So I had a whole spiel planned for the beginning of this review.
I was gonna go:
"Welcome to the future!"
"This is the first movie that Netflix has OFFICIALLY released"
"and because of that you can watch it just by clicking the link in the video description!"
And I was very excited
to be able to sit down at my desk
and watch the new Cary Fukunaga movie starring Idris Elba
on Netflix
with my lunch!
I thought that was really cool!
But having now seen the film
it's a little too serious for such levity.