw" prequel.
Oh, Jesus Christ!
- That's how guys get ready.
There's a difference- - No it's not.
- between the sexes.
- No it's not.
That's how guys get ready.
- I mean, I'm starting to get down with
"The Sexy Getting Ready Song".
- Yeah.
♪ Body rolls are really hard ♪
(Dermot and Clisare laugh)
- Okay.
- She's laughing.
- Okay, maybe this one.
- What's the deal with you and Josh?
- It's 'cause she's in love with him.
Why don't you see this, Greg?
(Fiona chuckles)
- I don't... - She, she's moving on.
- Think I hate it anymore.
- Why, why did she?
- She's getting him to shut up.
- Just excuse yourself and have
a good look around the house.
- "Not gonna come tonight"
Aw, his girlfriend's making him go
to her sister's quinceanera.
(Diane gasps)
- He has a girlfriend.
Does she not know that?
- You'd think you would check that
before you move across state for somebody,
wouldn't you?
Oh there's the bitch from the office.
- This would be so weird.
Someone in your office just researched you
because they were suspicious about you.
What?
- I was in New York, I ran into Josh,
he made me feel warm inside.
Like glitter was exploding inside me.
Then I moved here.
I did not move here because of Josh,
because that would be crazy, and I am not crazy.
Oh my God, I'm crazy. - Listen, you're not crazy.
(Dermot laughs) - No, no, no, I'm crazy.
(Rebecca and Paula quarrel)
- Stop it!
Don't you talk about my friend like that, ever again.
Do you hear me?
- Aww!
Aww!
- Aww, yay!
They're friends.
- Mama Paula, coming in.
- Oh, look at this.
Look what's happening.
She's melting.
- I think I like it.
- If his status says he's single,
and he supposedly has a girlfriend,
what's that about?
- He.
Will.
Text.
(text pings)
(Dermot laughs)
- Are you a witch?
- I like this.
- Oh God.
(gentle piano music)
- "Wanna grab dinner?
Smiley face."
♪ Who'da thunk it ♪
(Rebecca and Paula continue to sing)
- Oh she's a good singer.
- Yeah, that was not how I expected her to sound.
- No, me either.
- This harmony though is like
♪ Mmm ♪
♪ Just happens to be ♪
♪ Here ♪
(Dermot and Clisare laugh)
- Well, talk about a character arc in this video, huh?
- Yeah. - How'd you feel about it now?
- Yeah, I'm here for it.
- See?
- Yeah, I actually really like it.
- [Both] "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"
- I am down- - Yeah.
- With "The Sexy Getting Ready Song".
- I think crazy should only be used
to describe golf courses and not people.
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- Jerk.