hey everybody it's me miss cracker and
this
is everything i eat in a day
the first thing i do when i wake up is
just curse the fact that i
am still alive it has been such a rough
year and i'm just like please will death
come and take me away
but upon waking up i realize i still
have to be here and so i just kind of
like
okay tell myself i'm gonna be okay
and i'm gonna have some coffee i eat
first thing in the morning
for me breakfast is the most important
meal of the day
i have coffee and i have a smoothie
i turn on the kettle on the stove then i
pull down
my ninja i put it on the windowsill
because i used my coffee grinder the
wrong way and it blew out all the
circuits on my countertop
so i put it on my windowsill and i plug
it into the wall
so i get out two frozen bananas which my
lovely chef friend taught me to always
keep on hand
hello good to have a couple of bananas
in hand at all times
then i get out an orange and
a half cup of yogurt plain
or vanilla if i've been like really good
and then
i toss it all in the blender blend it up
that's the only ingredients that i put
in my smoothie because
hello i'm trying to eat whole foods that
are good for my body so i don't put any
processed or refined sugar in there
it's just all natural wonderful things
plus whatever yogurt is you know
basically the unfrozen ice cream of my
dreams
and then the kettle is going so it's
time for coffee
i am a coffee drinker i
am from seattle which is where american
coffee was born
there is no way for me to go without it
i remember as a kid
watching my mother on camping trips
pouring grounds
into a cup of hot water and then just
drinking the coffee from beneath the
ground so she had like a grounds
mustache
that's how serious we are about having
coffee under any condition
so i have mine in a little bit more
refined of a manner
i put it through an aeropress into my
nicole kidman cup which
goes with me everywhere i go because so
does she
and i have it with just a splash of
whole milk to treat myself
usually after breakfast i start my work
day
and that means getting in an uber and
heading to the bronx where i have
my work studio where i do all of my
cameos to greet fans
it's where i make my wigs it's where i
sew my outfits it's where i put on my
makeup it's where i live
my drag life and when i am there i am
focused
a hundred percent i usually
get my lunch at around two
or three p.m basically it's based on how
much i'm suffering when i feel like i
can't take it anymore
i'm gonna have a sugar crash and like
hulk out that's when i order
my lunch for me the only health food in
the world
is sushi i will order myself
two teriyaki sushi rolls
and eagerly look out the window every 30
seconds
to make sure that i'm not missing the
delivery i
am a huge snacker my original name
was brianna cracker as in brie on
a cracker and so you have to know that i
love those kinds of foods so much
there's no possible way
i can give them up and still be myself
that's ridiculous so i have a lot of
snacks throughout the day
i'll have some carrots with ranch
dressing if i'm being crazy
because i am a jewish girl i will have a
matzah cracker with some peanut butter
on it or
plain because hello it's the original
cracker and
same for me a typical dinner is
zoodles i just got myself a spiralizer
and i will get a zucchini i will put it
in the machine
and i will turn it into zoodles and it
is the greatest activity
in the world so i'll have some
spiralized zucchini
i'll have some spiralized beets i'll
have some spiralized carrots
i'll throw them all together and put a
nice pesto dressing over the top
to give it a little bit of flavor
if it's time if it's the right season
i'll have some
wonderful cherry tomatoes with that as
well but basically this
huge spiralized salad looks like noodles
so it fools me
into thinking i'm actually having some
carbs and
that makes my spirit happy my favorite
meal to cook
is chili because if you are feeling sad
and you are feeling cold
and you are feeling most of all lazy
the easiest thing you can do is get a
can of pinto beans
a can of kidney beans a can of black
beans
some ground beef and some yellow corn
and fry them all together like come on
if you're feeling fancy you can put a
can of tomato paste in there and
shabalam you have some delicious chili
and you can spice it whatever way you
want to
my god it's almost time yes i do
a little late night snacking if for some
reason
pizza has found its way into my house i
will
indulge and have one little slice
it's just it's not even bread it's like
flatbread
it's basically pita it's basically a
health food i have pizza with everything
on it it's got some broccoli
pepperoni cheese it's tomato sauce hello
tomatoes are a fruit okay and then it
has
of course the pizza dough which is brett
this is why
every single new yorker believes that
pizza is the perfect food because it has
all of the groups including the salts
and fats
at the very tip of the pyramid at the
very tip of the pizza and it is
wonderful my favorite food city in
the world is stockholm sweden because at
any time of day you can get yourself
some certified
ikea meatballs with those little berries
in lots of gravy it is so delicious and
they have pastries and they have a
wonderful cappuccinos
everything that you could possibly want
it's there and it's fresh in stockholm
because everything in stockholm is
perfect
so that's everything i eat in a day
oh and i can't wait to have a bowl of
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chili