- Steven, welcome back to the Worth It Sims.
The Steven, Andrew In Control With Kelsey Sims.
We're playing the Sims.
- Nailed it.
(exciting music)
- I got a lot done while you were gone.
(suspenseful music)
I would like to see him join the Upper Crusts
and then make a disgusting fool of himself
by eating it out of the trash.
Steven is now like, you know, Clara,
I understand you're the leader of this club,
but I kinda think you have trash opinions about things.
(mystical whooshing)
Convince to step down as Upper Crusts leader.
Are you crazy, Steven, this is my club.
So Sofia Bjergsen, funny introduction.
Let's start off nice.
Ask to be girlfriend.
Together we shall dominate Upper Crusts.
- Wow. - Yeah.
- What are we gonna do now, guys?
- Oh man.
Well first of all we're gonna make sure that
my Sim girlfriend is okay, 'cause now I guess
I have extra responsibilities.
- I think she went home. - No!
What is she, walking home alone in the Simville.
- This city is full of vampires but then again
this is where you picked for us to live.
- I wanna see you change into a vampire.
- Show dark horror. - Oh my gosh.
(dark organ music)
- Look at me. - Whoa!
- Here's you sucking at the organ.
- Actually used to play piano as a kid, so.
(drum cymbal crashes)
- Look at my face down here, I'm feeling great about life.
I'm gonna hide my dark form right now.
- Why?
- I think it might unsettle people.
I'm trying to keep this stuff incognito, you know?
Can I go to Sofia's house? - Yeah.
- Gonna knock on the door real quick.
Ooh you're feeling a little--
- It's 'cause you fed me trash.
- No the trash made you feel great.
- You get hungry really fast, more than other Sims,
because you're gluttonous. - Sounds about right.
- Oh there she is, Sofia.
Hello.
She's putting dishes in the bathroom sink,
but here's Clara.
Clara's kind your nemesis at the moment.
- Is that her? - Yeah that's Sofia.
- Is this what she's doing at Tuesday at 11 a.m.?
- Do you wanna do woohoo in the closet?
- What is woohoo?
- Let's find out, I don't really know.
- What do you think it is? - Oh no!
No! - You knew.
- Cancel woohoo!
No woohoo! - The woohoo is happening.
- Stop the woohoo!
- Look, you just left your cereal right on the ground.
- And you need to pee. - No!
- That is a bad combo.
- No, cancel.
- Please tell me you're going into the child's bedroom.
Yes! - No!
- This is where he took a nap
and a ghost played the piano.
Oh can we hire? - You hired Bernard.
- No!
Get off Steven, Sofia!
Oh no, uh-oh it's sweating in there.
- Oh shit.
- Can you please just blur all of this?
This is not okay.
- I wish I had hired the pianist
before you guys went in there.
- Why is this taking so long?
- Now you really gotta pee. - You're very happy.
- Let's get Bernard up in here.
- I'm not happy in real life.
Can we trash talk Clara? - Yes.
I'm very glad you brought that up,
'cause that's kind of your main mission of pursuing Sofia.
You're gonna complain about the leader of Upper Crusts,
which is this lady, by the way.
You're right, I don't really like
what Clara Bjergsen is doing with it.
- Is that my buddy? - Yeah, that's Bernard.
Bernard's gonna start playing piano to set the mood.
And you guys are gonna (clicks tongue).
- Why, no!
I have to pee!
No!
Did you do that? - Yeah.
- Oh no.
- You know, Bernard is setting the mood.
(Steven moans)
He doesn't mind because he's a ghost.
He's like, humans having sex.
I see it all the time.
- Wait no, they're not having sex in there.
They're just kissing.
- No they're woohooing.
- That's kissing.
- Woohooing is, is--
(sultry music)
- Be careful, Steven. - Oh God!
- Oh you just broke the door.
- [Steven] I'm so ashamed of Sim Steven.
Look at my bladder level. - It's pretty important
that you become friends with Bernard.
Oh. - Ooh, French.
- Bernard is very European.
- [Ryan] Hello.
- (laughs) Hello boys. - Oh no.
Who invited these boys?
Did you invite them?
- [Ryan] What do we got going on in here?
- I hear you guys are dead.
- Well our spirit lives on. - No, no, no.
- Is that Bernard?
- Steven just hired him as a pianist
in this child's bedroom and then had sex
with his sister in the closet.
- What? - Not my sister.
- No, he hired Bernard as an entertainer
at the Bjergsen's house, the Bjergsens are kind of like
the patriarchs, the mom Clara Bjergsen is the leader
of the society that Steven wants to infiltrate,
but secretly, I'm his puppet master 'cause
I'm a vampire that's making him do these things
'cause I wanna turn it into my own private blood bank,
but anyway, he did a little woohoo in the closet
with Sofia, the daughter of--
- You guys know what woohoo is?
- Oh. - Oh.
- Ryan knows.
- Jesus Christ.
(sultry music)
(laughing)
- Frankly, this all sounds weirder
than just murdering people.
- Should we visit you guys?
- Oh I'd be happy to check in on those boys.
- Checking on the boys. - Steven it's nice
to see you stretching your legs walking around
out of your cage.
Look at all the stuff you can do
when you're out of your cage. - Wait!
- Have sex with people' sisters--
- New Steven should meet old Steven!
- No, no! - Yeah!
- Oh who's that cat?
Holy shit, it's got a top hat on.
- Oh my God. - Send me to
interact with him right now.
- That's Mayor Whiskers.
- This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Oh who's house is this?
- This is their house. - No big deal.
- Are you kidding me?
We live in (bleep) squalor.
We're gonna cause a rift in the space-time continuum.
- You're gonna meet an alternate reality Steven Lim
who's been tortured by the Ghoul Boys.
- Aw. - I'm meeting an
alternate reality me.
- Oh no! - Oh my gah!
- Oh no. - He just stopped
and is waiting for him to turn around.
- He's like hi.
- Steven at the computer with evil Steven behind him.
- Look at the eyes of our Steven.
That's the eyes of a man that's been broken.
His spirit is gone.
And now he's gonna see alternate reality Steven
where life is much better, he's having sex in closets.
(speaking Simlish)
- This is weird.
I love that it's updo Steven and downdo Steven.
- Do you like truffle oil?
Yeah, I really do.
Jackets, oh my God, I love 'em.
- I like your shoes, I like your shoes too, Steven.
- They have to hate each other, right?
- My name's Steven, my name's Steven too.
- They love each other-- - You know,
I've always thought about this moment actually.
What if I met another version of myself?
But I also would hate it. - Would you?
- I think so.
- I think I'd meet an alternate version of Ryan
and probably be like, that guy's a prick.
- That's exactly how I feel about it.
- Oh yes. - Okay.
We have awakened. - They should be coming up.
- Oh that's where they sleep.
- There's three of them, who are the three people here?
- Well this one's-- - One of them is Andrew.
- Oh. - Ryan, Shane and Andrew here.
- Oh that's (bleep) weird.
- Andrew hasn't made an appearance yet.
- Oh we should make Andrew go look at his grave.
- Yeah let's send him there. - Existential crisis.
- Oh God! - He'll just be like--
- It's like Ebenezer Scrooge when he goes to the future.
- Oh wow. - Nothing's real!
Oh man you're about to see some shit.
You just saw your grave and now you're gonna see
two Ghoul Boys rise from their tombstones.
- I don't know if they're active tonight.
- Oh, oh! - Oh!
- Oh here comes Shane.
- You ever dance with the devil on a pale moonlight?
It's about to happen.
- Oh no, that's me! (all yelling)
Sup?
- Oh God, go introduce ghost Andrew to Andrew.
- Ghost Andrew and vampire Andrew could really
get into some mischief together.
- Legitimate question, if we die on an Unsolved trip,
would you guys take up the mantle
and try to find our ghosts?
- I personally would, yes, 100%.
- I appreciate that, Steven looked like he wasn't on board.
He gave me a dirty look.
- If Steven doesn't wanna come,
I'll get a little cat sidekick who can ride in--
- Mayor Whiskers? - With a top hat.
- What about Kelsey?
- Thank you!
- Kelsey would be busy doing this show with somebody else.
- Probably true.
- Wow, can you do the reverse view?
- So this is ghost Drew.
- Oh Steven is wearing his athletic clothes
and mourning outside. - Oh yeah.
- Why would I be sobbing for Ryan and Shane's death?
- You're having a nice chat!
- With yourself. - Looks like we didn't
get to see the Ghoul Boys tonight.
- We need our slumber.
I'm happy to be dead frankly.
- It's good. - I'm getting along swimmingly
with ghost me. - Yeah.
You guys are having--
- Mayor Whiskers is chowing down.
This is by far the greatest arrangement of characters
that's ever existed on this show.
- I'd watch a sitcom with these three.
- Oh my God, you're all just hanging out!
This is weird!
- Can I get on a shirt, please?
- This is weird.
- Well I feel like we should probably go
since our undead selves aren't joining the party.
- Phenomenal work.
- Thanks for coming. - This is a mind meld.
Thanks for crashing the party here.
- [Shane] You should try to murder them.
It's pretty fun, murder's good.
- Yeah I feel like there are too many
Stevens alive right now.
- [Steven] Murder is good?
- Oh who's this? - That's Mimsy.
- Oh. - That's Ryan's wife.
- Do you think Ryan liked his ghost wife?
- They're kind of in a fight right now.
- Really, is it a perfect time for a certain
vampire master to swoop in and,
I'm gonna just talk to her about cats
while in my vampire form.
Possibly the greatest single moment of my character's life.
He's gonna throw a pick-up line at Mimsy.
- Oh. - Oh she did not like it.
She poo-pooed that.
- She's like another mortal hittin' on me.
- So this is Bernard's ex-wife, right?
- Yeah.
- Well I'm pretty cool with Bernard so.
- Their house is pretty elaborate, huh?
- A fan made it for 'em, it's got a basement too.
- Oh what is going on?
- Wait you should check out the basement, Steven.
- No!
- Too many memories.
You need to go home, the sun's rising.
We don't need two deaths of you.
- [Andrew] That'd be unfortunate.
- [Steven] I'm not saying that actually.
- We're going to the restaurant or to the house house?
House house, Steven? - House sounds good.
- I'm taking a bath right now.
- Oh I'm sleepin'.
- You're just gonna disturb me in the bathroom.
Knock me about my plasma thirst.
You know what that means I'm gonna do?
- Uh-oh, uh-oh.
- I'm gonna talk to you about cats.
That's how I get back at people.
How 'bout I just feed off of you?
- Oh no.
(mysterious whooshing)
Aw!
- Yeah, take that, you blood bag!
Also you look stupid in that fedora.
- Wow, oh god, why are you still drinking?
- It's a deep drink.
It shows the deep drink option.
- You made him pass out 'cause you drank too much.
- Oh my gosh.
- I'm gonna take a nap.
It's how we do things in our house, Steven.
- So we had our differences. - Okay.
- I think it's time though to get back on the
united Worth It front. - Yes.
You know what sounds extra Worth It to me?
Unseating Clara Bjergsen from the Upper Crusts
so that the whole society can just be a drinking fountain
for my vampire. - No.
So I can be the king of the Upper Crust.
- Yeah, sure. - And you can have Clara.
- So Steven has a better relationship with the Bjergsens
so he's going to plan a social event.
- Yes. - Here we go, party time!
- Oh wow, is that me? - That is you.
- So you're a dance machine so you're gonna immediately
start dancing with people. - Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Look at this, this is a legit dance party.
- You guys had a nice little hug right there.
Ooh, a little shoulder rub.
I didn't even ask her to do that.
I'm gonna hire Bernard to come.
- Oh my God, Andrew, you are breaking it down with Kayla.
- Yeah, becoming a vampire has made me a lot more limber.
Steven, I think you really need to start digging into Clara.
- All right let's do it.
- Sofia loves you enough already.
- She's willing to definitely betray her own mother for you.
- Let's just schmooze and booze these fools--
- Complain, complain about that leader.
- What should I be doing this whole time?
- Mm.
- I'll just feed off the staff.
Okay Steven, you gotta really lay on
the compliments with these.
- Ooh yeah, brighten day's a good one.
- No problemo.
What's this guy's name? - Hugo.
- Hugo, look at you, you know how to eat.
- Andrew meanwhile is having his own dinner party over here.
Bernard is just playing away his dreariness.
(soft piano music)
(jaunty piano music)
Bernard's just warming up the closet for ya.
- Complain about the leader.
Throw some trash talk on here.
- Wanna go woohoo in the bush, Steven?
- No, no, no, no, we got bigger plans here.
- Instead why don't you just-- (Kelsey gasps)
- Try for baby?
Now that we have time for.
- Try for baby in closet.
- You wanna get her pregnant?
- I mean, it's time for a baby.
- It's time for a baby, baby.
- Where should we do it? - The closet.
- Oh with Bernard, yeah.
- Bernard's got it really spiced up in there right now.
- You know, we came here wanting to dethrone Clara,
but a baby--
- Instead you're going to deflower Sofia.
Wab-wah-wab-wah.
- I just want a child and I don't care how you get there.
Let's just go now, let's go baby it up.
- Here we go.
- He asked her right in front of her mom.
Oh my gosh!
- Mom's gonna be a grandma!
- Oh yeah, here we go.
- All right.
(classical music)
We can do it.
Blur all this out, doesn't matter.
Great.
- Thumping door commences.
- Whoa!
What is this animation?
- The sparklers, oh yeah,
here comes Bernard setting the mood.
- What?
- So how does a baby work?
- Are you out alone at night, swimming in the pool?
- It's the vampire life, you know,
I gotta get my strokes in, I gotta stay in tiptop shape.
- Oh no, she's about to test if she's gonna have a baby.
Oh no.
- Pixelated, nice.
- Yeah, that pixelated pee.
- Baby, baby, baby. - Very large pixels.
Baby.
(dance music)
Oh baby.
- Hey, one for one. - Wow!
- Batting average.
- Very good, Steven.
- A new life is being formed at the end
of your guys's season as opposed to taking lives.
- I wasn't very on board with the woohoo
until it gave me a purpose in life.
(chuckles) You know?
- The only thing I'm really miffed about is that
there are now two live Stevens and only one live Andrew.
- We can fix that.
- And I cannot make Ryan and Shane my vampire slaves.
- Thank you guys for being on this season
of In Control. - What a wild ride.
- Who knew Sims could be so much fun?
- Who knew I wanted to be a vampire so bad?
(whimsical music)