Kevin: I have a fever.
And the only prescription is more cowbell-
Umu: BTS Amino App! Woooo!
Yes, I know. You're all already like
UGH! Umu. I've already seen a BTS Amino ad from you.
But you see
with this, you get to learn even cooler things about the
BTS Amino App!
including hearing Hugo and Gwen sing some dank-
Hugo: Heyo ladies and gentleman
Welcome to our Not Today reaction
I've got so much to show you.
An app that has quizzes, memes, and more!
Sorry this is so cheesy.
But come on bare with us please-y
You gotta download this app now.
It will be
very 좀 쩔어 (jom jjeoreo)!
Jarod: Here we are.
On the BTS Amino app
As you can see some pretty fresh memes.
As we scroll down "my reaction to V's low voice"
You know.
Lots of moaning.
(Cool 1 min in and i'm already dying)
Lots.
And let me tell you giving up homework looks exactly like that.
Except unfortunately there's usually a lot more papers involved.
So if you're looking for more dank BTS memes
Uh. Be sure to download the BTS Amino app.
And that way you can understand that this is my man.
On the screen in my hand.
!!!!Technology!!!!!
Davis: Now it's time for a quiz!
Lindsey: Can we do them by their outfit?
Davis: Yeah, I was gonna say that I feel like we could probably do that one okay.
Lindsey: I feel like I can't but we're gonna do it anyway
Davis: We're gonna try this, okay.
Lindsey: I'm gonna just choose RapMon for everything cuz I love him.
What!?
Butterfly? That looks like it should be from something called Butterfly.
Yes?
Davis: Is it bu- okay cool
Umu: I was not 100% sure
Davis: I wasn't sure either.
Lindsey: I was like.. pastel and butterfly sounds like it'd be like
Oh nice crotch shot right there.
Uh.. oh. Fun Boys?
Umu: Fun Boys.
Lindsey: I tri- I tapped it Umu: OOOOOOOHHHHHH
See Results.
We defeated 34 of players percent.
Put 34 percent of players.
Umu: Not bad.
Lindsey: Can we play it again or is it gonna be the same questions?
Umu: It's gonna be the same questions
You can choose a different quiz.
Lindsey: Seems like fun actually. This seems really awesome.
Umu: You guys are making my job of advertising this app so easy.
Lindsey: Well because it's actually good.
Lindsey: This is actually unscripted like 100% just so you all know.
Lindsey: BTS Quiz
Davis: Enjoy Army.
Lindsey: I thank that all of those questions are not really difficult
so should we do that one?
Davis: Yeah. Let's do one that's not really difficult.
Although we've been killing it.
Lindsey: What!?
*Rossini's Semiramide Overture plays*
Kevin: Ugh ok Yunyi: Ugh
Kevin: It's not that bad it's- Yunyi: It's bad!
Umu: We're starting today off with BTS Not Today
This is very Fire this is very uh-
Lindsey: Fiyaa
Davis: Fiyah Umu: party, synth synth synth *intense growls*
Lindsey: I'm excited too. Yeah I think I'm gonna like this Davis: That's what I like
Lauren: I'm Lauren, I play horn and I really only listen to classical music so this will be interesting for me
Umu: Anyways this is BTS!
Hugo: Yay! Gwen: Woo!!
Umu: You kinda are jo- you're just diving in head first into this because this is something that
just came out a few hours ago and it's a little like woah Shimon: Hours ago
Jarod: Litting up in 3
Shimon: 2, 1
Fiona: It feels like i"m underwater
Henry: Wow
Jarod: Oh I love BTS (Me too)
Peyton: Yeah, I just don't really like the bighit entertainment
Jarod: Just the really satisfying water sounds
Fiona: I'm glad to be back in BTS land where everything is artistic and confusing
Gwen: I'm getting very like
Fiona: Run boy
Gwen: Videogame vibes from this
Hugo: Same
Gwen: Did he just get shot (they're seriously traumatized from B.A.P)
Hugo: Not today
Lauren: Not today
Jarod: Not today
Shimon: Good, good Umu: HHAHAHHA
(It's ok Lauren he gets worse)
Shimon: You can read
Lauren: Oh my goodness
Hugo: I'm liking the cinematography
Gwen: Yeah this is so videogame-y though
Gwen: Like I just feel like I'm in a cutscene Hugo: Oh yeah
Hugo: Truth, but it's cool like the lighting, red go into the blue Gwen: Len's flare
Peyton: It sounds like, it's like a helicopter *Helicopter noise*
Yunyi: Looks like a movie trailer
Hugo: Scared the sh*t out of me I'm not gonna lie
Jarod: Oh yeah
Gwen: I love it
Lauren: What is this Shimon: Woah
Fiona: What?
Ooh
Davis: Oh wow Lindsey: Oh man
Lauren:What? (Me too) Shimon: Hahaha
Fiona: Oh my god I like this
Jarod: This is thick man
Lindsey: Oh my god I really like this so much
Davis: Yeah
Hugo: I'm loving that bass Gwen: This is goin' on my gym playlist
Hugo: This is a good gym song
Fiona: Ooh I like how everything is pink
Davis: Oh nice transition Lindsey: Pink sky aw man
Gwen: And they still have amazing vocals Hugo: Oh yeah
Yunyi: Oh that's a dirty bass Kevin: What a beat oh my god
Davis: His hair looks edible
Hugo: Dance moves are still killin' like holy f***
Hugo: Aw yeah!
Peyton: Since when is like pulling a jacket open a dance move you just like ah
Shimon: Oh Lauren: Ok
Shimon: What did they take off?
Fiona: I like the background
Peyton: and move and 1 and 2 and jacket and 3 and
Davis: This camerawork is also very very aggressive and intense
Lindsey: This song is very intense I was just gonna say
Shimon: I like the whole choreography around the wall of hooded people. I like that it's cool
Jarod: Wow the fact that they're all in sync is just so impressive
Peyton: They're ninjas
Jarod: Damn
Kevin: That's your descending tetrachord
There's even half step in there
Lindsey: Is that RapMon my booy. My boooyy!! Davis: It's that boy. That boy
Kevin: Woah I guess that makes it more than a tetrachord though Yunyi: Oh
Lindsey: Oh man he's got such a hot aesthetic (Das my son J-hope 4 life)
Fiona: His voice is so chill
Lindsey: I mean they all do, but especially RapMon ya know
Shimon: Is there like a deep story behind this too
Umu: Probably
Hugo: I wanna know where they're running
Gwen: Looks like a quarry
Shimon: Is that to be discovered Umu: Yes haha
Hugo: Again the cinematography is super dope Gwen: Cuz it looks awesome
Gwen: I'm so excited
Henry: I'm really curious to see what the story behind this is
Davis: Oh yo
Hugo: Oh that's cool
Lauren: Are they dancing on ice Shimon: Is that ice (It's Yuri on ice, but BTS)
Hugo: Glass
Lauren: They're not slipping though
Shimon: Hahaha
Lauren: Cuz you think they would like slip or something Shimon: Oh my god
Gwen: This is so cool
Henry: Wow this is just an incredibly cool video Fiona: This is really cool choreography
Jarod: This is tight
Yunyi: Illuminati
Both: Confirmed
Davis: That looks so cool
Peyton: Yeah
Jarod: I love it and I love like the distant camera angles like this
Yunyi: Oh came back with more synth the second time Kevin: Oh wow
Lindsey: I'm such a fan I really like this Davis: Yeah
Davis: I guess maybe it is ice
Hugo: you're right that footwork is real intense
Gwen: This is so hype
Henry: They're getting shot
Gwen: Yup they're getting shot now
Hugo: Noo
Peyton: Aah
Both: Aaah
Lindsey: Woah that was, that's cool
Henry: Who was that, in his eye
Umu: Himself
Henry: Duh duh dun
Yunyi: Oh it's coda, this is coda
Lindsey: Oh my god this dancing is so robotically in sync it is awesome Davis: It's on point
Fiona: the background is a lit- the background music is a little intense
Little
Lauren: Now it's, now it's night Shimon: Yeah
Jarod: Oh man
Peyton: One minute we're running with the ninjas, one minute we're dancing with the ninjas
Lindsey: It's dark now Davis: Yeah
Davis: I'm very into these transitions Lindsey: I am super into this whole thing
Both: Oooohhhh
Jarod: They runnin'
Hugo: Not today
Gwen: B****es
Gwen: I love it Hugo: Oh that was great
Gwen: I like it, Iove it, I want some more of it
Fiona: Boom
Yunyi: you can't restate the first and second themes and what not!
Jarod: That was fun
Davis: That was so sick Lindsey: Oh my god I am such a fan
Davis: Also it did not seem like it was as long as it actually was
Lindsey: Yeah I am so into- I love that Davis: I wanted to keep going
Gwen: Don't know what to do about the crazy girls lovin but I like it, I love it, I want some more of it
Yunyi: I'm curious about the form
Yunyi: I think it's in Rondo form Umu: Yeah one two
Umu: In what form Kevin: No I just think there's one bridge Yunyi: No I think it's in Rondo form
Lindsey: basically what I think of that song is it's like if you took just like your whatever
Like American rap song and made it like more intense sounding and better you get that
Yunyi: I wish they kept the dirty bass or maybe it just got layered so-
Kevin: Also
The rap is like the most interesting part so like the latter half is more monotonous. If they put this rap verse in the middle it would've changed things up a bit
Yunyi: This
Umu: That- Yunyi: I thought that was the bridge
Kevin: Ooh Yunyi: Yeah
Yunyi: Cuz it's and exte- extension of the chorus Kevin: i thought it was just the- but it's just not-it's just
Kevin: Cuz it's just the chorus extended yeah
and then there's the real bridge cuz
cuz things change but they aren't really developed
which is sad
Yunyi: This could be also a bridge
Kevin: Yes
Yunyi: Cuz this is, more extension Kevin: I wouldn't call it Rondo, In that sense every pop song is Rondo form because it always goes back to the chorus
Kevin: Yeah there's the- Yeah there's the extension this time that's where- so so the
Second and third time the chorus happens there's the extension
But the first time it doesn't have the extension
Yunyi: Interesting ok
So it's rap, chorus, rap, chorus extended, bridge, chorus extended Kevin: Indeed
Yunyi: Interesting form
Yunyi: I don't know how many pop songs have that Kevin: Imagine, I mean call me maybe has that
Kevin: Becuase the first time it says call me maybe, but then second and third time before you came into my life I missed you so bad that's like the extension (Same Yunyi)
(Kevin look what you did)
yunyi: that horn is how I feel umu:YeaH YEHA YEAH
UMU: THAT TRILL
Kevin: I still really like that song
Umu: You like this song Kevin: No call me maybe
Umu: Oh my god Kevin: No I like this song, this song is fine
Gwen: So confused why everyone got shot but I'm ok with it
Umu: Uh huh
Hugo: Yeah you know Gwen: I don't think I need to know I just-
Hugo: It's ok
Hugo: I'm satisfied with the music Gwen: well it's not ok that they got shot but it's ok that it wasn't explained
Hugo: Why do they all die in all their videos
Gwen: I don't know
Hugo: Like BTS especially
Gwen: They just all die Hugo: They all die. All the time
Kevin: Liked it I liked it
Yunyi: No I was not really a fan of it
Like they really tried to roll off of hype factors for this one
instead of like- I like my music to have a little bit of complexity and spice
I feel like this one was just kind of like
Like just energy all the way. Like even- it's kind of similar to dope and fire but even those two had Kevin: Oh please dope is
Yunyi: Dope is- I think dope had a lot more content than this because there was just more original composition in that one
and I feel like in this one it just had like really typical rhythms like droning synth, not the biggest fan
I mean again, comment on how good the production value is but that's very much stating the obvious
I mean maybe if I watch it again some other day maybe I'll like it but NOT TODAY
(I swear that was on purpose)
Umu: What did you like about it specifically musically?
Jarod: The fact that it was just like pumpin' the entire time
Umu: Mhm
Peyton: Just like- cuz sometimes with a lot of pop music all you need is kinda like one little hook
and it was like
Jarod: It just grabs you and holds you there. See I didn't even notice it my subconscious
Umu: You're used to classical music so this is just like not usually what you listen too
Lauren: There was a lot going on
Umu: Mhm
Lauren: um visually and honestly I didn't really hear like a harmonic progression
Yeah all I heard was this very loud rhythmic stuff
I can't even describe it
Davis: I like the synth it was not very intrusive at all but it was still very very hype
Davis: I mean she said it all already Lindsey: So hype
Umu: Did you guys like spring day better
Henry: Ah that one I did like. I like that one a lot Fiona: I like spring day more
Fiona: I like the song though, It met my mood today
Gwen: I like everything Hugo: Yeah I pretty much liked everything
Gwen: Yeah that was so hype. That was like perfect execution of a hype song
Hugo: yeah it was interesting also because we're so used to, like it's not that their songs are ballads necessarily, but they're not hype
So like hearing them do a hype song was super cool
Umu: You guys joined later in the game so they've already reacted to some of BTS' hype songs
Hugo: Got it well this was our first hype song
Gwen: This was lit Hugo: And it was lit as f***