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- So some of you may be unfamiliar
with the term "Hot Take", "Hot Take", "Hot Take"
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A hot take is a polarizing opinion
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that some people are just bold enough to say out loud.
Examples.
- I believe that sleeping in socks is glorious.
- Engagement photos,
are a scam put on by Facebook.
- Fro-yo and soft serve, when it comes to texture,
and when it comes to taste, are essentially the same thing.
- It's LadyLike, and it's Hot Take time.
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- Hello.
Kristin here.
And this is my
(whacking sound) Hot Take.
My hot take is that Chris Evans is the best Chris,
and that he is way better than Chris Hemsworth.
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- [Unison] Hot Take time, Hot Take time,
Hot Take time at lunch.
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- We are joined by the lovely, beautiful Mike Rose.
- Sweet angel.
- And the lovely, beautiful Joyce.
- Goddess. - Hi.
- Hi Joyce. - Hi Joyce-y.
- We're here.
- We're about to give commentary
on Kristin's Hot Take.
(Chantel and Joyce hum)
And it is the war of the Chrises. (Chantel laughs)
Let's find out which Chris is the Kris-ten's favorite Chris.
(Mike and Chantel laugh) - Okay.
- And why.
Roll the tape.
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- I should preface this by saying
I didn't realize this was a Hot Take,
until I expressed this opinion.
And then everyone around me made it very clear
that it was a spicy take.
Chris Evans has always been the best Chris.
I think Chris Hemsworth is a perfect nice dude.
He's a perfectly attractive dude.
He just does not do it for me at all.
And I don't get it. (cymbal crashing)
- [Unison] Pause. (Chantel laughs)
- Where to begin?
- I'm already sweating a little bit.
- I'm sweating too. - Yeah.
- I'm getting fired up.
- Why?
I 100% agree. (Chantel and Freddie laugh)
- What?
- Joyce-y.
- I 100% agree with her.
- Wow, so Kris already has an ally.
- Guys, you want to hot tea.
About my personal life.
- [Mike] Yes.
- Ever since I was 14,
I've had the same dream about Chris Evans.
I'm in the house. (sexy music)
I'm washing dishes.
He's outside with the dogs, and I'm like "Babe,
go throw out the trash" (record scratch)
Almost every week I have that dream. (Chantel laughs)
- Do you guys do anything else in the dream?
Or is does it just end there?
- It just ends there.
I just, it's like a weird martial dream, I'm serious.
- I have been there for Chris Evans
since he was in Not Another Teen Movie.
He was so good in Scott Pilgrim,
I mean, obviously he's my heart, Captain America.
Freddie and I disagree on this, 'cause she's team Iron Man,
and like, I respect it but also you are my enemy.
- Captain America to me is the worst.
- Why?
Ever since I was a kid, like, Captain America was just like,
"What're you doing?"
I'm like, "yes", damn.
He's like Reese Witherspoon.
Not problematic, great person, good personality.
- I agree with you there.
I think he has a great personality.
I think he's very socially aware.
- See, Iron Man, like, Robert Downey Jr.,
I'm not gonna diss him.
He does carry the Marvel Universe on his back.
- Yes, he's so charismatic.
- Yes, that is very true.
- Chris Evans equals snooze town.
- Did you not see Captain America 2?
- Still a nap - What're you talking about?
That was a cinematic masterpiece.
- So some people would say that Chris Hemsworth
has more range than Chris Evans.
To which I would say, no.
He doesn't.
(All laugh)
- Great counter-argument Kristen.
- Yeah, see that's what I was gonna say,
I don't actually know any Chris Hemsworth movies.
- Yeah.
- He was in Ghostbusters. - And he's hot.
- He played the secretary,
the sexy secretary role, in Ghostbusters.
- Oh yeah.
- I thought he was very funny in that.
- Here's why Chris Evans stands out.
He is fun to watch on screen.
He's incredibly funny.
He's also just a good person.
He is a real person.
I appreciate Chris Evans is not just a quiet person.
That he voices his opinions
and he is online and he is here for it,
like the rest of us.
- Real person?
- I know, what does that mean?
- I think all of them are real people.
- [Mike] They're all real people.
- I actually follow Chris Evans on Twitter,
because he's very funny on Twitter.
He's a laugh and a half.
And he's always postin' his dog.
- Yeah.
- I know I'm alone in thinking this in LadyLike.
I know everyone is just like,
"No Kristen, you're wrong."
And I'm like, it's like you don't even know Chris,
it's like, I'm like personally very mad about this.
(Kristen and Freddie laugh)
- So this is based,
let's say how he looks in Captain America.
Let's forget that he's got the nice beard and long hair now.
- Which is really doing it for me
- It really has upped his game.
- Yes. - He has long hair?
- It's really hot.
But before that, I thought he looked incredibly generic.
If I tried to describe him to a sketch artist,
I would have nothing.
I would just be like,
he looks like an all-American white dude.
For me,
looking at Chris Hemsworth is like looking at the sun.
It's just powerful, (choir singing)
it's beautiful, it like almost hurts me
'cause it's so beautiful. - Almost hurts.
- Whereas Chris Evans, I mean, he's the boy next door.
- I agree with that.
- And that's the thing,
I've never been a boy-next-door type.
My favorite Backstreet Boy was Aj. (All laugh)
- No it was not.
- That erased everything you just said.
- Edge.
What can I say.
- Have you seen his mustache?
You mean his mustache is good?
I think it's really hard to be someone who looks good
both clean shaven and with a full beard,
and yet he does it.
How?
- Sorry, but when he had that beard,
I was like, "Dude, chip and dales."
I was ready to give him my whole dollar.
- Oo, the whole dollar, not just the half dollar.
The beard is a really good look for Chris Evans.
- It is. - When I saw him
in the newest Avengers movie,
I was shooketh.
- Oh yeah, beard's are like makeup for men.
- They protect your skin. - Highlight and contour.
- [Freddie] So to those who say that Chris and Liam
are a hotter and better brother duo,
to that, what do you say?
- Liam Hemsworth?
That bar of soap wearing a wig?
He is so boring.
He's an impossibly boring person.
Did you seen any of the Hunger Games movies?
That's a movie about an interesting woman,
and then two extremely milquetoast dudes.
Of course she couldn't choose between the two of them,
they were both impossibly boring.
Also have you every seen talk shows
where he goes on with his amazing brother?
It's hilarious.
- (All laugh) Pause, pause.
(Joyce screaming softly)
I will say Liam Hemsworth is basically
the Edward Cullen of the Hunger Games.
- Yeah.
- Who is Chris Evans's brother?
- I don't know. All I know is that
- Scott Evans.
- [Chantel And Mike] Oh.
- Wait, let me see.
- He's,
he's hotter
- [Mike] than Chris. - ♪ Come with the tea, hon. ♪
- Wow.
- Kristen's argument is that he looks great
with or without a beard.
Now just look at this.
- He (sighs), I just,
this face is not doing anything for me right now.
- Uh, I'm like, "Just meet me after school, profess."
(All but Joyce laugh)
- So my husband Brian actually disagrees with me.
He thinks Chris Hemsworth is extremely hot,
and does not understand why
I don't think Chris Hemsworth is hot.
He, like, truly is baffled by this.
"If you don't think Chris Hemsworth is hot,
then what hope do the rest of us have?"
And I'm like, well the rest of you
don't look like Chris Hemsworth,
so you have a better chance.
- I think anyone is - I'd prounce on it.
- kidding themselves if they would not go
and meet Chris Hemsworth.
You know you would.
- Oh, I already said I would prounce on that.
But I would have to be prepared.
- I don't know.
I'm just saying if he wanted it spontaneously,
I'm not gonna.
- All of would say yes - Yes.
- That's the point.
All of us would say yes.
- I'm conflicted (all laugh) can we roll the tape?
- [Freddie] How tall is Chris Evans?
- I dunno.
I don't care how tall Chris Evans.
He could honestly be, he could be my height, I don't care.
He could be shorter than me, I do not care.
He's just the best Chris.
- Pause.
This is where we differ.
(All but Joyce laugh)
The height thing, Chris Hemsworth wins.
- I think he's 6" 3'.
So Chris Hemsworth is the man for you.
- He is, for height. - That's all I'm saying.
- But what about the heart?
- I don't know if y'all know this,
but historically speaking,
men have not been very nice to me.
They generally do not pay attention to me
unless they need something.
Their reactions to my whole deal tend to be
somewhere between neutral and angry.
So usually,
when I see hot dudes,
I see someone who has been socialized
to treat me like (bleep).
And so I don't view them as someone
whose attention I have any interest in getting.
The thing about Chris Evans is
he lets enough of his good personality shine through,
that he is probably the one hot guy where I'm like,
wow, I think he would actually be kind to me.
Why would I want to meet someone
who has no interest in talking to me?
Or interacting with me?
And that doesn't seem like fun for me.
- I agree. - Yeah.
- Honestly, I can definitely relate to that.
I think why I like Chris Evans so much is probably the same.
I think Chris Hemsworth and Liam, they can be rude.
They can 100% be rude and nobody would care.
Because like, I'm regular, I'm average.
In society's eyes, I'm not the bright shining stars
that they are.
But Chris, I feel like he'd be the most relatable one.
- Most of the time, I approach the guys that I date first,
I don't ever talk to hot guys,
'cause it just stresses me out.
- It's terrifying. - It's scary.
Again, yeah, they could be very rude and no one would care
or they're so used to so may people coming up to them,
that they have so many options.
- And they're boring. - Yeah. (Chantel laughs)
- Yeah, some hot people have never work hard
to be interesting in their whole life.
- Oh my god, dried toast. - Congrats on your face.
- Have either of the Hemsworth brothers been
noted as being rude
or are we just assuming this
because they're not on social media?
- Yeah, we don't know, that they're rude.
- Yeah, I mean I have no reason to believe they are
but we know Chris Evans is not rude.
- Chris Evans is the best Chris for ever and ever.
And Chris Hemsworth is perfectly fine. (whacking noise)
I respect that.
And thus concludes my TEDtalk on (Freddie laughs)
why Chris Evans is the best Chris forever and ever
and I love him very much.
And I just hope that he's happy.
Oh, he has a dog.
Have we talked about his dog?
- She hasn't changed my overall opinion. (Freddie hums)
I'm still very much a Chris Hemsworth is the best Chris,
but I think they're both great.
- It hasn't changed my opinion
but I do see Chris Evans in a different light now.
- I think they're all pretty much the same.
(All laugh) They're all just handsome dudes
that play superheroes and are like "aaa".
And I'm sure all of them have dogs.
- This just made me realize in my F, Marry, Kill,
I would F Chris Hemsworth
but I would still marry Chris Evans.
I think one thing we always have to remember is that
we don't actually know these people.
We're just basing off of how people want
their perceptions to be.
- Yeah. - So true.
- This concludes Kristen's Hot Take episode.
- [Unison] Hot Take time, Hot Take time,
Hot Take time at lunch.
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