ladies my name is jacksepticeye and
welcome to not for broadcast a game
where I control the news I am the one
who's going to determine what you out
there in the public I get to hear and
see and I'm going to craft the worst
narrative I possibly can gonna make the
world a miserable place at least I hope
so
enter game name Dinko Ben why not let's
see I don't really know how this works
I think I'm controlling the news and I
think that I get to see oh okay oh god
is too much information I want to fail
miserably at this
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[Applause]
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okay okay okay my viewers are going up
I'm a natural
is this really her the new job okay or 3
2 1
okay this is so cool I can really just
show the behind-the-scenes all right
we'll get to that eventually I want to
do a good job first but I am gonna mess
with Jeremy in a while
national nightly news okay okay okay
three two one oh there's a really cool
dude words
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okay daily 14 seconds it's so fun to see
the behind the scenes alright imma [ __ ]
this up I have the attention span of a
wooden table but that's what's gonna be
fun about this
you're all gonna get the news and the
best fashion possible welcome back to
the news okay
later we'll be hearing from the shock
election winners advance okay here the
star of stage and screen
Megan Thank You Jeremy I think I went a
little too early okay Lawrence are you
the medicated I'm so good I'm amazing at
this I would watch this I got the
reaction that's good
we for [ __ ] minutes on this sergeant
Rock rock man she's not doing anything I
think it's gross over billion don't see
who's counting let's go to the Y between
them okay the news is easy
it's a beautiful question Megan I'm not
easy to answer like you this is this is
fascinating
I'm a real live editor of news reactions
I do it for the people that I inspire I
do it but most of all I think I do my
viewers that actually gone down
of course okay okay okay [ __ ] that is
exactly what it's probably like in real
life okay
this is good this is good no
interference no interference on my
broadcast
I feel like Ron Burgundy okay did you
slap her what a dick
okay it's like a puzzle game it's like a
stressful resource management game uh uh
God and go together I'm gonna get a
raise after this I'm the rest of this
job the news is exactly what I deem it
to be these these size seeds are really
fun though I love this you boys had so
much fun recording these for the game
sterility okay here we go
not today bumble okay
okay oh it's but I just sense of the ad
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right oh man this is someone's actual
job in real if someone out there is
doing this right now
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I am going to I'm going to they saw okay
I like hit these buttons though it makes
me welcome back this guy in the top left
just rocking away
this is like five nights at new-path
today is day one telling my viewership
is going up I'm the greatest broadcast
master my ratings are staying high I
keep forgetting that I'm supposed to be
talking to you guys as well I'm so
focused I need to listen it's actually
really fun I'm a natural baby when it
comes to swearing and D monetization
ain't no one better than a youtuber to
figure this [ __ ] out yes
today we'll stop making it very okay
okay okay interesting exception spew in
time someone's going to be in trouble
not no no I believed it all at the time
as the country braces itself for a new
ad okay so that was the tutorial level
that was super stressful what if she
just get murdered secondly great a there
was an a-plus I he was amazing at that
that was really fun god damn notes
outstanding censoring interference-free
editing was just terrible yeah that part
I was kind of failing on because I'm so
worried about all the sensors and stuff
when they were showing up that they kept
forgetting about the ten and two second
rule in that stuff oh what a glorious
day it is to be in the news business No
ah so you can actually just go back and
watch all the scenes if you want that's
fun
so all the work that you put into for
the game to like make ads and make
scenes and Clips everything you can
actually go watch them I don't actually
want to watch this I don't like watching
my work back all right
day two day three an unexpected form is
this game gonna take like a weird turn
eventually I sort of turn into a horror
movie
day three an unexpected form you arrive
home to find posts on the mat most being
nothing more than the usual junk mail or
letter however catches your eye
the team wants to know you curiosity
gets the better of you and you're
opening it's a form from the new
advanced government asking for
information and all citizens the first
page is filled in already your name Alex
Winston your spouse Sam Winston your
children Charles is Susie Winston well
you muses at least they got the basics
right the rest of the questions are left
is for you to complete they appear to be
mandatory question one upon starting a
new job you would be friendly and
introduce yourself to your new
co-workers be productive and get to work
immediately ease yourself in and orient
yourself with your new workplace
reminisce with friends about all jobs I
think if I was to start a new job I'd
like to show my productivity immediately
then the stuff I can all do afterwards
question to a colleague in a different
department is confined in confided in
you that they've been taking home
confidential information now a foil of
minor importance has gone missing
would you help your colleague cover up
their violation recommend that your
colleague reports it promise your
colleague that you won't tell anyone
report the violation to your supervisor
immediately I ain't no snitch
I'll keep it private
I should have heard to get in trouble
later you know what I'll take the fall
which snitches get stitches and our
[ __ ] ain't one of those men an entire
department was fired today for
consistent underperformance your boss
has put a new place new in place new
targets that are significantly higher
than the previous ones you would leave
work untighten stay late to ensure you
hit the first deadline leave work early
and head to the pub to chat about the
changes of colleagues leave work early
and head home to your family I would
make sure that I hit the first deadline
after that it's anybody's game boy
drinking with the mates and your family
question four is the annual company
barbecue and you and your family have
been avoided you are looking forward to
enjoying a nice day out with friends and
family are washing your hair that day no
I'm gonna go out and enjoy myself
whatever decent wonderful time question
five you've had a long successful career
now about to retire in your speech you
list your achievements and all the good
memories you have of working there give
an honest review of the pros and cons of
the company focus on issues and
challenges you've faced while working
there refuse to attend let's be the nice
person question six in your spare time
you like to relax alone doing things
like listening to music or making models
attend political rallies and stand up
for what you believe in encourages for
your children but their hobbies play in
your local sports scene I don't think
you just do one thing in your spare time
I like watching movies and playing games
in my spare time but if it did that all
the time that it would be boring let's
encourage my children and all my
children to turn out to be degenerates
your ideal holiday getaway would be
surrounded by natural beauty getting
away from the strain of the daily grind
exploring somewhere unfamiliar and
discovering new experiences and
challenges a structured day out at a
theme park bursting with thrills and
attractions for you and your family a
romantic getaway for your partner to a
tropical island paradise II again it
could be any of these it was just in LA
which was a nice time with friends and
it was in a bustling city I also before
that went with my beautiful girlfriend
to a amusement park a theme park which
was delightful as well
it is the most important that the
government keeps people equal maybe
keeping people happy is a hard thing to
do you can't keep people happy freedom
is also good I think that kind of comes
with the Equality though and their
safety let's just say equal cuz I don't
know what else to pick thank you for
your cooperation
offense knows your time is valuable and
we appreciate your help and leading the
nation to applaud a future
sangmi ah day six a family matter so
this is much more than just that stuff
it's much more than just the broadcast
off now it's like papers please but I
have to do all the in betweens as well
it's like some of the kids have gone to
bed you're just drawing up a favorite
coffee cup worn-out souvenir if you
first strip together the prints faded
but the goofy face still makes you smile
and knock at the window brings you back
to reality they're in the garden
clutching a goatee neon green suitcase
is Chris Sam's sibling as soon as you
let him in they sit at the kitchen table
visibly stressed Chris takes a deep
breath I'm sorry for bursting in so late
Alex Chris stammers but I need a favor
and here's the only one who can ask
what's going on
you must have seen all this crazy
advanced stuff the assets and wealth Act
they're calling it taking or taking
people's hard-earned money to fund the
lazy it's [ __ ] you've never seen
Chris this agitated I'm not saying that
top 1% or whatever don't have stupid
money
Chris adds hastily but they can afford
it people like me we're going to lose
everything that's awful but I'm not sure
how I can help you were always the
well-off one in the family I'm sorry
about taking sorry but taking from the
rich to help the poor doesn't sound so
bad
yeah ah the god there's a lot of
politics in that I'm not sure how I can
help you were always the well-off on in
the family this is what I think opens up
more of the conversation because I want
to know Hawaii he was the well-off one
of the family they're going to take
everything Alex everything I've spent my
life building I can't let that happen I
need a favor
Chris's eyes find the floor tiles I need
to borrow your passport my passport why
they've taken mine and half the bloody
counties but people always say you and I
look similar so Chris is pacing now I
need to leave before it's too late once
I'm out me and my money will be safe but
I need to go now before they freeze my
accounts oh wait I read that surge of
that wrong he's the well-off one and
they're taking his money to help out the
poor [ __ ] that yeah pay your taxes
properly spread the wealth give back
please Alex I wouldn't ask if didn't
have any other choice
surely there's another way it can't be
that serious giving you my passport to
run off with your money who Chris is
miles falls open you're joking right
I've always done right by you and Sam
I've treated your children like they
were my own we're families that mean
nothing to you it's against the law I
can't help you with this fine solve this
myself so much for family loyalty a
grabbing the Nayan fluorescent suitcase
Chris disappears into the night you go
back to the dishes picking up Sam's cup
again the peeling face now seems to bore
into you but not in your stomach
tightens it's a hard thing to do
going up against your family like that
but you know what I get it
family is family and should always stick
by family but if they're asking you to
break the law and steal your passport
just so they can hold on to all the
millions of dollars they have and not
help out the people who need it most
that's a bit different okay we're back
in the studio they ate the phone oh
right
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yes is this gonna become a thing later
where I get too hot and I have to turn
on the fan I know I'm talking God do
they advance go getters okay that's a
good one to start off with you know
people need to pick me up a motivating
factor you dick Oh Shawn where's this
one bed should we play this is this yeah
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okay okay okay okay okay okay listen to
what they're saying okay this is a weird
picture I don't know why I would have
chosen the other picture anyway look at
those beautiful bastards
okay I got this
this is fine yes that's how you get the
viewers up I forgot that I'm supposed to
be getting viewers up at the end of it
all oh god I'm afraid should we actually
be I'll be going live around the country
I joke with people fear my fears go to
go from down the streets alone at night
should this be exactly the right time
for advances new approach
Oh a mega cape I lost viewers I was
trying to see if I could okay that's all
coming up on tonight oh my god okay I
did it I did it well this is stressful I
don't actually be at work okay can keep
an eye on this that's good
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all right we have some time before this
ends right
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okay okay got it
joining me Katie Brightman her leading
economist Alan James is right the free
man's guide to waking up this is awesome
nothing Jeremy we're still vassal slaves
for Justin okay I got this this is good
do you agree I'm afraid I don't
okay I should get better at using my
actual numbers they're moving to the
next steps in the grand plan okay got it
Jeremy where to become the great hood
sterile if we carry on the way we are we
will destroy ourselves and this planet
in a Dorji of consumption if you'll
excuse the colorful mess I'm not even
paying attention to what they're saying
okay good I'm trying to see if I'm doing
a good job with the transitions and I
want to go to the white shark because
it's ugly look I messed up they
rebranded I forgot that there's a two
second leading okay viewers go up the
grooming of an entire generation to walk
he's very passionate about whatever it
is he saying so try to sell your book
it's all coming from the water that
chemicals
humping it full of police juice lose
their power after spending half my job
that could be catastrophic
the catastrophe is that they escaped I
think we're doing okay 30 seconds
bleep space where we've all been
figuratively sodomized into submission
we might be on the evils of brave new
world knows we need some change but we
need to be cautious
let's walk forwards with our eyes open
let's two very different visions of the
future they're cool James kg Brightman
thank you for joining me
when we come back I'll be investigating
Lauren orders the whole mega meets some
beneficiaries of the assets and wealth
that's all coming up tonight on the
national nightly lives one minute back
okay whoa I did it this is the additive
we're not sure if we should be showing I
want to actually see what it looks like
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they're swearing sorry I want to see
what this toy is
okay we're back I am so anxious playing
this game just this department that we
should be concerned we need legislation
okay
[Laughter]
Jeremie easier [ __ ] it's all in the so
much going on
[Laughter]
I am not having this again oh my god I'm
trying to just run my [ __ ] editing
here so saying Jeremy crime is the
responsibility of the criminal no one
else between everyone has this switch
between them whatever okay when out door
to a ditch come Sunday - does she kind
of killing spree no she takes pills and
hide under the stairs okay she's just
call me slowly everybody else does okay
are you space prisons a mixed bag okay
[Laughter]
rehabilitation it's just not up for it
you know inherently just God more
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you are joking chrissy free polyphony
got mr. fancy oh just some [ __ ] I lost
viewers I was too busy trying to figure
out what was going on ok we're oh Jesus
Christ I I don't understand what he was
saying there's so much information
okay friendship mercy really important
we got six minutes okay
okay I'm doing going on this one I'm so
focused I'm sorry I'm just like sitting
here looking at the game got it okay so
now it's okay for me today
but why money's really happy what I need
give it to him okay kind of pay
attention to my viewers my two new
friends these a molester of the netball
team yes Blake owns a motorbike yeah but
I can't fight all three of you okay I'm
sorry into this oh [ __ ]
what's happening
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take it
I don't know what how this works
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oh wait I'll be on beat
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I'm okay
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okay I really have to concentrate Jesus
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yeah yes
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friendship yeah god that was so
stressful
oh those so good holy [ __ ] save a
grenade yes they're [ __ ] nailed it
oh my god BBA I'm still passing notes
outstanding censoring interference-free
you're editing was okay so I'm gonna
interference and go to sensory skip at
Dev
yeah okay thank you
hey I just did it just starts on the
toys I didn't even realize this stuff
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damn it I should have saved up for these
god [ __ ] anyway auto bleep wait why
bother working when you audible you can
do it for you this is gonna be so good
damn it I cocked it all up okay what I'm
gonna leave this video here this is
really fun to play it mixes so many
different elements that I thought I
would hate and I it's so much
information to take in and in trying to
talk to camera and trying to figure out
what I'm doing and listening to them and
all this stuff all at once
it's very overloading and very chaotic
at times but it was really fun to do
part of me kind of wants to [ __ ] up the
broadcast but the gamer in me is like no
do the best you can so we've gotten good
grades so far because I think I'm pretty
decent at this job but I can't imagine
how hard this is gonna get later on and
for someone like me it's my brain is
going to explode playing this game but
it really makes this kind of like a
papers pleased with the sort of five
nights at Freddy's interface where
you're looking at the cameras you have
to figure out all that stuff but they in
between segments are also interesting
and I hope that there's some sort of
weird twist to this that something ends
up happening outside of the studio and
then this is all just kind of ancillary
gameplay towards it that would be really
fun if it turned into like a horror game
towards the end put I'm excited this is
a cool game it's only new out and steam
so if you want to play it for yourselves
you can click the link in the
description to go to the link and
download it but I want to leave it here
thank you guys for watching if you liked
it and you want to see more of it please
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here as well until next time I will see
you then good night I think that was the
most stressful I've ever felt playing a
video game