I'm standing here in the
arid desert. Looking for any signs of wildlife today.
We've had quite the journey so far...
Ahh...what's that?
Is that what I think it is?
Turn the camera around! Turn the camera around! Look what I'm seeing.
It's the BASIC WHITE GIRL in her natural habitat.
Unbelievable!
We should follow her and see what she does for the rest of her day.
Let's go!
The BASIC WHITE GIRL is very temperamental.
So you don't want to upset her.
Looks as though she's grazing and looking for any food she can find.
After breakup they've known to consume an entire gallon of ice cream.
In one sitting.
WOW!
That small object in her hand is how the basic white girl sends signals to their mates to attract them.
Fascinating!
Let's continue following her throughout the rest of the day.
There's our BASIC WHITE GIRL.
it appears to be a lazy day.
She spends most of her day laying around,
exhausted, because she Literally.
Can't. Even!
Wow!
We've been following the girl for a few hours now.
She's done breathtaking things.
Brushing her hair. Texting her friends. Plucking her eyebrows.
But right now we're seeing the most
most sacred ritual ever.
The taking of the "Selfie."
Turn around...let's have a look.
Move in very quietly. Watch your step. Watch your step.
The "Selfie" is an intricate process that girls take years to perfect.
Watch as she purses her lips like a duck or some sort of other animal to attract her mates.
Oh! Oh my God--
Was that?
Oh my God, we got it on camera!
The exotic "hair flip". She's doing the hair flip to get the perfect selfie.
It's beautiful!
It's amazing!
I can't believe we're getting this shot.
This is Heaven!... Heaven!
This is the most amazing experience of my life. I've never seen the hair flip
in person. Now were seeing it right now,
live. Look at it!
Oh my god, it's amazing!
Beautiful! Spectacular!
I can't believe it!
We just stepped into the deepest
part of the girl's chamber.
Right now we're going to her sleeping quarters,
so be very quiet. It's a very sacred place.
There she is... - Travis! Get the f**k out of my room!
She's spotted us! She's spotted us!
We had quite the amazing day.
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For now we're going to have to say goodbye.
Thank you guys so much for watching.
Happy hunting.
Today we're wondering what kind of life exists here.
What is the -- (laugh)
Wait. Chloe where are you?
Where are you?
Wait. Okay, I have to do this over.
Alright, so we've just stepped into the deepest...
F**K.
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F**K!
Primitive terrain oh...
S**t my lens is all
It has, like, bacon in it, too!
Are you okay?