- Today, we are trying each other's kebab shop orders.
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- For Zeta's order specifically
I'm going to be judging it extra harsh
because that's how she does it for everyone else.
I'm going to give it a zero.
- Rigged.
- [Zotti] Urgh, your opinions suck.
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- [Isha] I woke up and I chose violence.
- Security!
- [Zotti] I belong here.
Revenge for the audience.
(cheeering)
- [Zotti] Ahhh!
(creaking sign)
- Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
(burps)
Woops.
(laughs)
- Kebabs shops, love them.
- They're just great places.
- You always go get some hot chips,
maybe a dirty kebab after you've had like,
you know, one of those nights,
- You're a bit hung over.
- I don't really drink anymore
so I have no reason to like, go to a kebab shop.
- As someone who was born in Germany,
AKA the birthplace of kebabs,
And as an Afghan
I should know what a good kebab tastes like.
All right.
- So my criteria today is all about taste.
(ding)
It's just got to taste delicious.
- So my judging criteria today,
I'm going to do three different categories.
The first one is taste.
(ding)
The second one is like, freshness.
(ding)
You know, sometimes you get soggy chips,
and the third one
(ding)
is overall satisfaction.
- I just want to eat it and feel like I'm floating
on top of kebab heaven.
(angelic singing)
- I'm literally going to judge it on:
Would I order this?
(swoosh)
And for Zeta's order specifically,
I'm going to be judging it extra harsh
(swoosh)
because that's how she does it for everyone else.
(booing)
There's going to be something you don't like.
- My order is super simple and that's probably why
it's the best.
I eat chicken, halal snack pack,
chili, barbecue and garlic.
- What a combination.
- It looks like it's chicken,
which already to me feels wrong.
You've got to have some kind of spice, you know,
with your meat.
I'm just going to take a bite and shut the fuck up.
(laughs)
- Yum.
(kiss)
This hits all the criteria.
I'm going to give this a 10.
This is going to be a 10.
- Did it take me to kebab heaven?
(angelic singing)
Not really.
(loud buzzer)
I'm going to have to give this one an eight out of 10.
(bell ding)
- I'm going to give it a 10, a 10 out of 10.
Would definitely order this again.
- So my kebab order is the classic doner kebab.
- Darner?
- Doner.
- Donna?
- Doner kebab, or doona kebab?
- Doona.
- Doner kebab.
- I'm pretty sure it's lamb.
- Mary had a little lamb until I ate her.
Not Mary. I'm gay.
The sheep.
(laughs)
- It's got your lettuce, onion.
People usually put tomato in.
I don't cause I hate raw tomato.
It's got chili sauce, garlic sauce, hummus.
And that's the way a kebab should be eaten.
Period.
- I'm very excited.
Like you really can't go wrong with the classics.
- Okay. Let's eat it.
- Mmm, like, this is confusing.
- It tastes like a kebab.
You know what I mean?
- I'm disappointed.
It's just not doing it for me.
- Slightly concerns me, like why is the meat salty?
They've probably put salt on it.
(scoffs) Duh.
- Would I order it again?
Yes.
- It's also a very traditional kebab shop order
which I think it needs to like, get points for.
- Kind of just going in its shell.
It's just a bit sad.
- I'm going to have to give it a nine out of 10
(ding)
because it's so good.
- Three out of 10.
(ding)
I woke up and I chose violence.
- I'm going to have to take points off, I think.
cause there's no chippies.
So I'm going to have to give this like an 8.5.
(ding)
- Here's my order.
- What is this?
- It's a halloumi stack pack.
Basically, fuck the meat off;
chips, garlic sauce.
Sweet chili, halloumi melted over it.
Holy fudge.
It is so good.
- This it's literally just chips and cheese.
- Okay.
- Cheers.
- Mmm.
(laughs)
- That sweet chili sauce,
I just don't think it belongs.
- Oh my God.
Wait. Where's the chicken salt on this?
(long inhale)
- No chicken salt on the chips.
What the fuck?
- I'm going to give this guy an eight out of 10.
(ding)
I have to deduct points
because it's not a kebab shop item.
- I'm going to give this 7.5 out of 10.
(ding)
The sauces are kind of like intense flavor.
So it's a bit much.
- Yes, it's delicious.
But I couldn't eat this as a meal.
This is more like, grab one, and share it with some friends.
I'm going to have to give it a seven.
(ding)
Hello?
(laughter)
Wow, Zotti is overhearing.
Security! Security!
- So my order is a falafel plate.
Mine's the best because, yes,
it's not a typical kebab shop order.
It's a little bit healthy
but it means you can still get through the day.
You're not going to be in a food coma.
- So, falafel can go two ways:
when it's good, it's really good.
But when it's bad, it's mostly dry.
(tapping)
- Actually it doesn't sound too bad.
(magical twinkling)
- Ooh.
(ding)
(laughs)
This does not look at appetizing in the slightest.
- Mmm.
- Zero.
(laughs)
- This is just too healthy for me
in regards to like a kebab shop order,
I don't think of falafel and salad.
- Falafel? Bit on the dry side I have to say.
- I'm not really keen on the salad, I'm not.
So I'm just going to pretend.
(eating noises)
Mmm, that's a good salad.
- I'm going to give this--
- It's fine. It's not amazing.
I'm going to have to give this one--
- This is really harsh, but I'm going to give it--
I just never see myself eating this.
Like I've literally got it for free
in front of me right now.
And I don't want to eat this.
(twinkling noise)
Okay. Tell me who won, who won?
Who is the winner of the Kebab Shop?
(woosh)
(clapping and cheering crowd)
- Oh my God, what?
I feel like I never win anything.
What a win it's like, Oh my God, 2021.
I just needed a win.
And here it is.
Thank you so much.
- What do you want us to try next?
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What shop do you want us to visit?
Let us know in the comments below.
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Keyboard, (clicks)
Let us know.