Alas, ye patty pirate!
This is no ghost. This is... Plankton!
Stealing me booty!
Hear me Krabs.
When I discover your formula for Krabby Patties,
I'll run you out of business.
I went to college!
Hey! Let me go!
Oh, I'll let you go alright, squirt. On a flying saucer!
[laughing]
Back to the Chum Bucket with ya!
You'll pay for this Krabs!
I, the amazing Plankton,
with the use of prestidigitation
will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes.
First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience.
[grunting]
Nice try. Your act's over, bub.
You may win this time. She-hah-kazing!
Well, this stinks.
[audience booing]
Are you SpongeBob SquarePants?
Why... yes... yes, I am.
Then you just won one million dollars!
[gasping]
You just have to answer one question.
What is the Krabby Patty secret formula?
[inhaling] - Yes?
[inhaling] Yes?
[inhaling] Yes?!
The Krabby Patty formula is the sole property
of the Krusty Krab, and is only to be discussed
in part or in whole with its creator Mr. Krabs.
Duplication of this formula is punishable by law.
Restrictions apply, results may vary.
[growling] That's it?!
You'd better cough up that secret formula or else!
Plankton!
- Krabs! - Plankton!
Krabs!
SpongeBob!
You can't do this to me, Krabs.
[inhaling]
I went to college!
Ouch!
[alarm sounding]
Initiating launch sequence.
[alarm sounding]
Krabby Patty, here I come!
Eh. I hope I don't miss again.
Reunited and it's gonna feel so good.
[laughing]
[screaming]
Ow!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, sweet wampum.
Huh! Whazzat?
Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!
So, it was just another failed Krabby Patty theft attempt
by my arch-competitor, Plankton!
[laughing]
For a second there, I mistook ya for a threat.
But you're just a dirty little man.
So long, shrimp!
Curse you, Mr. Kraaaaaabs! Ow! Ouch!
[screaming]
You'll never catch me, Krabs.
Not when I shift into maximum overdrive.
Hi-ya!
I knew I should've gotten the turbo.
[screaming]
Hear me, Krabs! You'll take this Krabby Patty
from me when you pry it from my cold, dead...
[mumbling]
[screaming]
And so, another emergency is avoided,
thanks to Mr. SquarePants.
Ah ha!
Plankton, you knew I would never distrust a dollar!
That's right, Krabs.
Now hand over the secret Krabby Patty formula!
Or what?
I don't know.
I never thought I'd get this far.
Well, then, allow me to suggest your next move.
[screaming]
Curse you, Kraaaaa-!
I don't believe this! You led me on!
Now, now, Plankton, it's not what you think.
I don't want to hear your lies!
You owe me for leading me on like this!
Give me the Krabby Patty formula and we'll call it even.
The formula?
Is that what this whole thing was about?
No, no, not really. I mean, not at first.
I-I mean uh... honey bunch?
Uh-oh.
Oh, well, 'tis better to loved and lost
then never to be loved at all!
[laughing]
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money.
[laughing]
Now, how much was the--
[laughing]
Hmm.
Ugh.
Finally, the moment has come!
No, no, no, no, no!
[screaming]
[roaring]
Shew, good thing I thought ahead with that escape door.
Try and catch me now, you prissy feline!
[laughing]
[screaming]
No!
[roaring]
Nice kitty! You want some chum?
My pelt!
Mr. Krabs, Sandy's making off with the formula!
[gasping] Sandy, you're naked!
And you don't have any clothes on!
Unhand my pelt, you unknown varmint!
Only from my cold, dead feelers!
Plankton! I should have known this was your doing!
Now feel this! Hi-ya!
Pwaaaaa!
Gotcha!
And now for the appropriate punishment
for a no-good, yella' belly like yourself.
My eye!
This condiment is highly irritating to my eye!
Oh, thank you, Sandy. Thank you, Sandy.
Uh, sure, Mr. Krabs.
We'll take that sicko off your hands.
Cops! Thank goodness you're here.
Take the sicko away!
Actually, we're referring to you, ma'am.
Public nudity is against the law in this county.
But don't fret.
You'll look just fine in prison orange.
[sighing]
Yes, SpongeFool, come right back with your complete undoing
and victory will be mine!
[growling]
Mommy? Hey, wait!
Ooh! Ow! Ow!
[screaming]
Plankton?
Hmm?
Meow. Meow.
Good day, sir.
I'm just here to sample
some of your delicious Krabby fare.
Whoa, there, Fido!
[screaming]
I'm going! I'm going already!
Here.
Goo.
Hey, there.
Num, num!
Aw, does baby want a Krabby Patty, hmm?
Awww.
Baby's first Krabby Patty.
[alarm sounding]
That diabolical fiend!
I can't believe this is working!
It's like taking candy from a baby... with a baby.
Stop right there, you thievin' infant!
[screaming]
Yi-eeh! That's harsh.
So you thought you could pull a fast one, eh?
Now, come out of there, you little pest!
[grunting]
[gasping] What's he doing?
You leave that poor baby alone!
Okay. I guess we're gonna have to do this
the hard way.
Mr. Krabs, no! Don't do it!
[grunting]
Ooh! Oh...
Oh!
Oh, calm down! It's just Plankton.
See?
Uh... goo-goo?
How dare you! You toyed with our emotions!
Ow.
Face it, Plankton. You're never gonna win.
I'll always be one step... ahead.
[laughing]
Now, why don't you go back to where you came from,
you little brat?
[gasping]
Uh-oh.
How dare you!
[crying]
[laughing]
The fool! He left the safe open!
Open for business, baby!
[laughing]
Gotcha!
[screaming]
[laughing]
I'm off to make a delivery.
Ha, that fool!
[grunting]
[panting]
And the Krabby Patty is made of...
- Urchins! - Ew! Ew!
Gotcha! [laughing]
[laughing]
- Yoink! - Huh?
[laughing]
Yes!
Pull! Yee-haw! [laughing]
[screaming]
Gotcha! [laughing]
[buzzing]
Huh? [buzzing]
[screaming]
[laughing] Gotcha!
[mumbling]
Uh!
- Hey! - And this is Plankton,
who's always trying to steal the Krabby Patty.
So, we step on him!
Ouch!
Try it, everyone. It's fun.
Oh, my goodness. Can I?!
[screaming]
That is fun!
Next stop is the Krusty kitchen.
[groaning]
[screaming]
I'll also be commandeer-ering the Chum Bucket from now on.
Ahh━ahh. Sounds great to me, P.K.
And I'm afraid your services are no longer required-ererered!
Gosh, I still can't get over this handshake.
[screaming]
[grunting]
I'm over it now.