- ♪ Zinc trisodium, aspartate ♪ ♪ Sorbitol and bisulfate ♪
- Omelette du fromage? (laughs) - Omelette du fromage?
- He looks like a beaver! - Yeah.
- I ate a beaver!
- (PvF) Are you guys excited to try some '90s cartoon foods?
- Oh my God, yes!
- (PvF) We're doing a Guess That '90s Cartoon Food Challenge.
- Food challenge, okay, okay. - Okay.
- (PvF) And to sweeten the pot,
we've got a totally '90s prize for the winner!
- (laughs) Look at the snap bracelets.
- You know, I'm mostly scared about, like a lot of '90s cartoons
had some weird food in it.
- (laughs) What is this? - This looks...
- Why does it kinda look like a turd?
- '90s. (laughs) It does!
- I can't tell if this is like prunes? - It smells okay.
- It's actually kinda good. The appearance is horrible.
- Ew, Nicole! - Hold on.
- The texture just weirded me out. - Mush, the texture is,
it is borderline gag-inducing.
- (PvF) Up first, we've got some happy plums.
- They're plums, okay. - They're plums, okay!
- Obese. - What would happy plums be from?
- Are plums grapes, but just bigger?
- Mm-mm, nope, plums are plums.
- Oh. (PvF laughs)
- Okay, the plums thing is what's throwing me off.
I'm like what, who likes the plums?
- I need a hint, I have an idea of what this might be from.
- Hint please.
- (PvF) You guys are both taking the hint?
- Yes. - Yes!
- (PvF) The two elderly owners are named after
the middle names of Chandler Bing and Ross Geller of Friends.
- Two elderly owners.
- Oh see, now that made it worse, I like, am so confused now.
- I don't think it was Courage the Cowardly Dog.
I know that's not the '90s. - Two elderly owners.
- So all of a sudden, I can't spell.
- Reveal in three, two, one. I put Courage the Cowardly Dog.
- I put I have no clue.
- I couldn't remember how to spell Cowardly.
- Cow Dog!
- So I just wrote Cow and then stopped.
- Alright, I'm going with Courage the Cowardly Dog,
because it's the only show that has two old people.
- I'm gonna go with Dexter's Laboratory.
- I don't know what they could be from.
- (Muriel) (sniffs) Oh, Courage.
- Okay, it is Courage the Cowardly dog.
(buzzer rings) Yeah.
- Aw, yep. - There it is!
- Ha! - You got it?
- Courage, yes! You never saw this?
- (laughs) That dog.
- Muriel was always so sweet. - I mean, so sweet.
- The best.
- Muriel is the name of one of the Friends people?
- I guess their middle name.
- Truth time. I was scared of this show as a kid.
- That show freaked me out as a kid.
- All the villains in that show, they're villainous.
- Yeah.
- That dog is gonna have, he has to have PTSD.
- So he needs therapy is what you're saying?
- Yes!
- Ooh. - Ooh!
- A boy-ger.
- Okay.
- (PvF) I was gonna say how does it taste,
what do you think of it? - Okay.
- A little plain.
- It's done right, there's pink in there.
- Wait, this isn't beef.
- Is it a hamburger? - Is this not beef?
- This is like a turkey burger? - Is it turkey?
- (PvF) We have a capybara burger.
- What!?
- (PvF) Made from the delicious rodent native to South America.
- They're so innocent!
- One of those giant rodents? I'm eating the giant rodent right now?
- They're the chillest animal on the planet.
I'm so sorry, Mr. Capybara.
- Have you ever seen a capybara before?
- No. - They're so cute!
- (PvF) How does capybara taste?
- Delicious, I'm not gonna lie.
- You lost me at rodent.
- (PvF) Do you know what a capybara is?
- Mm-mm. - You're eating it!
- It looks like a beaver! - Yeah.
- I ate a beaver!
- (PvF) Don't cheat, Sharon.
- I'm not cheating!
- I've never seen the show, should I tell her?
Who cares. Wild Thornberrys, is that a thing?
- Uh oh. - I mean, I probably do need the clue,
but this is the only thing that comes to mind.
I'm locking in for two!
- (PvF) Jair, would you like a hint?
- Of course.
- (PvF) Smashing!
- Ugh.
That hint honestly doesn't help me so much as...
- Just go for it, man.
Just go for it, 'cause that's all I did!
- (laughs) Okay. That actually was pretty good.
- I'm pretty sure I'm spelling one of these words wrong.
- I put Angry Beavers. - Bob's Burgers.
- Bob's Burgers is definitely not from the '90s.
- Wild Thornberrys.
- Nicole with a British accent. (Jayse laughs)
- Wild Thornberrys.
- Wild Thornberrys, oh, it's one word?
- (laughs) They're gonna do the show,
and then we're gonna eat you at the end! (laughs)
- Yeah, all I remember is, I remember the intro,
where they're going like...
- (Debbie) Another dinner, another day.
- Yes, I was right!
- Is that what this is, the Wild Thornberrys?
- Let's go!
- Yep. - There we go!
- Yep! - Wild Thornberrys.
- (both) Oh! (buzzer rings)
- (Marianne) Actually, Debbie, these are capybara burgers.
- Ooh. - That's me right now.
(laughs) - That was literally your reaction.
- I love the dad, look at that mustache.
- Yeah, wow!
- Good job! - I'm back!
- We're one on one, man. - Let's go, '90s cartoons!
- Let's go! - Let's go.
- In my defense. - Mm-hmm.
- After, around 50, you kinda forget everything.
(both laugh)
- Oh my goodness! - Oh, so I caught up!
- Oh, an omelet! - Omelet?
- Again, I'm a little leery.
- After you had the largest rodent,
and you were like dang, I don't know anymore.
- (Sharon) Right.
- Next thing you know, these are gonna be capybara eggs.
- This tastes like your standard omelet.
Is there maybe some cheese in there?
- ♪ I don't even care ♪ ♪ If I get the show ♪
(Jayse laughs) Mmm!
- (PvF) A perfect breakfast.
This cheese omelet, or omelette du fromage.
Omelette du fromage. - Du fromage.
- That's with frogs, right? - (PvF) No, cheese!
- I have an answer, but I don't know if it's safe.
- (PvF) Omelette du fromage!
Omelette du fromage!
- There we go, okay. - Thank you.
- Omelette du fromage?
- It's upsetting, 'cause it's... - Omelette du fromage!
- (both) Omelette du fromage!
- (PvF) Fromage! - Fromage!
- From home!
- (PvF) No, it just means cheese!
- Think about what you wrote. - Yeah, it's not right?
(Jair laughs) It's not?
- I can't do it to you, buddy.
- This is killing me, okay.
- (PvF) You're gonna be real mad, Daniel.
- I know, I know, I need the hint, I need the hint.
- (PvF) Would you like the hint? - (both) Yes!
- (PvF) The idea for this show began with a drawing
of a tall blonde ballerina and her short little brother.
- Got it. - (PvF) Omelette du fromage.
- What like... - Listen, I don't know, so...
- Oh, Jesus Christ! Wow, alright, I got it!
- (PvF) Omelette du fromage! - Oh, that took so long to kick in!
- I can't do it, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah!
- (PvF) Woah woah! - What?
- I thought she wanted my omelette du fromage!
- Bang! - Boom boom!
- Dexter's Lab.
- I'm gonna go with Dexter's Laboratory.
- I was going with Dexter's Laboratory too!
- Hey!
- It's Dexter's Laboratory. - (gasps) Yeah, I had,
it's not clicking for me, I have no idea what this is.
- That was a fun show.
- You said the ballerina, and I immediately thought of,
what's her name, Tee Tee?
- (narrator) We start with breakfast at home.
- Yeah, let's go!
- See, we were right. - I think so.
That's the boy Dexter. - Yeah, yep.
- (both) Omelette du fromage!
- There we go!
- Look at that grin.
- Mmm.
(Sharon laughs) - I remember this episode!
- Omelette du fromage. - Omelette du fromage!
- Omelette du fromage? - Omelette du fromage?
- Omelette du fromage? (laughs) - Omelette du fromage?
- Nope. (Jayse laughs)
- Garbage?
- (PvF) Who wants some tasty garbage?
- This, wow, this smells heinous.
- What about the car? Will you eat the car?
- I'll eat the car. - (Jayse) Okay. (laughs)
- That, I'll eat.
- Oh, we gotta take a bite, right? That's the, yep, them's the rules.
- (PvF) What does it taste like?
- Garbage.
- Oh, it tastes pepperminty. - It's like a reward.
- It's not bad!
- Presentation-wise, this is a 10 out of 10.
- I mean, it's definitely creative.
- She said I had to, and I'm just, you know?
- I mean, it sounds like excitement in your voice, to me.
- Ew, ooh. - Look at that!
It's dry and crunchy.
- It's so good, I mean, you should try it. (laughs)
- Mm. Mm-hmm, so good.
- Did you see something over there?
- I do. - (whispers) Aw, dang it.
- (PvF) You want the hint?
- Yes please. - Yes!
- (PvF) This show was influenced by cult classic dystopian films
Blade Runner and Brazil,
and Herb Scannell, Nickelodeon's programming executive
went on record saying that the characters look like
the Beatles' 1986 animated movie, Yellow Submarine.
- Ooh, how are we doing, we're from Liverpool.
Something like that?
- I feel like it probably...
- (PvF) I'll give you guys one more clue.
- Alright.
- (PvF) Aaahh!
- That was the clue?
- Wait, are you going ahh, were you doing that,
or were you doing... (Jair laughs)
- I would imagine that didn't help one bit.
- That made it worse. That made it even worse.
- I'm just thinking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
I'm just thinking of things that actually eat garbage.
- No, they eat pizza.
- This is wrong, I wrote Rugrats,
and my other second guess was Doug.
- I was like this is awfully wrong. (laughs)
- Rugrats. - Ooh, I said Garbage Pail Kids.
- Is it SpongeBob? - I wrote some gibberish.
- (Krumm) The mother lode!
- Real Monsters, ah! - I've never seen this.
- I couldn't remember the name of the show though.
- I don't know.
- I don't know the name of this one, but I know this cartoon.
- This one is tough. - It's fine. (laughs)
- I love the guy that holds his hands, or holds the eyes,
and his mouth is his body.
- Gotta love a good muffler in the morning.
- Right? - Mm-hmm.
- Oh, they really do eat garbage.
- (PvF) The show is called Aaahh!!! Real Monsters.
- (laughs) That's why, I'm like ahh, what is ahh?
- What in tarnation?
- Pistachio Almond Fruit Fudge Butterscotch Delight.
- Zinc trisodium, aspartate, sorbitol, and bisulfate.
- Grade A milk emulsified, malto-dextrin alkalide.
- (PvF) How about a delicious carton
of Pistachio Almond Fudge Fruit Butterscotch Delight ice cream?
Just be careful what you eat, and be sure to read the label.
- I know what this one is, I know what this one is.
- Jair, I'm lactose intolerant, but I don't care.
(Jair laughs)
- Like that's good. - Yeah.
- This one, yeah, this one rings a lot of bells.
I'm gonna be mad if I'm wrong though.
- ♪ Calcified synthetic salt ♪ ♪ Artificial barley malt ♪
♪ Glycerine and aspartate ♪ ♪ Folic acid, that tastes great ♪
- Okay, it's gotta be this show.
- Like y'all keep singing it, like it's gonna make more sense to me,
and it's making me lost.
- This is delicious, can we keep this?
- (PvF) Yes, you can! - This is grand!
- ♪ Zinc trisodium, aspartate ♪ ♪ Sorbitol and bisulfate ♪
♪ Oxide beta-carotene ♪ ♪ Lactic acid, carob bean ♪
(laughs)
- I have no idea.
- Bro, do you want a hint? Do we need a hint?
- Yeah, oh yeah. - I think we need a hint.
Can we get a hint?
- My answer's locked in. - (PvF) Your answer is locked in.
- It is locked in. I will not change it.
- (PvF) You would like the hint, Johnnett?
- I do.
- (PvF) This variety cartoon had a full 35 piece orchestra
to play original scores for the entire series.
- Let's go!
- I literally cannot be more lost right now.
- One, I put Hey Arnold! - Hey Arnold!
- Animaniacs. - (laughs) Yes!
- I spelled that so wrong. Hey A-Ronald.
- A-Ronald. (laughs)
- I know this is wrong, Looney Tunes,
but I felt like Looney Tunes had like the baby Looney Tunes.
- ♪ Animaniacs ♪ ♪ Those are the facts ♪
- ♪ Maniacs ♪ - (PvF) Daniel.
- I was so incredibly wrong.
- Yes! - Yes.
- Oh, aw! - Oh!
- I'm so excited, because I actually used to watch this!
- Oh my God!
- ♪ Grade A milk emulsified ♪ ♪ Malto-dextrin alkalide ♪
- It's embarrassing how off I was.
- Hey alright! (laughs) - Nice!
- Yeah, Animaniacs.
- I knew I was wrong,
but I'm so excited that I actually knew who they were.
- Woah! - What the fudge?
- A t-bone steak!
- Alright, so we got ourselves a nice fat-free milk.
- I'm here for the meat.
- Oh, is that that Hollandaise sauce?
- (Yeshua) I heard you're a big fan. - Hollan-yay is more like it.
- (PvF) This isn't your normal cafeteria food, oh no,
on today's menu, we've got steak, mashed potatoes,
and of course, a carton of milk for a balanced meal.
- Interesting.
- I'm just gonna start writing down some cartoons that I know.
- The cafeteria? This has gotta be, oh my.
- I haven't had a steak meal like this in a second.
That's so funny.
- These mashed potatoes are delicious. (laughs)
- Deep in thought. - (PvF) More steak might help you.
- Yeah, steak is always the answer.
- '90s cartoon I know where they go to school.
- That took place in grade school, where they would go to a cafeteria.
- There's only one that I can think of?
- CatDog? (laughs) - Yes!
- 'Cause it's the only show I can think of
that there would be a setting for them to make this.
- Okay, in a cafeteria,
so like a lot of the show is just taking place...
- Yeah, it has to be like in a school.
- I probably better take a hint.
- Ah, okay cool.
- Clue? - I'll take the clue.
I'll take the clue.
- (PvF) Scandalous!
- Like, I see it. But I don't remember the name of it.
I see it!
- Scandalous!
- Bro, it has to be this. There's no way it's not this.
- Three, two, one. I put Doug as my main answer.
- Listen I don't know the damn name of this show.
- Hey Arnold! - Kids Are Cool Like Me?
- Recess!
- That's a cartoon?
- No, I just think kids are cool like me.
- Oh!
- (TJ) Welcome to Chez Vince, your bistro on Third.
- Recess, oh! (buzzer rings)
- No!
- Recess was the other one that came to mind!
- I'm so mad!
- There we go! (bell rings)
- Oh, here we go.
- I knew, I knew the show, but I didn't know the damn name!
- (PvF) You remember this show?
- Yes!
- I always get that show mixed up with Hey Arnold!
I don't know why, but they're just too similar to me.
- There's no like time-lapse photography,
she literally took down that much steak.
I've had two bites.
- This is how you know this is Jayse's first time with me.
- I'm impressed. I'm very impressed.
(Jair laughs)
- I'm so devastated.
Like the only one that I would probably ever get,
I still don't get!
- Oh, The Big Boss. - The Big Boss?
- I'm just gonna bite into it, and if you hurt me,
I'm gonna just be sad. - I hope something pops out at you.
Ah, oh sorry. - That's not funny.
- (PvF) (laughs) I didn't do it. - Okay, it was a little funny.
- Oh. - Mmm.
- There's jelly on the inside.
- (PvF) Finally, we've got a Big Boss candy bar.
- Oh, Jayse, he just went for it.
- Yeah, I got no clue. But it's delicious.
(laughs) But it's delicious.
- That's a lot of chocolate. - Oh my goodness!
- I took way too big of a bite.
- Knowing you guys, it could've been something [censored] crazy,
like a bug or... - Like toe jam.
- Cherry-filled chocolate bar?
- You wrote it down already? - I just wrote it down.
- I don't think you know. - Correct!
- So I'll take the hint, then.
- (PvF) This candy bar is made by Rabid Dog,
and is known to have tri-enzomated zorn jelly,
which can have highly addictive effects.
- I don't know if I got the name right.
- That's a good guess there.
- You approve, do you approve? - Yeah.
- Nephew approved! - That's a decent guess, mm.
- Go! - CatDog!
(both laugh)
- Dog Cat. - CatDog!
- I put Hey Arnold! She put...
- Ed, Edd n Eddy.
- (Binky) Sorry, but I can't help you out.
- (George) Come on, Binky.
- Arthur!? (buzzer rings)
Are you serious? - Arthur?
- Aw man. (buzzer rings)
- Who cares about educational cartoons?
- I am so upset! - What?
- Rabid Dog. - Actually, actually...
- Rabid Dog.
- I mean, come on!
- I'm so upset. - PBS, is this on PBS?
- Really?
- I figured having kids get addicted to some sort of candy
would maybe be too much for Arthur.
- The bad news is we didn't do great.
The good news is we tied!
- We tied! - We equally sucked.
- We powered through.
- (PvF) Jayse? - Yes?
- (PvF) With six points, you are today's big winner.
(Jair gasps) - Really?
- (PvF) Congratulations! - Oh my God!
- Yes! - That's so many bracelets!
- Yes, Lisa Frank? I love unicorns!
- Oh my God.
- Yes, yes! - One, two, three!
- Dainty wrist! - Four, five, six, seven, eight!
Nope. - Come on!
- Nine, oh! - Yes!
- Last one, 10! - Yes!
- Omelette du fromage? - Omelette du fromage!
- Omelette du fromage! - Omelette du fromage.
- Omelette du fromage. - Omelette du fromage!
- (both) Omelette du fromage.