It's almost Father's Day
and the one and only Ryan Reynolds
asked me to help us all celebrate
with the Mother of all cocktails.
The Vasectomy.
Lord knows I need one.
Let me show you how to make it.
First.
Fill a tall glass with ice.
The way children fill our lives with so much joy.
Next.
Pour 1oz of cranberry juice.
Sweet.
Just like their little smiles.
Then pour in 3oz of tonic.
So bubbly.
Just like I feel everyday I wake up
after a long full night's sleep.
Now.
Add a dash of lemon juice.
Fresh if you have a few minutes to squeeze one
or store bought.
If the little ones have you running around
a bit today
little mother...
Finally.
Add 1.5 oz of Aviation American Gin.
The world's highest rated gin
for the world's highest rated job,
Dad.
Cut please!
Finally
were going to add 1.5 oz
of Aviation American Gin.
Stir.
And then we're going to garnish
with a little slice of sunshine.
And that,
looks like a delicious Vasectomy.
I'll take it from here Nick.
I have three kids.
I have eight.
Come on, bring it in.
Just hold each other.
No wonder you have eight kids.
You smell amazing.
CUT!