Niko: 3 - 2 - 1 - Go!
Cmike: (in pain) Awwwwwhhhhhhhh
Cmike: (still in pain) Awhuhhuh
*Dramatic music starts*
Basically the rules of this game are pretty simple.
Everyone starts out as innocent healthy people.
And basically what is gonna happen is that one person is randomly selected the zombie card so-
they'll become patient zero.
They have a couple seconds of free time at the beginning of the game
but within the first minute they're forced to act and lash out and strike someone.
It's our goal to survive as long as we can.
Inevitably everyone will become a zombie.
It's all about who survives the longest,
who is the last zombie.
Wren: (growls)
So wren is clearly a z town
Oh god he- Wren is- don't make Wren angry
just in general.
Fall off! you have to fall off man!
No chance
Wren: Hwo! Sam: AAAAH!
Whoa! Too close
Sam: Too close for me Jake: Too close for comfor-
Wren: GUH!
Guh!
Guh! Hup!
Alright guys.
Here someone take his sample. We got to figure out how this thing started.
Who has a melee weapon? We need to take a sample.
Someone take it.
Niko: I don't have a melee weapon. Sam: Just take a quick slice.
Alright take it out. Alright take it.
We gotta bring it to the lab.
This is so sad. Wait, maybe its not a zombie cause he still has emotions.
Jake: how's the test sample?
Niko: Ahh its positive for zombieness!
Sam: Yeah, he kissed the monkey.
Niko: That was SO close!
*rack*
Sam: I'm gonna go deep into the zombie cave here to collect some samples.
Sam: Oh god.
*look of suspense*
*Screaming*
Sam: There was definitely zombies in that cave.
There's zombies in that cave dude.
Dude do not go in there dude, do not go in there to collect test samples.
Jake: The tests might've gotten worse though, how do we know if our antidote is working?
Sam: I don't know someone else has to collect samples.
*more screaming*
Carmichael: Shoot! Shoot!
Sam: Uhh, I think they're turbocharging.
Niko: I got scratched!
Sam: S-s-safe room! I'm getting into the safe room!
Sam: Safe room!
Sam (in a pre-pubescent tone): Survivors come to the safe room!
Sam: If there's any survivor's left out there...
Sam: Oh god. Are you dead?
Jake: Nah nonono.
Sam: You're okay. We're in the safe room now, we have to keep the lights off.
Sam: This is the last stand.
This is the last.. stan-
Sam: No more zombies!!
No more!!
No more zombies!!!
No mo- mo- *gibberish*
Niko: Does somebody not feel very good?
Somebody feel a little sick?
Wren: We're still waiting for the first zombie to come out.
It could be any of us.
It could be you! Hey, hey.
Niko: Not me *waves*
Wren: *In the distance* hey, heeey
Sam: It's Joe...
It was Joe...
yo zombi- zombie
Zombie's comin' through, here we go
-cut off a chunk of meat
Wren: Man I like *this* gun
:D
Joe is officially the zombie
And he's just tryna-
Grab one of us
We got Brett
on the doorway
OH DEAR GOD
OH MY GOD
AHHHH
AHHhh
You have to get my out!
*rack*
Joe: HNGHHH
Wren: *breathes heavily*
Wren: God!
The hell?!
Zombies, man!
Man, he went full hail on me!
Sam: on the zomb- on the zombie flesh, and uh-
and it turns out Joe kissed a monkey
He'd seem like the type
He had a monkey and got the zombie virus from him
Sam: Whoa there, Oh no- AUGH
Cmike: Oh, Sam's gotten!
Sam: Now I kissed the monkey
*suspenseful music*
Wren: *sigh* the rate of-
UH
AHHHHH
*rack*
OH NO
Not Niko!
No!
*rack*
Dude, they're both down!
*the breathe that's heavy*
Brett: *yells something about gun jam*
Wren: I have learned
That I would not last long
*rack*
OH GOD *gibberish*
OH NO
No why's it stuck?!
Oh no!
AHHHHH
Niko: And Jake was the last one alive
in the world. The end
Jake: I think I fought bravely
There were a couple times where
They got a little close and-
you know?
Without the gas mask
I probably would've been infected